Posts from July 2014

Cheryl Tweedy Shakin' It For UK's Girls Aloud

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 12


Do they ever tour the States?

Just bring some quality ear plugs & a nice pair of binoculars & you’re pretty much set to enjoy a 3-hr session of Girls Aloud eye candy.

For the skeptical few, here are a few juicy pics of Cheryl Tweedy doin’ her thaang!

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Jay-Z & Beyonce Enjoyin' The Highlife

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 26

Why is Beyonce still w/ Jay-Z? Is she totally against change or what?!

It appears as if Jay-Z is in full control of the relationship. The only way these two will ever break up is if Jay-Z dumps her or cheats on her ass. For Beyonce’s sake, let’s hope one of the two comes to pass b/c at this point, Jay is merely stealing away the best years of her life. Lucky bastard.

Here are a couple more from their pimped-out vacation in Italy.

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Devon Aoki Likes To Show Her Nipple

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Off the runway, Devon’s nipples have been sucked on by one of the luckiest photographers around—yep, you guessed it—Rick “Man Whore” Solomon.

Does he have sex with everyone who works with him?! Any educated guesses out there on how many women Rick’s had in his time? I personally think he’s up there w/ the likes of Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Tommy Lee & others Man Whore Elites.

While you calculate Rick’s Man Whoring stats, check out some more runway nipplage courtesy of Ms. Aoki.

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Leelee Sobieski: Slutty Or Sexy?

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Leelee decided to go w/ the completely see-thru dress. Nooice!

She recently turned 23, so naturally she throws a huge ass party for all her friends @ upscale, invitation only, Hollywood whore house/club (aka Spider Club). By the way, does anyone have photos of the inner workings of this joint? Kindly email them here.

Below are a couple more from the night that probably ended w/ drunken, birthday sex for Leelee.

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Blah Ling Sports The Trash Bag Shawl

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Ever since Bai Ling took off her clothes for Playboy, she’s been shifted into the God forsaken ‘blah’ category. That should be a warning to all you budding stars. Suppress all urges to do full-on nudity & just settle for well-timed wardrobe ‘malfunctions’ to show off your sexy bod.

The wardrobe malfunction is a beautiful tactic to create instant buzz for any event. The nudity path merely exposes your inherent sluttiness & worst of all, the buzz that’s created by a nude layout fizzles out within days—yes days!

Anyway, here are some larger photos of Bai Ling w/ her trash bag attire she wore to the Mr. & Mrs Smith premiere in Calitown.

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Sao Paulo Weather By…Jackie Guerrido

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Remember:

1. We’re all toiling away at work while hot mommas are out partying in scandalous Sao Paulo clubs until the sun comes up.
2. And secondly, Jackie Guerrido is one sexy cat. She was dressed to impress a few days ago & I know a few of you bastards caught it. How can normal men give a crap about the weather when the woman reporting it is dressed like Jackie in the photo above?!?! Keep working out, Jackie!

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Loook Out! The Paris Gang in Da House!

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It appears that Paris Hilton isn’t tired of partying just yet. She & her mini-posse were out dancin’ it up & rumor has it that the Pariseses got into their first argument. Aaaaaw, how sweet.

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