Why is everyone Crazy for Aaron Carter?

From aaroncarteronline
(as soon as you go to this site you are forced to listen to his music, be prepared and turn off your speakers or listen and enjoy)

“At the mature age of sixteen, Aaron Carter still has all the innocence and excitement of a boy following a dream. He began chasing this star, unknowingly perhaps, when he began singing and dancing at the age of eight. It was not long before his sweet charm and energy won crowds over in Europe and further throughout United States. These days, this fresh young artist is known the world over and has accumulated more fans than he can count just by doing what comes naturally.”

Wow. I think that says it all people. It gets better.

“The truth be known, music always surrounded Aaron and you could say it was in his blood. His older brother Nick, of the Backstreet Boys, proves that musical talent runs in the family. The siblings (there are seven in total) were constantly listening to and singing along with heaping doses of pop and rock. This young pop phenomenon credits Journey’s Steve Perry as one of his greatest influences (though he was born after the band’s heyday). He enjoys music probably more than anything, and feels privileged to be able to perform and share his music with millions of people.”

I wonder how Steve Perry feels about this …

From the site www.canehdian.com

“As recent album sales and concert turnouts would suggest, Aaron Carter has now proven his own worth as a pop entity. He is no longer filling the opening spot for bigger acts, rather bands and artists are lining up for the honour of opening his concerts. Hot on the heels of his album Aaron’s Party, which was released in the fall of 2000, the young performer is touring North America much to the delight of mainly female fans everywhere.”

“… had now proven his own worth as a pop entity.” Yessss.

After reading these two websites, I couldn’t handle it anymore and stopped researching.

Now, this brings me to my next topic which was inspired from the Aaron Carter posts itself.

When did Bastardly become a meeting site for all Teeny Boppers to meet and greet and share their screennames?

True, things posted on this site is mostly about Pop Culture. It gives us fuel. I know I like to read about the Bastardly deeds of the rich and famous. It makes the day go faster, perhaps even spark some inspiration in us to write something witty about it. Yes that is right ladies and gentlemen, I said witty. Not write something unreadable that only you and your friends can understand. This site is for the people. When you comment, make sure others can read it!!! Of course, I’m not putting down any of our unreadable comment readers, I would never do that because quite frankly, without them I wouldn’t be writing this post!

Back to the topic at hand, Pop Culture, I suppose is mostly being comsumed by the MTV nation. The demographic of 11-23 year olds the live breathe and die by MTV. Which is why they all come to this site and post. This site is for great minds to express what they are feeling about any particular topic that is being discussed. Don’t use it as a site for telling each other when you are going to be meeting is some particular chat room. I will fully admit, I love hearing about Tom Cruise and Katie Homes or whatever celebrity is in the spotlight this week. But I am not consumed by it, that, whatever I feel should be the same feeling everyone else has. If we all felt the same thing, it would be a boring boring place.

I would like to ask a request of all our readers. When posting, sure you can shout, swear and tell off who ever you want, but please have some evidence to support your claim. It just makes you more credible to the other readers.

I would really like to dedicate this post to Nicole, Stef, and Gemma … yes all our commenters from the lovely Aaron Carter posts.

  • STEF05

    YO LISSA YOUR NAME IS VERY MANLY SO I DONT KNOW WHAT UR OH NOB RASH THIS IS HOW TO SPELL MY NAME STEFANIE OVIUSLY YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL LISSA AND TAMY BUMMING EACH OTHER I BET YOU DO THAT A LOT DONT YA

  • Lissa

    LOL, I’m curious Tammy, how did you figure that out? Or do you prefer not to say?

  • OVIUSLY YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL LISSA
    Who doesn’t know how to spell?????????????? Obviously it’s Stef Mclean from Manchester! Dumbass!

  • Lissa

    It’s actually Melissa, Lissa is my nickname and since their is already another Melissa on this site, I decided to go by that. How does that sound manly exactly? If anything is sounds like Lisa, a commonly used female name. Elaborate child.

  • I would gladly tell you but I don’t want Stef Mclean from Manchester to find out how. If you want to e-mail me your address, I will e-mail you back. My e-mail address is
    tammy@couchpirates.com
    if Stef Mclean from Manchester wants to e-mail me her bs too that would be fine. I doubt I’ll reply though because it’s only fun to argue with her in front of everyone else so she can show everyone how stupid she is.

