Monthly Archives: June 2005

Pamela Anderson Gives Slutty Virgin Atlantic The Nipple

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How can you agree to hire an amateur pornstar / socialite slut for an ad & still call yourself Virgin Atlantic? The company should seriously consider tossing ‘Virgin‘ out of its name.

Pam Anderson is photographed below wearing about a quarter of a dress w/ everything pretty much visible if you happen to have the right angle. I guess this is how you win over the tougher clients, huh?

I just have two questions:

1. Will the flight attendants wear the same dress that Pam’s sporting?
2. And if the answer is yes, will they all have huge boobsies that will inadvertently pop-out every once in a while?!

I feel a trip coming on…

Anyway, look below for a few caps from the ad.

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Paris Hilton: Whoring Pays!

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It sure does, my friends. For all you girls sitting around in cubicles/offices around the country, think this through! Why not exchange your self-respect for the highlife? Why not? Just wear skimpier clothes & show the nipple to the right exec & boom! Your life is literally a wardrobe malfunction away from positive change!

True, Paris Hilton is a different breed, but how did she go from sleeping around w/ a manwhore photographer to getting a bloody billionaire to wear a T-Shirt w/ her photo on it?! Thanks to perfectly executed whoring, her efforts landed her free, weekly shopping sprees, countless vacations & now this beautiful PimpPad in LA. While she earns interest on her millions locked away in banks, Paris Latsis pays through his ass. Sadly, it’s only the beginning.

Apart from the selection of photos below, you can check out the full set of their LA mansion @ The isifa Fotobank

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Jennifer Love Hewitt: Hanes Underwear & A Camel

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Is Jennifer Love Hewitt’s career over or what? When you look up her name on IMDb, you see:

1. The Magic 7 (2005) (TV) (in production) …. Erica
2. Why Can’t I Be Audrey Hepburn (2005) (announced) …. Perry Forman
3. “Ghost Whisperer” (2005) TV Series (pre-production) …. Melinda Gordon
4. Delgo (2005) (post-production) (voice) …. Princess Kyla
5. “In the Game” (2005) TV Series (completed) …. Riley Reed
6. Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber (2005) (TV) …. Katya Livingston

Why is she doing so much shit for TV?

Anyway, as for all you sick bastards, here’s JLH w/ a camel.

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Jon Stewart Is A Funny Bastard

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I gotta tell ya. I’m gonna give you ‘O’ for Oil. I’m gonna give you ‘I’ for Israel. But L?????You need a mnemonic device just to remember what ‘L’ stands for! I gotta tell you, that’s a piss-poor acronym.

Every once in a while I watch a clip of the Daily Show & fall off my chair laughing. This was one particular instance.

You can watch the full clip on One Good Move.

Body Double: Courtney Love & Mr. Walrus

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When did this happen?!

In order to save herself from exploding a few months from now, Courtney Love should renegotiate w/ her dealers & get back on heroin, crack, meth & some of the pills that are easily accessible. Isn’t it better to stay semi-attractive than turn into a walrus shaped…thing?

Ok, if not the drugs, at least consult Anna Nicole & her legion of surgeons!

Bastardly Interview: Reena Vasquez

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Photos courtesy of Reena Vasquez

How’d you like having this sweet and petite beauty taking care of you when sick?!?! As we found out, not only is Reena Vasquez the hottie you see at the import car shows with the rest of the Prestigious Models….but she’s studying to be a doctor too!!! So hmm….she’s hot, sexy, smart, and will make a lot of money while helping people…is there anything more we could ask for?!?! The future Dr. Vasquez took time to have some fun with our Bastardly Interview as she prepares for the launch of her official website!

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Spin Mag's Top 100 Albums

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The peeps @ cityrag pluggin’ the list from this site. The top 10 below comes from a list of 100 albums from the last 20 years.

1. Radiohead - OK Computer — They have a worldwide following, so this is understandable.
2. Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back
3. Nirvana - Nevermind —-Yeeeah babay!! #1 In my book!
4. Pavement - Slanted And Enchanted
5. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
6. Pixies - Surfer Rosa
7. De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
8. Prince - Sign O’ The Times —- I can’t believe he got Carmen! Just for that, he should be top 5.
9. PJ Harvey - Rid Of Me
10. NWA - Straight Outta Compton —- That’s right, bitches!

My “What Happened To…?” list follows:

1. At least one Snoop Dogg or Dre album should be up there. Doggystyle or Chronic were classics!! It taught a generation how to use bad words & catapulted bitch & hoes into our bastardly vernacular.
2. Michael Jackson - Was he too controversial for the list or what? The guy ruled the world @ one point!!!
3. Rage Against the Machine - Their short stint was amazing. Evil Empire & Battle for Los Angeles were solid.

Ok, I know none of you will agree w/ my twisted tastes, but whatever.

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