Tony Parker, like any black man with money, left the bootiful sistahs & crossed the tracks into Latina Country. His name is officially scattered into Eva Longoria’s Outlook calendar for whoring. Let’s see how long he lasts b/c we all know how Eva can be with monogamous relationships.
Since he wanted her all to himself (for at least a long weekend), Tones had to fly her ass thousands of miles away to China. It’s a tough & expensive life when you want to have sex with Eva, so keep that in mind, guys.
As for the snaps, the photos in which Eva has her shirt rolled up, she’s lookin’ mighty delicious, but in the other ones where she’s posing w/ the natives, she’s looking totally blah’d out. I hate it when that happens w/ hot chicks b/c you’re automatically pushed into a pool of doubt & start questioning the chick’s hotness.
Oh well, here are some more snappies.
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Um...I don't buy into the "nappy" hair notion--get over it. I'm a black--more specifically African--dude and just cos you style your hair straight or brush it down does not mean you don't like your natural hair. Tacky weaves are another matter (understand tho that everyone wears weaves, it's just some tackier than others). The Williams sisters' hair may be short but that is not true of everyone; my momma is pure-stock West African and her hair grows long. Contrary to (our apparent) popular belief, yes White folks comb their hair too--in fact they do it all day. And a lot of them have terrible hair too. Have you seen a white person with matted hair? Not a pretty sight, and, yes they should brush/style their hair too just like the Williamses'. It's like putting on make-up: if it works for you, do it. But unbraided, uncombed and unstyled ain't the way to go. On Tony Parker, he is as black as the racial sensibilities in France allow him to be. Sure nuff he is not American Black, but neither is Obama technically. And neither am I, dark skinned though I may be, because there is little of such racial context in the region of the world my folks are from. Don't misunderstand, it is a mantle I wear VERY proudly, BUT the fact is where I or any of these guys to feel differently, IN AMERICA, we do not have a choice. Family, RISE UP!!
How in the hell can some call Tony Parker "Black" for there is almost no hint of Africa anywhere!!! Then people are surprised that he has a 'girlfriend' that doesn't have 'Nappy' hair that has been pressed or 'Permmmmed' to the max to make it look straight. The question should be is why do Black people (90% women) hate their natural hair??? Look at the tennis stars "The Williams Girls" and how FAKE their hair looks. If you need proof just look at their young Pre-Stardom photos. Their hair wouldn't grow longer than a snap of a finger. That is their real hair. Why do Black girls HATE their NATURAL hair???????????????????????
Puh-lease ... Eva Longoria is Ms. Photogenic. Stop hatin'.
She looks too short compared to him.
I have a serious question for you's....Why is she so "attractive"?? Please tell me! I dont get it! Is there something "sexy" about someone who is like 3ft tall with a boney face and has a terrible attitude?? Please tell me where im wrong! Im not jealous of her. I mean, shes a little cute, but whats the big deal? Please be honest lol. Thanks
Amen.
Agreed. VERY overrated. Without her arsenal of makeup, she's just yer typical hot ass latina chick. No personality at all, and yer dick would probably fall off if you managed to get inside her.
Bah
Give me boobies or give me death!
That dress doesn't help her lack of boobage.
I still think Eva needs a cup or two.
It's not that she looks un-cute, she looks like she's been crying, or maybe she had some bad kung pao, or maybe she was pissed that she was being photographed in a dress obviously stolen from the set of "Desperate Housewives"... or maybe she's just missing that guy from N*Sync
shes over rated
the fish eye lens in the last shot kinda helps to overlook how short that chick is too.
Wouldn't you think that a professional basketball player would be able to find something better and more profound to wear than something that says "BASKETBALL" across the chest? He's got the money, you'd think he'd be more stylish.
And Eva looks cute, Moe. I think its the fact that she's not in a bikini or humping a gardener that's bothering you. A girl doesn't have to try to look ridiculously sexy every day of her life, ya know. But she still looks cute.