A couple weeks ago I randomly turned on the TV (a very rare thing, mind you) & then somehow landed on Larry King Live (an even rarer thing). Usually when I land on Larry King, I first ask myself his age & then ponder why CNN hasn’t booted his ass back to the monkey exhibition @ the local zoo. Rather than bumping the show for a session of pulling weeds in my lawn, my eyes met w/ those of Petra Nemcova’s & it was instant one-sided television love. Truly sad, but it’s the honest truth, my friends.
In my book, Petra doesn’t fall into that random hot-girl category, but she’s much more (much-much more!). She’s in the ultra exclusive, “you’re so cute, I want to spend the rest of my life with you” category. I’m sure we’ve each met / seen a similar person in our own lives. God have mercy on her!
So with that in hand, how does such a hot girl like Petra end up on bloody Larry King?! We heard another one of those rumors, so listen carefully. Luckily, Petra’s agent was at one of those fashion-parties over the weekend & naturally, he did a ton of crack w/ the likes of anorexic Lindsay, Nicole, Donatella & Angry Naomi. When he was about to sniff up his 6th line of the night, his phone rang.
CNN: Hi, how are you?
Petra’s Agent: Huh?
CNN: Good to hear. Can Petra come on Larry King tomorrow night.
Petra’s Agent: Right on. We’ll be there.
So there you have it. Petra’s appearance on Larry King was courtesy of cocaine. God, I love that drug!
On a more serious note, check out some of Petra’s photos from her recovery in Thailand.
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You guys are awesome. "Lisbeth" cannot be real.
Still...one of the BEST BLOTD posts EVER!!!
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/25/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-cathy
Let me dig 'em up and i'll PM them to ya.
this was interesting
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/19/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-lisbeth
ooh ooh, links please. I promise I'll behave.
I can show you weird...I found some relics....oooooh boy.
lol This site used to be fucking weird.
OK,OK SHE SURVIVED A HORRIFIC EVENT,ITS ABOUT TIME NOW ,SHE OPENS UP AND LETS SEE HER FURRY BEEF CURTAINS
and shit, i'd be smiling if i was a millionare too, would'nt you? if you broke my legs, but gave me a couple million, i wouldn't complain...
Jenna, you ignorant bitch. I know you don't speak Czech because you mis-spelled it.
Steve that was the dumbest comment ever. "Oh yes jews are very sweet, the greatest" And then you end with "Your suffering brings me pleasure". Great man! You really convinced me there! I can admit now that you are smarter then the rest of us to actually make sence of your comments. No wait...you're just really stupid. I'm no racist. I'm not saying all jews are like you (I sure hope not). You are the racist here. No ethnicity is better then another. There are always the jerks (again, like you) and the good people. It's how the world goes, like it or not. And your ethnicity is no exception.
Help me! Help me!
I'm too cute to swim while my boyfriend drowns. So I'll just hug this tree for my life.
Ohh ouch! Holding onto this tree actually requires me to use physcial strenght. Ohh I can't take it!
I must go to a hospital now and get physcial therapy for this oh so tramtic experience.
Nevermind all the millions of people the died around me, cause I'm a model and it's all about me!
like for 4 months or so???
Oh, and these picutres of her "recovering" in pyhysical therapy, what a sham!
She got swept out to sea, not like she got 90 percent burns to her body in a fuckin airplane crash, while laying in a burn unit for monthes on end.
The Tsunami was just natures way of flushing the toilet
I am Czech and im not Jewish. It is a great think thats she survived this Tsunami and can let the world see how beautiful Czech people are. And oh by the way, pot is legal in Prague. Also, the best and strongest absinthe in the world is from the Czech Republic. First stop, Amsterdam; next stop, Prague!
STFU already, homeloan-guy!
And yeah, she's very cute. Very cute indeed...
well steve your wrong! anyone in the uk who knows how to spell would spell it hypocrisy, so dont try and seem like some kind of genius when you're so obviously not.Oh and before you say anything yes i am from the uk. Also please dont talk about hate and racism when you have just reffered to all the people on this post as "creatures" continue to play with us because you're obviously a sad old man who has too much time to spare.ENDED.