  • STEF05

    IT’S YOU WHO LOOK’S STUPED TAMMY A 30 YEAR OLD ARGUEING WITH A 14 YEAROLD .THANK GOD YOUR MOTHERS DEAD CANT EMAGINE HOW DUM SHE WOULD BE

  • JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER JOANNE DAWBER

  • STEF05

    WHAT IS THAT MENT TO SKARE ME OR SOME THING RING HER IM SHURE SHE’LL LOVE TO TALK TO YOU RIGHT ABOUT NOW

  • CANT EMAGINE HOW DUM
    IT’S YOU WHO LOOK’S STUPED
    I rest my case

  • Lissa, were you going to e-mail me? This is what dumbass Stef e-mailed me…
    YOUR BOTH AS THICK AS EACH OTHER NOB RASH , NOB RASH
    Cool Huh?

  • In the subject line of her e-mail she put that I am a dickhead. HOW MANY TIMES have I explained that I can’t be a dick head because I am a female. DUMBASS!

  • Why is your last name different Stef Mclean from Manchester?

  • STEF05

    GOOD THE ONLY CASE YOU’LL BE RESTING IS WEN YOUR 6 FEET UNDER NO DOUBT I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WHO WILL BE HAPPY TO SLIT YOUR THROAT WHEN YOUR SLEEPING JUST IMAGINE HOW YOUR KIDS WILL FEEL SEEING MUMMY ON THE BED STONE COLD , STIFF AS A ROCK LIFE’S A BICH BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GOENG TO HAPPEN THATS THE MISTERY OF LIFE

  • Lissa

    LOL, I can’t help but think why this kid isn’t out with friends instead of being home displaying her lack of education on this website. After all, summer vacation has already started. Yeah Tammy, I’ll e-mail you when I get home from work. Hopefully my computer won’t give me problems.

  • Capt. Tripps

    Well they are kids and clearly the British education system is not working. I’m sure their welfare system won’t pay for frivolous lawsuits. It’s so lame. Children should not play with adults on such matters. I’m sure they are trying to think of their next tactic now.

  • NICOLE4LEYTON

    TAMMY STOP THINKIN YOU R ALL HARD AND FUCKIN EVERY THING AND IF YOU CARRY ON THERE WILL BE FUCKIN, TROUBLE AND TAMMY EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE HATES YOU EXCEPT JAYZ AND NATALIE, SO DO US ALL A FAVER AND GET THE FUCK OFF IT

    LUV NICOLE ***KISS, KISS, KISS

    P.S{DON’T GET UP SET OVER YOUR MUM PLEASE COZ I DON’T NEED THE TEARS}

  • I take that back…Nicole is a twit too. I really don’t care if everyone on this website hates me. Seems to me that they all think you’re illiterate and that you guys are bastard children of a prostitute. Guess I’d rather be hated!

  • More threats from the welfare trailer! Is that a community computer you’re on?

  • NICOLE4LEYTON

    AND I WASN’T GOIN MAD COZ YOU CALLED AARON CRAZY {I WAS GOING MAD BECAUSE YOU CALLED ME AND MY SISTA, AND I DON’T WANT TO FALL OUT WOTH ANYONE OVER ALL THIS COZ ITS NOT WORTH IT

  • Then talk decent to me like you did the other day. I don’t mind you so much Nicole (I said that earlier) It’s your sister that brings all of it on. I know you want to take her side as any sister would but be the bigger person and tell her to let it go! You are right, it’s not worth it. Is Aaron going to be there to say thanks for defending me? NO! He’s too busy sucking homo dick. Just let it go!

  • Capt. Tripps

    Yep, you spoke too soon Tammy.

    Nicole, Stef, Mum, whoever you are….PLEASE, I emplore you….TURN OFF MTV. Learning English from watching Cribs all day is only making you sound more stupid than you already are.

  • Prostitutes must not make much money. Either that or they spend the extra money on crack. Your mom needs to get a second job to get you guys some tutoring or something. I know Heidi Flice is your moms idol but Heidi knew how to make that money and your mom obviously doesn’t. There are other career options that pay better then prostitution. Tell you mom that.

  • Hope miSs is happy. I got this post burning up! Now if Moe would do the body double thing it would be a Wonderful Wednesday!

  • Capt. Tripps

    Either it’s not paying well or someone is not very good at their vocation. Besides, Heidi Fleiss had high class hookers. Hey, they could go work at her new brothel that is opening up in Vegas. Oh, but wait, they actually like their women to have an education. Never mind.

