Monthly Archives: May 2005

The Reflex Girls: Hot Russian Divas

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Hot girls.

Sweaty bods.

Extremely flexible.

Russian.

Skimpilicious clothes.

And, more scandalous dancing than you can handle.

I’m not talkin’ about Ruskie strippers, my friends. I’m talkin’ about the Russican music group called Reflex. It’s a threesome that includes two semi-lesbian vocalists & a male DJ to keep the women audience members smilin’.

Even though I can’t understand a word of Russian, I still watched the entire video (twice). The two chicks get super emotional singing their hit song, Lyublyum. As they sing, one of them decides to get on her knees & lean back while the other soon follows suit. Too hot, I tell you. That’s what the American market is currently missing. We’re flush with talentless, soloist skanks.

More Reflex info:

* Official Reflex Site
* Download video “Lyublyu” - Real Video (4.9 Mb)

Here are a few spicy photos from a recent show. Enjoy.

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes "Dating" In Italy

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Katie Holmes

cityrag has more of these awkward intimate moments…

Last Friday we laid down the facts of the bullshit, superficial, & financially motivated relationship between Ms. Virgin Mary (a.k.a. Katie Holmes) & Mr. Gay Sciencetologist* (a.k.a. Tom Cruise). CelebNewsWire has solved this scandalous puzzle.

1. Katie’s reportedly an unsullied maiden, telling friends that she is saving herself for marriage.
2. Not being a sexually savvy woman, Ms. Holmes most likely does not have a finely-tuned gaydar.
3. Katie takes up with Chris Klein, a man of questionable sexuality, and they are engaged for three years.
4. Never having had sexual intercourse, Katie doesn’t suspect a thing.
5. Katie and Chris split up for unknown reasons.
6. In an interview, Katie states that her dream date is “Oooh, Tom Cruise in Risky Business.”
7. Tom, long rumored to be a good Friend of Dorothy, gets wind of the fact that there is a new, willing, clueless cutie available for beard duty dates.
8. Tom has a new movie about to come out. Katie has a new movie about to come out.
9. Their publicists make a few calls, and
10. A “romance” is birthed!
[CelebNewsWire]

If that’s not enough, read what was overheard between these two sexy bitches while they were in attendance @ the David Di Donatello Awards show last week in Italy.

*Sciencetologist are apparently anti-homosexual, so that brings into question why Tom Cruise was ever allowed in as a member.

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