Posts from July 2014

Body Double: Courtney Love & Mr. Walrus

 late in the evening by 9

When did this happen?!

In order to save herself from exploding a few months from now, Courtney Love should renegotiate w/ her dealers & get back on heroin, crack, meth & some of the pills that are easily accessible. Isn’t it better to stay semi-attractive than turn into a walrus shaped…thing?

Ok, if not the drugs, at least consult Anna Nicole & her legion of surgeons!

Bastardly Interview: Reena Vasquez

 way too early in the morning by 7

Photos courtesy of Reena Vasquez

How’d you like having this sweet and petite beauty taking care of you when sick?!?! As we found out, not only is Reena Vasquez the hottie you see at the import car shows with the rest of the Prestigious Models….but she’s studying to be a doctor too!!! So hmm….she’s hot, sexy, smart, and will make a lot of money while helping people…is there anything more we could ask for?!?! The future Dr. Vasquez took time to have some fun with our Bastardly Interview as she prepares for the launch of her official website!

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Spin Mag's Top 100 Albums

 in the middle of the afternoon by 16

The peeps @ cityrag pluggin’ the list from this site. The top 10 below comes from a list of 100 albums from the last 20 years.

1. Radiohead - OK Computer — They have a worldwide following, so this is understandable.
2. Public Enemy - It Takes A Nation of Millions To Hold Us Back
3. Nirvana - Nevermind —-Yeeeah babay!! #1 In my book!
4. Pavement - Slanted And Enchanted
5. The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
6. Pixies - Surfer Rosa
7. De La Soul - 3 Feet High And Rising
8. Prince - Sign O’ The Times —- I can’t believe he got Carmen! Just for that, he should be top 5.
9. PJ Harvey - Rid Of Me
10. NWA - Straight Outta Compton —- That’s right, bitches!

My “What Happened To…?” list follows:

1. At least one Snoop Dogg or Dre album should be up there. Doggystyle or Chronic were classics!! It taught a generation how to use bad words & catapulted bitch & hoes into our bastardly vernacular.
2. Michael Jackson - Was he too controversial for the list or what? The guy ruled the world @ one point!!!
3. Rage Against the Machine - Their short stint was amazing. Evil Empire & Battle for Los Angeles were solid.

Ok, I know none of you will agree w/ my twisted tastes, but whatever.

TomKat: Is Katie Tommie's Katihuahua?

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 37

A few questions for you to ponder:

1. Why does she walk a step or two behind him? Is it a sexist scientological thing or a show of respect to her owner?
2. Why is Katie dressed exactly like Tommie?
3. The holding hands thing: Does Tommie need Katie more than Katie needs Tommie or vice versa? Basically, who’s the bitch of the relationship?

Here are more pics of Tommie walking his Katihuahua.

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Minka Kelly = Hot. Donald Faison = Lucky Bastard

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Seriously! Donald Faison is enjoying life right now as he sexes up Ms. Minka Kelly each night of the week (at least we hope that’s the case)!

Minka is obviously slammin’, but does anyone see what I see? I see tremendous body double chemistry between Pete Sampras’ Bridgette Wilson & Minka for some odd reason.

Anyway, let’s just hope she can successfully use & abuse Donnie’s network & rub-up against some big name producers & directors. Only then can Minka proceed to have scandalously crazy sex with these old men (behind Donald’s back, of course) & as a result, put herself in a position to star in a blockbuster or two. We’re pullin’ for you, Minks!!

While we await her launch into stardom, check out some other photos from the Vegas Baby screening @ The Palms Casino. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, Donny!!

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Elizabeth Berkley Needs A New Agent

 way too early in the morning by 17

Elizabeth Berkley’s lucky to have bagged Ralph Lauren’s nephew, Greg Lauren, b/c her career is pretty worthless, to put it nicely. Sadly, Saved by the Bell & marrying into the Lauren family are going to be her only two successes. Let’s just hope that Greg stays longer than Saved by the Bell.

Ok, enough Liz bashing. Let’s talk about her career choices. Ok, let’s not. Let’s just say that her choices in terms of movies, ads, shoots & everything except for her decision to spread her silky legs for Greg Lauren’s cash-cow-penis, were all pretty much terrible.

In terms of this particular photo, Liz, baby, you gotta go w/ the whip cream!! Grapes are so Roman Empireish!

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