Bastartdly = Back. Nicole Richie Ends Fast.
Oh baby! Guess who’s back?
Yes, yes, my friends, The Bastardly has officially moved from the ghettos of SF (not really) into a solid pad that sits on some of the costliest soil in planet Earth. A big toast to the tireless guy who hosts this scandalously humble blog & to all you people! Cheers!
Aside from the big move & our complete disconnect from the net, the gossip world has been pretty dry. Only two big news items caught my eye: One amazing & another that has great potential to be amazing.
1. Another kid, this time a little girl who was orphaned by AIDS (thanks to Mark for clearing that up), has reportedly won the Adoption Super Lottery. Congrats to her. More on this in another post.
2. And, the news item that has great potential to be amazing: Lil’ Kim might be going to jail for 20 years. Can you believe it? 20 years of not seeing that jacked up face in those slutty outfits on the red carpet. Judge Gerard Lynch, please have mercy on the American public. (Another clarification courtesy of Mark: Unfortunately, the sentence is only 12 months, so don’t get your hopes up, people! Regardless, 12 months is still better than nothing, right?)