Paris Hilton: Whoring Pays!

It sure does, my friends. For all you girls sitting around in cubicles/offices around the country, think this through! Why not exchange your self-respect for the highlife? Why not? Just wear skimpier clothes & show the nipple to the right exec & boom! Your life is literally a wardrobe malfunction away from positive change!

True, Paris Hilton is a different breed, but how did she go from sleeping around w/ a manwhore photographer to getting a bloody billionaire to wear a T-Shirt w/ her photo on it?! Thanks to perfectly executed whoring, her efforts landed her free, weekly shopping sprees, countless vacations & now this beautiful PimpPad in LA. While she earns interest on her millions locked away in banks, Paris Latsis pays through his ass. Sadly, it’s only the beginning.

Apart from the selection of photos below, you can check out the full set of their LA mansion @ The isifa Fotobank

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cici

Paris can't be all that bad....she allows Goats to ride in her Limo.... Do you think she also allows her pet monkies to swim in that cement pond?

Natalie

Karma? This girl is not nice to people. Have you seen her awful tv show? I chalk all her riches up to a) being born into a wealthy family b) being a shameless self-promoter and c) the unbelievable bad taste of the typical dumb American who gives her all this fame and more fortune.

Lexa
Lexa

Antigone, nice play.

Antigone
Antigone

Can someone please tell me why every Tom, Dick & Fuckhead with a typical background feels its appropriate to compare themselves to this born idly rich human pogo stick and blame her when they come up short? She's an anomoly, you're not, you're the norm.You may not think She may not deserve the spoils and riches that karma keeps throwing at her, but fate said 'neither do you, bitch'.Chalk it up to natural selection and hope for better luck next life.

Tammy
Tammy

I am reading that right aren't I? It says "each" of it's clients in the world. That means everyone, everywhere right?

Cheyenne
Cheyenne

Oh, ok. I will go there and try pitching a self-absorbed hissy fit.

Tammy
Tammy

I think you have to go to Hermes as it says "give them all the attention and service that Hermes is committed to giving each of its clients in the world" I think that means us normal folk too!

Cheyenne
Cheyenne

Hey I just decided to try this out. So I went and threw a fit because a store was closed and they called the police and had me arrested......

Tammy
Tammy

Speaking of celebs getting treated like royalty...did you see that the boutique Hermes turned away Oprah and her entorage because they were closed and preparing for a public event. Well, Oprah threwa a fit and Hermes has released this statement.

"Hermes regrets not having been able to welcome Madame Oprah Winfrey and the people accompanying her to give them all the attention and service that Hermes is committed to giving each of its clients in the world," said the statement released Tuesday.

So if I go to a store after hours and they don't let me in I'm going to throw a fit! Do you think it will get me anywhere? NO! I think Oprah has done alot of really great things and I think she's a good person but this is ridiculous. Expecting stores to stay open just for her!

Cheyenne
Cheyenne

Nope, she can keep her mansion and other crap. I would rather have my brains and self-respect.

Tammy
Tammy

Did you notice that a bed, chair or couch is easily accessable from any area. There is even a bed outside. She needs them obviously for her future whoring and exhibition or her sex acts.