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we gotta do an interview!! I guarantee a better time than Larry King!
Its nice to see fans they talking about me, but its not a reason to do trouble here.
Oh great, now we have Petra Nemcova leaving comments...
Maybe in a few weeks we'll have Hef logging in to give us an invitation to one of his crazy parties?
Hello all im Petra.
I think its awesome that i have great fans like you all.
Yes it is unfortunate that Steve and his pathetic racist rantings have to mess everything up. Let's keep the forum to intelligent conversation.
Moe, I was thinking... since their is so much hate being spewed on all the wrong post here on bastardly, maybe you guys should designate a post for all the haters who insist on arguing on non-related subjects? I know how you guys here at the bastardly are all about the love. Maybe this way they can be kept separate. :)
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2004/06/13/the-demands-of-love-leo-tolstoy/
Steve=insecure. Steve, if you have accomplished SO much in your life what are you doing on the Internet with us college folks and high schoolers and having to insult people? Steve, face it, you are a loser who is full of it.
In the name of God or G-d, let this end.
Burn the witch!
Lexa, I hope you're happy.
You created a fight on a post that was dedicated to one of the most peaceful women around...
An angry Chimpanzee? LMAO
I was reading steves endless comment when i got bored and skimmed the rest of the retarded bastardly entries from you people. ive caused a fight!
"hypocrisy" is not the proper Latinization of the Greek; in UK(where the english language developed) the spelling that I used is appropriate. You're an angry troclodyte.
I've accomplished much in my life, and you've seen me many times on HBO, in the theatres,etc. I guess you're the types of creatures who don't know when they're being played with or played to, laughed at or laughed with.
Steve=insecure. Whatever he claims Jewish people accomplished, he himself did not accomplish. It is sad when someone has to rely on "other people" for self-worth. Big mouth, but small brain. Very sad indeed, Steve.
HYPOCRISY! If you looked it up in the dictionary, maybe you could spell it!
I believe at least half of the screeds Steve comes up with here are as he said, for the express purpose of getting a rise out of people. He's a classic troll and a funny one at that. Does he actually believe even half the shit he posts? Probably not. But with the state of the internet and the site being what it is, Steve knows he can be an utter fucktard here and laugh as people take him deadly serious.
And even if he believes 100% of the stuff he spews here, he is far from a hypocrite. A horrible speller at times, perhaps, but a hypocrite? Not in the least.
No insecurity, I just wanted to reach out and touch the hate that propogates through this country like a plague; it feels good. I just like to watch the show and let y'all be my free actors(why download a movie when you can watch your own). Drummond, look up "hypocracy" in the dictionary, pal. Hating other groups, but rallying to the defense of your own is not hypocracy; eating fudge after speaking out against chocolate is hypocracy, telling others to live in poverty while you accumulate a vast fortune and live prodigally is also hypocracy. It is not hypocritical to hate both Chinese people and anti-semites; you can hate your neighbors family and still love your own.
Funny how Steve flips out when something is negative said about Jews, yet he is so racist himself. What a flaming insecure hypocrit.
Steve,
Why are you so insecure? Your insecurity is so pervasive, it's quite incredible. It's OK if you are such a dreg. Just accept your shortcomings.
I was simply exposing the hypocracy of young women like Jenna; the leftist(almost marxist political beliefs), the love of "diversity," but a hatred for gun owners who like meat, burning hydrocarbons and who enjoy depraved sex with multiple partners from "indigenous" population groups. It's a shame to see so many young women in North America become radical idelogues; it's a major turnoff. I thought ladies "wanted to talk;" guess that's just more feminine bullshit lies.
Look at the San Francisco Bay Area: it's sooo diverse and multi-cultural,over 88% of the voters in San Fran Co, San Mateo Co, Santa Clara Co, Contra Costa Co, Alameda Co, and Marin Co voted for Kerry in 2004. How's that for ideological diversity? Juab Co., in southern Utah had more votes for Kerry than Bush got in the Bay Area.
