Why aren’t more chicks catching on to this look? Then again, for every super hot girl that you’d see on any given day, there’d be around 10 others (20, with my luck) that we all could do w/out seeing in scandalous see-thru attire. Oh, the trade-offs in life!
Regardless, here’s our mini-collection*.
*Girls looking to send us photos of themselves dressed in see-thru clothing, please direct them to this email.
I want to know the name of the bastard who tells Lindsay:
1. She’s looking hot each morning
2. She needs to lose even more weight
3. To wear a fucking bathing suit to show off her shrinking, freckled bod
And in other news, Skindsay nearly got killed by a Mexican photographer. Poor guy was fucking blinded by her freckles. Lindsay should be jailed & forced fed butter, steak & chitlins for attempted manslaughter.
Winona Rider proves that stealing is an addiction. Much like meth, coke & heroin addicts, Winnie needs to steal a few skirts or shoes on a weekly basis or she’ll go on a rampage.
We understand your problem, Winona, but is it absolutely necessary for you to steal from Barney’s?! Hit up Target or Wally World, for God’s sake!
I’ve included a few reasons (10,000) why people of all races should join up & support this campaign.
So what if they have tons of money! No one gives a shit about them once they put the racket down & step off the courts.
Seriously, why frighten kids & ruin some random dude’s magazine-reading session? Plus, accomplishing one huge dream in a single lifetime is more than enough!
Please have mercy on us.
Photos courtesy of MsCarla.com
Let me turn your attention to the sexy Carla-Maria! You’ve seen this beautiful Filipina/Spanish/Chinese(!) hottie make appearances at Import Car Shows, numerous magazines, and you can see more at her official website. Ms. Carla took some time out of her busy schedule to answer a bunch of questions for our Bastardly readers. What more can I say to get you all intrigued about this hot model….she enjoys being nude!