  • Aaron Carter is dating Jesse McCartney. I heard that on VH1 this morning. Deal with it.

  • Brandy

    NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAY

  • Capt. Tripps

    Is it me or does it seem like Stef, Brandy and Nicole are all one person? Maybe it is MOM and she has a split personality?????

  • I took you that long to come up with THAT for a comback? Good Job! I was joking about what you probably say…but all in all we all know that you may think you have Aaron Carters phone number but you don’t. It is some fat guy that is on disability and sits at home all day getting little girls to call him because they think it’s Aaron Carter. Don’t you think that if Aaron’s ex-boyfriend gave Aarons number to you in a chatroom everyone would be bugging him and he would have changed the number by now? Think about it honey!

  • EXACTLY! Capt. Tripps is right! If “Aaron Carter” ever says he’s in town and wants to meet you I strongly suggest you take an adult, (a big one, preferably male) with you or you may be the next person missing and either never found or found dead. It is a very sad sick scheme done by internet perves.

  • Jesse says Aaron is hotter then him, especially in bed!

  • Brandy

    U R THE HOMO NATALIE

  • Brandy

    WELL ON HIS VOICE MAIL HE IS SINGING AND I BELIVE IT 100 PERCENT

  • Did anyone notice that when Brandy is on here, Nicole and Stef aren’t. Coincendence? I think not! Also…Aaron Carter is a HOMO!

  • Brandy

    IS THIS WHAT U GUYS DO ALL DAY?????

  • Brandy

    STEF AND NICOLE WENT TO BED

  • Brandy

    WHY DO U CALL AARON CARTER A HOMO WHEN U DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM???

  • Yzermatt

    (Sniff) Man, am I gonna miss this when the site goes down. Its not like you can berate teenagers for their ignorance just anywhere…

  • I can record Britney Spears things on my voicemail and say I’m Britney Spears too. It doesn’t mean I really am. Besides if it really is Aaron Carter why would he be trying so hard to prove it to you? He wouldn’t care if you believed him or not! Also, what he was singing would be “I’m Aaron Carter and I’m a HOMO” Did it say that? NO!

  • Capt. Tripps

    WELL ON HIS VOICE MAIL HE IS SINGING AND I BELIVE IT 100 PERCENT

    Are you fucking serious kid????? On his voice mail he is singing and that is enough for you to believe it? God, you are a moron. If you believe everything you hear child, don’t complain when something awful happens to you and you feel betrayed.

  • Also…Aaron Carter is a FLAMING HOMO!!!!!!!

  • Brandy

    ok then I will do that right now

  • Capt. Tripps

    Oh boy. I can’t wait to hear what the alleged Aaron has to say. I’m sure it’s going to go to voice mail.

  • The party homo orgy song!

  • Capt. Tripps

    Maybe he changed his voice mail to secretly leave a message for Brandy to tell her how much he loves her instead of Jesse and Elijah????

  • He got it when he was getting it in the backdoor from Jesse and his head slammed into the corner of his coffeetable.

  • Well…what did the HOMO say?

  • He would never do that because Elijah and Jesse would be angry with him and he doesn’t want to lose his sources of protien. He is a growing boy you know!

  • Capt. Tripps

    It’s probably her bed time too. Too bad it took several days for her to figure out how to turn the caps lock off. Obviously the smarter personality took over.

  • Capt. Tripps

    Obviously the smarter personality took over.

    I use that term loosely.

  • Where did Stef and Nicoles mom go?

  • She must be out hookin!

  • Natalie (pretending to be Aaron)

    Hey everybody! This is Aaron Carter and I am NOT a homo! Why are you so much harder to convince than Brandy? She believes EVERYTHING I tell her!

  • Natalie

    Gosh, these people are dumb! I guess this is why the world is so messed up-morons like this grow up and vote!

  • Natalie

    By the way, I just want to reiterate-oh wait, that is MUCH too big of a word to use here—-uh, repeat that AARON CARTER IS A HOMO!

  • Aaron, you know how jealous I get when you talk to other girls. Aren’t I enough man for you! Tonight I will give it to you really hard for your punishment! I am deeply hurt!

