Posts from September 2014

Angelina's Today Show Apology

Apart from showing that sad face for Jennifer Aniston, Angelina regulated on Today Show’s host, Ann Curry, for fanning the gossip flames.

Curry waved the showbiz magazine in front of Jolie and sympathetically offered, “This is insane,” which angered the actress.

She spat back, “You bought it, you’re holding it… The fact is it’s part of your programme. It’s something that we’re talking about still.”

Jolie continued by insisting her Kenyan break meant much more to her than a cover shot for a magazine: “That day needs to forever be a day that I made a sandcastle with my son.”

But when Curry offered her famous interviewee a chance to clear up the romance rumours once and for all, Jolie declined, adding, “You and I both know I could make a thousand statements right now and it doesn’t matter.

“They’ll (media) say what they wanna say and it’s OK. My life will go on, and I need to focus on my life.” [Wuttering Jolie]

In short, Ann Curry was taken!

Ugliest Wardrobe Malfunction Ever: Lil Kim

Her fake nipple that’s stuck to her fake boob is warring for attention against her fake face.

Don’t stare at the photo for too long or you’ll puke yourself to Lindsay Lohan status.

[Via A Socialite's Life]

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/07/eva-longoria-michael-kors-fall-2008-fashion-show-nyc

Ivana Trump Designs World's Tallest Dildo In Vegas

Let’s hope she does better in Vegas than Miami, Florida where she lent her fame to a waterfront projected called Bentley Bay. The south beach developer of that project has been accused of fraud and filed bankruptcy for protection. [Manhattanization]

Trumping her ex-hub’s extravagant Vegas plans, Ivana apparently reached deep into her bag of sex toys in order to pull out a design that, upon sight, will make any super rich & divorced woman reach orgasm.

Ivana, who apparently spends around 90% of all the money she gets from Donny each month on making upgrades to her various body parts (from her clownish lips to those presumably boney tips of her toes), is currently dating some 32-year old Italian model, Rossano Rubicondi (possibly gay). She’s a haggish 55 going on 82.

Check out some recent photos of the two lovebirds below. Have your handy yack-bag in close proximity b/c I’m sure the thought of the two having crazy sex will creep into your mind (ok, too late for that).

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Miami, 2005: The Oakley Collection Revisted

If you’re hot & you’re lookin’ to hit up the beaches this summer, take a close look @ what Oakley has to offer. From their show in Miami last month, here are a few that caught my eye.

Girls, you know the drill. If you buy some of these styles, you have to do your own little modeling show in the bedroom! Kindly direct photos this way.

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A Proud, Proud Day: 'Hottest Japanese Chicks' Search On Yahoo!

We’ve officially cornered a niche market.

Yes, my dear friends. When horny Japanese men or white guys bitten by the mysterious Asian bug (we all one of these, right?) head on over to Yahoo! & search for “hottest japanese chicks,” they’re lead to none other than Bastardly.com’s review of the sexy Mika Nakashima.

We’re proud to be of service.

Bastard Capitalist Whores Sell 'Free Katie' Shirt!

Yes, you can join the team, as well!

For those superficial few whose Paris Hilton inspired, ‘I’m Hot, Your Not’, tees have worn out due to excessive partying & sexing, you can now help rescue a poor girl who’s stubbornly trapped inside a sleazy scientologist’s heart.

God have mercy on her.

* FreeKatie.net
* Sadly, someone reviewed the shirt design & website

Anju Modi: Indian Is The New Sexy


From her May, 2005 show in Miami, FL

That is no joke, my friends. You have to be blind to not notice the flood of Indian goods used by the women of the west. From long, dangling earrings to handmade khusas—it’s all Made In India!

The wildly respected Anju Modi also comes from India. Since 1990 she has treated (mostly affluent) women & their hot daughters to cutting edge designs. Anju does one thing really well: She makes all women, regardless of nationality, look downright sexy. What more could we ask for?!

Girls, don’t resist the temptation to deck yourselves out in some of these bangin’ outfits. Just imagine the number of double-takes & stares throughout the day.

Ok, enough jabbin’. Let’s see the goods…

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Nicole Richie: The Too Fat, Too Skinny Syndrome


Photo on the right is from the MTV Movie Awards set to air on Thursday. Image via Getty Images.

In one photo she has droopy, old-woman cheeks & in another, sickly bones & a big head. It’s possible she doesn’t know the meaning of a happy medium.