Jenna:
I understand that Steve is being an asshole. However, if someone's being an asshole, it's a low blow to respond not to the fact that they're being an asshole but their ethnicity. If I have a disagreement with a black person, I disagree with them and not their race as a whole, you know?
I agree that "arrogance coupled with stupidity is a crime, regardless of one's origins". So why do you bring in his, and mine, and lots of other people's origins?
Also, regarding "don't preach": speak for yourself. You're doing the same thing.
And I could choose to not read your comments, but as they are posted here, they are clearly intended to be read. I understand that when I post this, it's going to be read, and that implies that it will cause a reaction. Anyhow, this is a waste of time. You and Steve have fun hurling epithets at each other.
Oh yeah..one more thing......if you are so deeply upset by mine, or other people's comments...there is always the option of not reading them....as simple as that...
Jordan....do me a favour and don't preach...read Steve's comments and tell me if they are not coming from a supremacist that happens to think his "ethnicity" is the most superior....and to answer your question as to who I hate....I will only say that arrogance coupled with stupidity should be a considered a crime...regardles of ones origins...
In a matter of seconds the proud Jew that Steve is, he managed to insult, Canadians, French, German, Koreans and a score of other people...so don't sit here and cry about the holocaust....my grandparents fought in the WWII so I know all about it....
and if you think that by "your kind" I mean Jewish, than thats your problem....
Hey, Jenna, nice talking to you again, and Lexa:
I love the fact that you feel the need to bring your antisemitism to something so incredibly benign as a cute model. Who knows if this model is Jewish? Who fucking cares? But why is this an excuse to be a jerk? I know that the internet is not a land of civility and that's it's easy to type something with no potential ramifications other than a nasty comment in return, but out of all the internet forums I have read or posted on, your comments bother me the most. Your feud with Steve is your business, but note that he doesn't make comments about your ethnicity. As the descendent of Eastern European Jewish immigrants who lost many, many family members in the holocaust I really don't understand this comment: sure, some jews do nice things…but hey, so did hitler. Have you ever met anyone with blue numbers tatooed on their arm? Have you suffered half as much as countless Jews, homosexuals, Gypsies, and other people who didn't fit into Hitler's little mold? I haven't, and I bet you haven't either. "but I am beginning to understand why Hitler hated your kind" - I'm sorry, but no one deserves genocide.
I'm sorry this comment is so long, but I'm deeply upset by your ignorant comments. Who else do you hate?
Lexa is a complete moron and Jenna is an ignorant bitch !@!
mmm...Petra....she hot! Moe, i know what you mean when you talk about categorizing her...now i'm gonna go through the SI Swimsuit Archives...lol
She really does have an appealing, fragile beauty and a sweet smile. It's amazing that she's even able to smile after such a horrific experience.
Steve
Get lost you fagot... you think you know everything. I got news for you. You ain't much based on your silly ass rhymes. Have you got even outta high school yet???
Correction...I am sure as hell glad I AM GOY.....you get the point
What makes you think I don't speak Checz?
By the the way...I hold triple citizenship and one of them is from an Eastern European country and I am sure as hell glad am an not goy....
Regardless of nationality, race or religion, people like you disgust me. It is not the fact that you are jewish that is annoying, but the fact that you have your head up your ass so far that your brain got full of shit....you try to accuse evrybofy else of being racist, but you are the real biggot who can't stop marvelling at himself.....looser....Karma is a Bitch is all I gotta say...just wait
Petra Nemcova's maternal grandfather led a synogogue in Karlovy Vary. If you could read Czech, I'd send you the interview where Petra says such. Secondly, most jews are EUROPEAN. Ashkenazi Jews look like their gentile neighbors most people can't distinguish judaism from phenotype; those who claim too should join the SS: Harrison Ford, Paul Newman, Rachel Weisz, all jews. Your hate fills me with power you pathetic goyim bitches. The National Socialists and their leader Adolf Hitler lost, we never lose.