Posts from July 2014

Paris Running Paris?

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Looks like that Paris Latsis might just be Paris Hilton’s bitch—her other chihuahua, if you will.

What is the price of a whore who has been sexually used & abused (on camera) by the rich & famous men around the world? Apparently millions, if you happen to be a billionaire & have no concept of money. See what happens when you think w/ your penis? You overpay.

Knowing Paris, she probably serviced Male Paris like some high-class Vietnamese whore until he was falsely convinced of the existence of love. Why can’t these bastards realize that Female Paris is incapable of the type of love that involves another human being? Maybe the only exception to the rule is if that other human being’s name also happens to be Paris. I guess we’ll soon see…

Whatever the case, let’s look at a pic that supports my ‘Paris Latsis is Paris Hilton’s Bitch’ theory.

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Hillary Duff Talks Horse Teeth On Leno

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Junk Feud does a simple review of Hilary’s appearance on Jay Leno. While Jay did horrible jokes, Hilary got deep w/ teeth.

Here are a couple snaps of Hilary w/ Ben Feldman from the “The Perfect Man” Afterparty. Ben’s a little shocked…

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A Bastardly Anniversary Contest: WINNERS!!!!

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Congrats are in order for the winners of the Bastardly 1st Anniversary contest!!! From all those who actually took the time to write a paragraph based on the guidlines given, we’d like to give kudos to Richard, Kitten,and Debra for the their submissions! Shame on the following people (in no partcular order): farmgirl, brook, Ginger, Lissa, Cynthia, fi, HumanFreakShow300, girl, and anyone else who frequently comments on the site! Anyways, enjoy what these readers had to say about The Bastardly and thanks to all for their submissions! Cheers!!!

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The 'I'm Changing My Life' Bug

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Paris’ 25-Karat reason to become completely idle in life.

Both, Female Paris & Lindsay Lohan, have sold-out in their own, special way. One’s got a billionaire between her legs & the other also wants a billionaire, but settles for sub par Disney flicks.

Female Paris’ Reason (apart from her 25-karat ring]:

I don’t enjoy going out anymore. It’s a pain. It’s everyone saying, ‘Let’s do a deal! Can I have a picture?’ I’m just, like, ‘These people are such losers. I can’t believe I used to love doing this.’

I think maybe when I was younger, I thought it was cute to play the dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it’s funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand. [Entertainment Weekly]

Lindsay’s Reason:

I kind of got over it really fast but they continued to say I still do it. I just don’t want people to think that I’m not focused and that I’m in this for the wrong reasons. I don’t want them to be misunderstood about the kind of person that I am.

I always wanted to go to college, and I wanted to study entertainment law, actually. But, you know, I’m in a position right now where I feel like this is what I want to do. So to put this aside to start something new could be a lot right now. I wouldn’t cancel it out, but first I’d like to get into producing. [SciFi]

Below, enjoy a photo of Female Paris sporting her mountain of a rock @ the Gay Pride parade this past weekend.

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Hilary Duff Veneers To Gary Busey Land

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The Hollywood Veneer Elite includes everyone from Michael Douglas to Julia “Horsie” Roberts to bloody Anna Nicole!

I personally think Hilary’s teeth are a little too large for her face, but that’s just me. I guess Joel Maden likes to feel huge bars as Hilary gives him the suckie-suckie treatment while he’s sitting on his ass chugging beers. On that note, when exactly did Hilary turn into a dirty slut? My God. She had so much potential, too.

Regardless, here are couple more photos to drive home my point.

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Anna Nicole Monster Resurfaces in LA

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Nothing unusual occurred. Anna was acting like a drunk slut who snorted up one too many lines, but we should all be used to that, right? I’m still holding strong to my prediction that she’ll be so highdrunk during one of these events that she’ll have straight up trailer park sex on national television. It will be a crazy sight watched by kids & adults of all ages.

Ok, moving on to her absence. When the superficial elite disappear for a prolonged period of time, you can bet your ass that they were getting bodily upgrades in some underground clinic somewhere in & around Los Angeles. I’ve heard many rumors of such a clinic, but no photos have yet surfaced.

Without further ado, here are some photos from this past weekend’s Gay Pride Parade in LA. For those of you not in the know, June is the Gay Pride Month! Give a friend from your own sex a big hug!

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