  • Brandy

    Well I called my friend then we 3 way called Aaron and he answered but my friend got scarred and didn’t say anything when he came on so I hung up cuz I didn’t know what to say

  • Capt. Tripps (pretending to be Brandy, Stef, Nicole and Mum)

    HEY YUZ GIZE STOP BEIN JERKZZZZ. HESS NOT A HOMO…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • Aaron Carter is a flaming HOMO!
    Aaron + Jesse + sometimes Elijah = Buttsex

  • Brandy

    then he tried to call me back

  • And what did he say when he tried to call you back?

  • Are you afraid to ask him because you are scared to know the truth? (even though I think you probably know the truth and just don’t want to admit it)

  • Brandy

    well I didn’t answer cuz I was on the other line

  • So a celebrity was trying to call you and you blew him off? YEAH RIGHT!

  • Brandy

    I know that it is him… his voice evens sounds the same

  • Brandy

    Well anyways I didn’t know what to say

  • Skywalker

    I think brandy and stef are actually 60 year old gay homosexuals ( male of course), theres also a good chance there the same person which explains why they sound exactly the same, I believe Brandy and Stef should be strapped to Aaron Carter’s Asshole and then promptly skullfucked by Nick Carter, in other words … I declare war on stupid Aaron Carter’s Lover wannabees! 🙂

  • Pediphile (pretending to be Aaron Carter)

    Brandy, you know I love you baby..you are my best friend. I will be in town next week. Can you meet me at midnight in the park and don’t bring anyone with you because I want to spend special alone time with you!

  • Capt. Tripps (The Real AC)

    Hey! Stop trying to pick up on my girlzzzzzzzz….I am the real AC and I didn’t want to say anything until now cuz I heard about them trying to defend me and I just gave them a hard time cuz I wanted to make sure they were for reals!

  • Nick is not a homo, he is a junkie that will never get over Paris Hilton. Aaron, Usher, Tom Cruise, Jesse Mccartney and Elijah Wood are all homo’s!

  • Kate Holmes

    HEEEEYYYY!!! Don’t put my tommy in with Aaron Carter! Tommy isn’t nearly the homo that Aaron is!

  • Capt. Tripps (The Real AC)

    Brandy? Baby? Where are you? I miss you! Please don’t stop sticking up for me! I can’t have everyone believing that I’m a homo! Please baby, call me right now. You know you got my number baby. Come on honey, I know you’re not as dumb as all of these people say you are. I wanna sing to you baby!

  • Brandy

    whatever!!!!!

  • Capt. Tripps (The Real AC)

    Come on baby! You know it’s me. I don’t have to tell you about the scar on my face to get you to believe it. Come on baby….tell me something sweet. I promise I’ll love you forever. Those other girls mean nothing to me….It’s all you baby.

  • Brandy

    u ain’t really AARON CARTER

  • Brandy

    u liar!!!!!!!

  • Capt. Tripps (The Real AC)

    Aw now baby that hurts my feelings! I though you and I had something special??? You know it’s me. You know I only want to sing to you. I just have to be with those other girls (not guys cuz I’m not a homo) to put on a front so I can be with you some day. Baby please, you gotta believe that it’s really me!

  • PEDIPHILE (Pretending to be Aaron Carter)

    Brandy Baby, are you going to meet me at the park when it’s dark? Rememver don’t tell anyone where you are going or what you are doing because I don’t want all those fans to bother us. Don’t bring anyone either because I want it to be our secret! You are my best friend!

  • Brandy

    IF U R REALLY AARON THEN WHATS UR NUMBER?????

  • Brandy, when you called homo I mean “Aaron” back, what did he say?

  • Capt. Tripps (The Real AC)

    Now baby, you know I can’t give out my number to just anyone. Besides, you already have it. I don’t want to post my number on here! I’ll get phone calls from bitches I don’t wanna rap with. Come baby, you gotta believe me. You do believe me don’t you?

  • Brandy

    not really

  • Brandy

    HE said he would have to call me back cuz he had to go get his dog

  • Brandy

    Capt. Tripps If u r really Aaron then whats ur girlfriends name????

  • Aaron Carter

    There, I changed my name. See, I have to get a new number today because I got peeps callin me that I don’t wanna hear from. I’m waiting on the phone company to give me a new number right now and when I get it, I promise I’ll give it to you, but you gotta swear you won’t give it out to no one! Is that a deal? You and me baby all the way! I miss hearing from you.

  • Aaron Carter

    I can’t tell you that on here. You know people be buggin!

