Elizabeth Berkley’s lucky to have bagged Ralph Lauren’s nephew, Greg Lauren, b/c her career is pretty worthless, to put it nicely. Sadly, Saved by the Bell & marrying into the Lauren family are going to be her only two successes. Let’s just hope that Greg stays longer than Saved by the Bell.
Ok, enough Liz bashing. Let’s talk about her career choices. Ok, let’s not. Let’s just say that her choices in terms of movies, ads, shoots & everything except for her decision to spread her silky legs for Greg Lauren’s cash-cow-penis, were all pretty much terrible.
In terms of this particular photo, Liz, baby, you gotta go w/ the whip cream!! Grapes are so Roman Empireish!
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IS SHE CRAZY???!!!
This photo might make sense for a porno DVD boxcover.
Good work, carry on!
Holy Hell! I am sad....... her hair matches her jacket, and it makes me sad..........
It looks like this........ she had just finished doing a dominatrix gig (hence the shiny black 2-piece and gold jacket with matching hair). She was tired so she went home and grabbed a cheesecake and some grapes and went up to her roof. She ate the whole cheesecake and realized she was too full to move. So she put herself into the "I'm so stuffed right now" seating position and put the grapes on her coochy-coo, because she was too tired and full to move across her stomach and put the grapes on the table. Then someone (friend/husband/neighbor) came up with a camera and asked her to strike a pose.... but they didn't give her time to sit correctly or move the grapes, they took the picture and ran off lauging......... I think the culprit was Moe...........
This is definitely in bad taste.
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Shut the fuck up. And while you're at it, #drink refreshing coke.
it does a body good.
Elizabeth Berkley is ahead of her time. She is the epitome of class and sophistication. This photo is a work of art; years from now you may finally see the complexity, ambiguity and pain it suggests. In case you haven't seen it, check out the film Showgirls. It's only one of the best films of all time starring none other than Elizabeth Berkley herself. One day, Elizabeth will rise from the ashes and you will all eat your words.
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What was this picture taken for exactly, im confused....
I completly agree with cacafuego. How can anyone recover from anything they ever did wrong posing in pics like this. Does she honestly think some agent is going to see this and say, "Yes, this is exactly what I've been looking for!" She had better be calling Hustler magazine for her next career move.
Every time I hear about this chick she all about trying to recover what was left of her career after the mess that was "showgirls" then she goes and poses like this??
oh my god when i first looked at it i thought those grapes were curly pubes sticking out of her (too small) thongish contraption. Im not gonna say anymore though... theres just too much to say! i feel too sorry for her.
i feel really bad for her, she has been trying so hard for the past few years to be some kind of starlet, but shes just heading down the road of anna nicole smith, shes blowing up!!
When I look at it I think of a severe case of genetal warts. I can't believe they would put a bunch of grapes on her hooch. I can't believe she'd let someone take a pic of her like this. It is gross!
haha. good eye!
The pic is just wrong in so many ways.
what was she thinking when they told her about it?!!??! She must have lost a bet or something. let's hope that was the case...
LOL! The plate makes it look like she ate a whole cheesecake except for one piece!! Damn, i used to like her when i was little, watching saved by the bell...theres just so many things wrong with this picture. She just looks so...tacky.
WTF???? That is not sexy...AT ALL!