Posts from July 2014

Carson Daly All Eyes @ Billabong's NYC Opening

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W/ Andy Irons; Lyndie Dupuis

Billabong recently opened up a store in NYC, so they threw a huge party & invited surfers, skateboarders & bloody Carson Daly.

I don’t know if it’s just me, but Carson had an issue w/ giving these hilarious, deer in the headlight stares into the camera. He either smoked tons of weed that night or he has a problem w/ shutting his eyes when the camera-flash hits.

Anyway, here are a few more from the after party.

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Star Jones: Bra or Scalpel?

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Just over the weekend, Star Jones threw a huge party filled with endless amounts of food for her metrosexual/homosexual hub’s 35th birthday. I’m sure that by the end of the night, Al got plastered & had crazy drunken sex w/ a sweaty Star Jones*. Yum.

Now that you feel all dirty, gaze to the photo above, if you haven’t already, and figure out exactly how Star’s boobsies are looking so not Star Jonesy. Does the apparent firmness of her right melon finally provide the evidence of massive plastic surgery that we’ve been in search for all this time or does Star merely have a secret pushup bra that every other fat woman desperately needs.

Whatever the reason, if Star Jones can now figure out a way to make the rest of her body, minus the right boob, disappear, she’d be super hot!

Let’s hope he was on top

John Demsey Macking On Vulnerable Petra Nemcova

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Petra has a rack & a half!

So what does a guy who’s currently the CEO of one of the world’s most respected cosmetic companies do when he needs to get laid? Well, in John Demsey’s case, he becomes the honorary chair of some shady benefit at a casino in New York & picks up emotionally vulnerable super models. Being the CEO of MAC Cosmetics, John Demsey holds a free ticket into the hearts of beautiful women in any city, anywhere in the world.

In the superficial world, there are two & a half reasons why hot women will be hanging out w/ shady looking men.

1. They have a 20″ schlong
2. They have millions in the bank
2.5. A healthy combo of both.

Apart from John Demsey’s scandalous intentions, you guys have to see close-ups of Petra. My God, she was decked out in the teeka (that thing on her forehead). I love it how these beautiful westerners (Liz Hurley is the other famous one) are going Indian when it comes to fashion. I’m telling you, India is the new sexy.

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Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: Temporarily Engaged.

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Yes, I proposed to her.

It was early this morning at the Eiffel Tower, so I haven’t slept at all.

Today is a magnificent day for me, I’m engaged to a magnificent woman.

I’ve never been to the Eiffel Tower. It’s Paris, it’s a beautiful city, it’s very romantic. [AAP via NineMSN]

You have to be joking. Wait, didn’t Katie’s a couple days back?

While we get a hold of ourselves, here’s a photo of Female TomKat dressed like a naughty, scientologist school girl. Ow!

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Adriana Lima: Smoking & Without Makeup

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Is she slowly going to the darkside as she prepares for Tommy Lee to invade her fragile body?

Although that’s not the most attractive photo, I have to say that I still wouldn’t mind spending a few precious nights photographing her sexy bod rolling around in the Caribbean sand. And, screw the cigarettes, baby, I’ll fire up my portable hookah!

Real World, Austin: Drama Queen or Slut?

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That’s pretty much the two categories everyone falls into, so since the show debuts next Tuesday, let’s get these girls classified into one of the two. This is pure guesswork, but educated guesswork, nonetheless b/c we’ll have some information (name, age, & hometown) at our disposal.

If you know any of these girls from a personal standpoint (high school or college), please give us your insights.

Ok, here we go, kiddies!

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Sexy Jackie Guerrido!!!…and the yacht is pretty cool too.

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Yes, this is a luxury yacht that she is touring, but honestly, I could care less b/c it’s not like I’ll ever own one…so let’s just look at Jackie in all her beauty!!!

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