  • Aaron Carter

    Ok when you dial it my phone number begins with a 1
    How is that?

  • Brandy

    How do I know this is really u???

  • Brandy

    Whats the second number???

  • Capt. Tripps

    Brandy,

    All the shit you are asking is information that can be very easily found out. Disgusting people that try to lure little girls and boys into their world know all of this information. Take warning child, you are a perfect target for these people. Use your brain! There are very bad people out there who can answer all of these questions and they will hurt you bad. Don’t be stupid.

  • Stage Name: Aaron Carter
    Real Name: Aaron Charles Carter
    Birthdate: December 7, 1987
    Sign: Sagittarius
    Hometown: Tampa, Florida, USA

  • Brandy

    well its kinda hard to believe

  • Natalie

    Ok, Brandy is either
    a) 6 years old
    b) retarded
    c) pretending to be retarded
    d) all of the above

  • No, Just very very náive!

  • Brandy

    I didn’t believe it neways

  • Natalie

    Oh, by the way, Brandy dear, I do understand that first grade reading does not cover such big words, but the word is s-w-e-a-r, not SWARE! Please stop getting your friends Stef and Dummy to help you with your homework, it is not doing you any good. And I know for a fact that Aaron Carter likes smart girls, so study hard. Not that Aaron would know a smart girl from his own ass, but hey….

  • No, but you believe that you really have his phone #? Gimme a break!

  • Capt. Tripps

    Honey, let me tell you….They can find out where you live, what you like, what your favorite color is, where your favorite star lives, what they like, where they live….They can find out ANYTHING and most of it comes from what you ask. Be careful who you talk to and don’t EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER call anyone who claims that they are someone just because they say so. DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ OR HEAR!!!!!! You are a kid and you think you know everything and you trust people…..QUIT IT NOW BEFORE YOU GET HURT OR KILLED.

  • Brandy

    I am not any of those

  • How did I find out Stef’s full name and where she lives earlier? Think about it. If I were some type of sicko she might be in trouble. You need to watch yourself. See, now he has your phone number.

  • Natalie

    Aaron Carter Bio (cont.)

    Favorite Sexual Positions: anything with a sheep or a pig
    Favorite Sexual Fantasy: Watching big bro Nick give it to Paris up the ass
    Next Favorite Sexual Fantasy: a threesome with Jesse and Elijah
    Ultimate Sexual Fantasy: Meeting naive Brandy in the park, pretending to be A.C.

  • Brandy

    Well that really is his number

  • You are not any of those but some freako that likes little girls is and now that freako has your phone #. Earlier I told stef her full name, where she lives, her e-mail address and her moms name too. All that info was really easy for me to get because I have a computer. Please be careful, I swear to you that it is not REALLY Aaron Carter you think you are talking to.

  • Brandy

    Well I know he has my number to cuz he called but he blocked his number

  • Aaron Carter IS a HOMO and the guy you are talking to IS a liar and probably a pediphile!

  • Whatever, there is no help for you. You want to believe it’s Aaron Carter so bad that you are willing to believe anything anyone says. You are truly stupid.

  • Brandy

    Well it really sounds like aaron carter

  • Capt. Tripps

    They pretend they are your friend and they will tell you EVERYTHING that you wanna hear because they know they can get you to believe it. This is just a warning for you kid. You can take the advice or not. You are a child and at the age where you know it all and adults can’t tell you anything.

    Let me ask you this….How did you come to get this so called number? Did you actually get it from Aaron Carter himself IN PERSON or did you get it from someone who told you it was his number?

    Don’t lie either…..

  • Natalie

    Oh Lord! Brandy, go pick up a newspaper, or watch the news, and you will see where dumb little girls fall for all kinds of crap and end up hurt or dead. Knock it off already! and even if it really IS Aaron Carter you are talking to (Tammy is right, it isn’t) how do you know HE isn’t some kind of pervert?!? Do not trust anyone you do not know. Didn’t your mama ever have that talk with you about not talking to strangers? That means on the internet too!

  • Brandy

    I was on teen chat and this chick was giving it out so me and my friend called it. We didn’t believe it was aaron at first. Then he 3 way called his girlfriend and his other friend and his dad even got on the phone. He said that it was his ex-girlfriend on teen chat giving out his number…..

