Posts from July 2014

Tom Cruise Gets Sprayed In London!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 29

Why would you do that?

Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?

Don’t run away. That’s incredibly rude. I’m here giving you an interview and you do that.

You’re a jerk, jerk — you’re a jerk. [The Sun]

Wow, I’m very impressed with his composure. Watch the video on the CBS website. (via Goldenfiddle)

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Tim Loomis: Midgets Get All The Love

 after a late four martini lunch by 1


From the Vegas Baby screening @ The Palms Casino. Chances are pretty damn good that Tim Loomis had crazy-midget-sex w/ those two hotties. Damn you, Tim!!! You lucky bastard.

Amber Nichole (L) and Rachelle Leah look like two little girls @ the local circus, but behind those innocent smiles lurks a sexual thirst for the Almighty Midget Penis.

When it comes to sleeping w/ super hot babes, Vern Troyer, Tim Loomis & a many other famous dwarfs slip by our line of sight. They’ve got the art of threesomes, foursomes, & sometimes, even fivesomes mastered. They merely hit up premieres (or screenings, in this case) & let the bitches come to them. Now, what business do super hot women have w/ men who are no taller than your average toddler?!

The classic, ‘Ya, I had sex with a midget once‘ line comes to mind. All hot girls want to sample something new & be different from the hottie pack. But most of all, they just want to brag to their hot friends that they were once sexually ravaged by a midget following some random Hollywood afterparty.

Paris Hilton's Billion Dollar Bitch

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How cool is that?

Paris Latsis has money. He’ll wear Nicky’s designer tees. He’ll also wear tees with your photo plastered on it. And best of all, he’ll carry all your bags when you’re going on one of those weekly shopping sprees!!!

What more could a pet owner ask for?

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Which Teen Startlet Has Herpes?

 way too early in the morning by 7


Does the saying, “Caught red handed” apply here?

Popdirt reported on a budding crisis that was touched upon by the NY Post on Friday. It involves herpes & the superficial elite.

A blind item in The New York Post asks, “Which teen terror has herpes? The starlet was diagnosed with the ‘social disease’ recently after fooling around with several high-profile studs, who might have it now, too.” [Popdirt]

So naturally, this got us thinking a bit & the thinking led to a useless list…

1. Olsen Monkeys - Apart from obscure older dudes, who else would want to sleep w/ them? How could anyone in their right mind sleep w/ bloody Michelle Tanner?!
2. Hilary Duff - Judging from the guys she hangs out w/, she’s pretty slutty in her own right. A definite possibility.
3. Mischa Barton - Pretty new to the scene & she seems so innocent, but then again, it’s Hollywood.
4. Lindsay Lohan - Bingo!! My personal guess…

Any others?

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Kari Wuhrer: Making General Hospital MILFilicious

 in the weewizzle hours by 3

Kari Wuhrer decided to get drunk one night w/ some photographer dude & this is the steamy result. Regardless of the scandalous circumstances in which these were snapped, I have to admit that for her age, Kari is lookin’ amaze-zing!

This is a tribute to all MILFilicious women out there—from the local supermarkets to the ones @ the city malls pushing those strollers. Keep up the great work, women. We’ve got an eye on you!

* IMDb’s info on Kari

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Hilary Duff & Sister Go Into Whoring Business

 in the weewizzle hours by 104

What were they thinking?

Then again, she’s currently 17 & dating some 26-year old manwhore.

The 26-year-old singer and Duff will officially announce their romance when they co-present the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami on 28 August, because it’s one month before Duff turns 18 - the legal age to have sexual intercourse in California.[Celebrity Spider]

I’m curious if they’ll pull a Jacko & Lisa-Marie by coming out on stage and making-out in front of millions. Let’s hope the police is around to bag that cradle-rocking bastard.

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Kimberly Stewart Graduates From Slut School

 in the weewizzle hours by 19

Kimberly Stewart is a class act. This photo probably brought a fake tear to Female Paris’ pasty eyes.

On this note of success, Female Paris should seriously consider following in Donald Trump’s footsteps by opening up her own university. The Paris Hilton School of Sluts & Whores—now don’t tell me that doesn’t have a special ring to it! I’m sure many parents, if promised fame & fortune for their little ones, would jump on the bandwagon & enroll their daughters.

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