Venezuelan, Luis Perdomo, featured his goods in Miami earlier this month w/ undoubtedly amazing results. Long gowns to elegantly skimpy (yes, that’s possible!) dresses not permitted below the knees.
Girls check ’em & buy ’em! Actually, I haven’t found any sites that sell his goods, so comment with a link if you know. Gracias.
A couple weeks ago I randomly turned on the TV (a very rare thing, mind you) & then somehow landed on Larry King Live (an even rarer thing). Usually when I land on Larry King, I first ask myself his age & then ponder why CNN hasn’t booted his ass back to the monkey exhibition @ the local zoo. Rather than bumping the show for a session of pulling weeds in my lawn, my eyes met w/ those of Petra Nemcova’s & it was instant one-sided television love. Truly sad, but it’s the honest truth, my friends.
In my book, Petra doesn’t fall into that random hot-girl category, but she’s much more (much-much more!). She’s in the ultra exclusive, “you’re so cute, I want to spend the rest of my life with you” category. I’m sure we’ve each met / seen a similar person in our own lives. God have mercy on her!
So with that in hand, how does such a hot girl like Petra end up on bloody Larry King?! We heard another one of those rumors, so listen carefully. Luckily, Petra’s agent was at one of those fashion-parties over the weekend & naturally, he did a ton of crack w/ the likes of anorexic Lindsay, Nicole, Donatella & Angry Naomi. When he was about to sniff up his 6th line of the night, his phone rang.
CNN: Hi, how are you?
Petra’s Agent: Huh?
CNN: Good to hear. Can Petra come on Larry King tomorrow night.
Petra’s Agent: Right on. We’ll be there.
So there you have it. Petra’s appearance on Larry King was courtesy of cocaine. God, I love that drug!
On a more serious note, check out some of Petra’s photos from her recovery in Thailand.
It shouldn’t be long. How long can two beautiful & superficial individuals possibly deal w/ each others’ bullshit. They’re definitely in the redzone at the moment & any day we’ll hear news of how Nick Lachey loses his temper in public & slaps Jessica upside the head.
Yes, he’ll forget the boobs & the sex. He’ll forget all that bullshit b/c he knows he can find 30 other girls who are not only smarter than dumbo, but also hotter & 10x less annoying. Get a clue, Nick. There is no such thing as love in your business; it’s only for the chick flicks & sappy songs.
Now, let’s enjoy a few photos of the two lovebirds vacationing in Hawaii. You’ll quickly note that Jessica’s booblies came out for a stroll through every horny guy’s perverted head. Enjoy.
Daddy Parker looks so comfy b/c Eva’s doin’ what Eva does best
Here’s Eva watching Tony Parker, one of her many human sextoys, during the NBA Playoffs. The old dude next to her is Tone’s pappy.
It’s so sweet of her to service all the males in the Parker family.
Hmm. Was that on purpose?
Female Paris’ nipple. Yawn.
In other news…Paris had a chance to meet Male Paris’ ex, Zeta Graf, but her slutty ego got in the way. I tried to find a photo of Zeta, but no luck. Hopefully someone can comment w/ some hottie linkage. She’s a Greek actress, who dated a billionaire & got him to tattoo a big, fat ‘Z’ on his wrist, so I’m assuming she’s bangin’.
Film producer, Julia Verdin, was present & gives her account of the superficial scene.
Paris Hilton came in to the club with the rock star Kid Rock and almost immediately climbed on top of a table and started dancing wildly.
We were all sitting very sedately around our table and Paris was so busy dancing on hers that I’m not sure she even noticed Zeta. [Celebrity Spider]
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You can now redeem yourself by viewing Angelina’s leggies from an earlier post.
There are a couple more photos below.
Sorry I have been pretty M.I.A. lately. I honestly haven’t thought of anything to write. I am sure inspiration will come soon.
I was shocked at the level of elegance—espcially from a Canadian company!! Very impressive, to say the least.
I know that we have many beautiful readers out there who want to be comfy when they’re about to hit the sack or possibly (hopefully) model something cute for their lovas (riiight), so check out some of these styles & please go on a lingerie binge w/ your credit cards. There can never be enough lingerie in a woman’s closet.
Remember, life is short, so why not be sexy? That should be every beautiful woman’s motto.
* Make your purchases @ The Lingerie Collection or of course, HipUndies.com
* E-Mail photos of yourself modeling your purchases to The Bastardly.
All styles featured below were shown @ the Miami Fashion Week earlier this month. Enjoy.