  • Brandy

    then why am I talkin 2 u

  • You think anyone who would date a celebrity would really be in a teen chat room? Like it or not even though Aaron is a homo he is still a celebrity and someone is using his celebrity to get to you.

  • Brandy

    Well she is only 16

  • Aaron doesn’t live with his parents. He got emancipated from them for stealing his money. HELLOOOOO!!! Why would his dad get on the phone if he doesn’t have anything to do with them?

  • Natalie

    Ok. I am the Pope! Listen-anyone can say they are anyone or anything! Ok? Stop believing everything before you get hurt or killed.

  • Capt. Tripps

    You know what kills me, is that she is sitting here saying that someone in a chat room gave out Aaron Carter’s number and he’s okay with it. He’s in fact so okay, that he is just gonna talk to people. JESUS!!!!! You know, I wish I could be so stupid as to believe everything I am told. To be that jaded has to be bliss.

  • but…Aaron Carter IS a HOMO!

  • They do say that ignorance is bliss. I can’t really see how though. What is blissful about earning minimum wage at some job that I could never advance at. What is blissful about talking like Nicole and Stef and thinking that is right? I don’t get it!

  • Brandy

    Well I was swimmin at the pool but I came home already

  • Capt. Tripps

    You know, for the same reason you believe Aaron Carter talks to you, we believe he is in fact a homo. I think it is pathetic that you are wasting your summer vacation sitting on the internet defending some twat of a boy who is probably sitting at home laughing at you because you are so stupid.

    Let me ask you something kid, if Aaron came up to you and asked you to suck his dick would you? Be honest……

  • Well, I am going home but I want to leave you with this before I leave…
    1 - I will miss all of you while the site is on it’s hiatus.
    2 - Brandy, don’t talk to strangers and go do something constructive with your friends this summer!
    3 - Aaron Carter is a HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO

  • Brandy

    Yes I would suck his dick

  • One more thing…miSs I hope your happy about your new blog being over 250 hits now. Your welcome!

  • That is just sick! Would you suck the dick of some guy you go to school with if he asked?

  • His dick would taste like Elijah’s asshole…YUCK!

  • Brandy

    Its Aaron Carter He is So HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

  • Capt. Tripps

    And you bag on Paris Hilton and call her a slut. Look in the mirror before you call people names. By admitting that, you are admitting you are just as much of a slut as she is. Do us all a favor and use birth control so that we don’t have to support your sorry slut ass on welfare.

    Oh, and go get an education while you’re at it. Quit watching MTV.

    Later Tammy! See you in two weeks. Hopefully, Brandy and her other personalities will learn something. That is, unless they get ganked by a peddy while we are off line.

  • Natalie

    Oh, I beleive everything I hear too! I think I just heard a voice….it’s Keanu Reeves….he says he wants to meet me at the park….oh boy!….can’t wait!……I’m his dream girl!…..wow!……

  • Natalie

    Bye!

  • So you wouldn’t suck some random guys dick but you would suck the dick of Aaron Carter even though you don’t know him very well either JUST because of his celebrity?
    That is wrong. There are things called diseases and that is why they are spread…ignorance!

  • Capt. Tripps

    Really? Keanu told me I was his dream girl?? Oh wait, wrong voice. Sorry….

  • Brandy is just tooooooo stupid for me to stand anymore! I’m leaving. Maybe you can have a meaningful conversation with LEXA? You guys are at about the same level!

  • I also have to go because the voice in my head is telling me to shoot the president. It is the voice of the spirit of John Wilkes Booth. I gotta go.

  • Brandy

    Well I don’t think Aaron Carter has ne diseases

  • Capt. Tripps

    Yeah, I’m out too.

    Brandy, don’t get any venereal diseases while we are away now. You have to wait until we come back on line so we can bag on you some more.

    Stupid punk kid. USE YOUR BRAIN not your body.

  • Brandy

    whatever

  • Sorry, no Brad Pitt found in or nearby Beverly Hills, CA 90212

  • I told you that I just did last week and he said I’m very healthy!

  • STEF05

    ASK HIM FOR BRAIN SURGERY

  • He is a pediatrician, he can’t perform brain surgery. As a matter of fact, I will be able to do all different types of surgery in the next few years when I graduate college so I won’t need the doctor guy anyway. Then I will be able to perform surgery on Aaron Carters asshole because it is ripped apart from all the homo sex he has. He will be able to provide me with a steady source of income all on his own from having to sew him up on a regular basis. He is sick!