Nazmi: yes, Varian got that.
Yes, yes…..as we caused a commotion about East Indian girls from this post, Varian had to step in and show that it’s not only the doctors, lawyers, or engineers that get these chicks as Moe commented….but if you’re a smooth pimp like Varian you too could snag one of these birdies for yourself….
What is up with Kelly Osbourne? When her daddy dressed up all funky, it was cool & funny, but why is that when Kelly tries to replicate her pappy’s fashion, she forces people to question her sanity? Does being different seriously have to involve potentially harming innocent bystanders? Just look at those boobies. My god. There is no way in hell that’s gotta be comfortable.
Girls, please help me out here. If boobs are supposed to be somewhat sensitive, then this sort of madwoman-squeezing must inflict some sort of internal damage. Speak out for the sake of Kelly’s boobies, girls! They need your help.
As most of you pervs probably already know, Bai Ling recently did some work for Playboy & now her work can be found
scattered all over the net. If you’re here looking for the scandalous pics, shame on you.
We here at the Bastardly stay away from nudity only because we know there are many young, innocent Bethdamese kids who come to visit, but just like National Geographic & PBS, we gotta do it in the name of science. We put Bai Ling’s nipple under the bastardly microscope & were literally shocked, my friends. It’s like two really (really) thick strands of hair growing out of Bai Ling’s boobies. My god.
View our findings, but don’t blame us if you get fired.
I was about 12 years old when I started getting boobs. I never tried to hide them because I started to realize the power I had with them. [Natasha, Celebrity Wonder]
A note to all girls:
1. Flaunt your goods to the best of your abilities,
2. Sleep around & pretty much whore yourself to extremely rich men
3. And, reach great heights in this capitalist society!
For any beautiful girls looking to get a head start on this tip, direct all sexy photos to this email.
Davis, CA.
The Wicky Wacky Woo.
They fill the straw with 151, so it’s fun from the get go!
Miss December 2004, Tiffany Fallon, won the PMOY honors & Hef threw a party at Santa Monica’s pimped-out Viceroy Hotel (see update). Although we here at The Bastardly were totally pullin’ for Hiromi to win it all, we’ll manage to deal with this great disappointment only b/c we know that she loves us—somewhere, deep-deep inside her sexy, little heart. Her love is so great that she will finally come to terms with it & give the people who endless plug her bod & playmate career a long interview (in the nude, with whip cream). Hiromi, you can email us here*. We promise to only suck.
Ok I digress. This is supposed to be about Ms. Bai Ling. Let’s admit it, she’s sexy from the neck down only when she dresses like a complete ho, but the bottom-line is very simple: The girl has nothing on Hiromi Oshima or any of the other playmates who prance around wearing nothing (damn you, Hef). Regardless, we wish her luck in riding Hef’s shriveled penis (excuse the horrible image).
Before I end, all credit goes to Emanuele for coming through with one! He sums it up pretty well…
poor old Bai, she can dream as much as she want to become one of them!
…she’s still chinese.
Update: After calling the hotel from work to do some fact-checking (slacking off today…again), I sounded like a complete fool. The lady working in the restaurant said, “Sir, I only work weekdays, please call tomorrow & ask for Vanessa.” So yeah, the photo looks kinda old, but it’s posted on Corriere Della Sera’s gallery.
*wink
I haven’t verified this yet, but these are a couple of the pics from a supposed layout in the June, 2005 issue of Loaded magazine. Let’s hope it’s not true. Anna Nicole needs to stick to doing award shows and stay far-far away from magazines. My God.
Just look at these poses & judge for yourself. Keep your yackbag in close proximity (just incase).
I’ve seen plenty of beautiful women with dupattas (the thing over her head), but my God! Angelina is almost ready to be swept off her feet by a rich Indian (a la Liz Hurley). It’s too bad she’s presently preoccupied with crazy-western-animal-style-sexual encounters with Brad Pitt every other day in exotic locations around the globe. Damn you, Brad, damn you.
Tanushree Dutta, Miss India contestant from Miss Universe 2004….aka Moe’s future wife.
They would make some bastardly good looking Indian babies…
Yep, Photobucket has been down for about 3-hours now, so some of the larger-sized photos (the juicier ones) are currently inaccessible.
While you wait, please consider doing a short essay to win one of our T-shirts.
Thank you for your patience!