Grand Theft Auto Attacks Porn Industry!

What will they come up with next? Around 10-15 years back, the average age a kid would be exposed to porn would be around the nimble age of 12. Today? 6-8. It’s sad, I tell you.

You’d think videogames would keep kids safe & away from skanky reality shows & soft porn on MTV’s Real World, but it’s all bullshit. Today’s society is so crazy that words like blow jobs, anal sex & tea bagging are common words for 3rd graders. It’s the beauty of the west, baby.

But all that is useless b/c the meat of all this is something even darker. There was a group of talented programmers & designers or maybe it was just one really horny guy, but a lot of time went into making these scandalous additions to the game & I think a reward (or at least a pat on the back) is in order. Come forward, my friend. You’re literally a hero among an entire generation of horndog kids!

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Moi

God damn you stupid yanks! If there is one race they should get rid of its you god damn yanks!!! You're so stupid - you all are! Whats the big deal?! It's a game for teenagers from the age 16 and above. Here it is for 18 yo only. So what the hell?! It's just sex ffs!!! Killing people is ok, is it? What is worse, to show kids the most normal thing in the world, which is sex or showing them how depressing this fucking planet really is and how people kill eachother?! You missed the point fuckheads! Sex is normal and killing isnt. Untill you basdards havent got this i stay with the idea that some Osama Bin Laden should drop a H-Bomb on your fucking country. Rot in hell America!

Elliott Back
Elliott Back

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Alex
Alex

LMAO! this fight was really good!

Tammy
Tammy

I think it is something for us to do. The only reason we are arguing with Bill is because that idiot Cyndi and that other girl I can't even remember her name aren't on line. The ones that typed like license plates and love hilary duff and that freak little boy with muscles. I'm anxiously awaiting their replies. Bill must be taking a nap as he will be up late burning crosses in peoples yards. I bet him and his redneck friends go through alot of sheets on their nightly excursions. I wonder if they buy the ones from the Martha Stewart collection. They are pretty expensive but are much more durable due to the higher thread count. I think they probably get their sheets at the goodwill though.

P.S. I am a whore

Cynthia
Cynthia

I think we are both nuts, typing to these imbeciles! Bill, Stef and Nicole are all about 6 1/2 years old, and they are now off having story time with their mommies.....

P.S. Aaron Carter is a homo!

Tammy
Tammy

Cynthia, speaking of immature comments...did you read what Bill wrote earlier? I know you are but what am I? WTF is that all about. I'm still awaiting he reply. YAWN! He doesn't like that I caught him in a lie!

P.S. I am a whore!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Mark D is right! (not wright) You people have some serious disablities! Put down the crack pipe already!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Who are you calling a retard, honey? My name is C-Y-N-T-H-I-A NOT CATHINA or CYANTHIA! What the fuck is wrong with you anyhow?!?

STEF05

CHECK A WEBSITE CATHINA ITS CALLED RETARDS ARE US YOU MIGHT BE ON THERE

I AINT NO WHORE I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK BULL SHIT IT MAKES MY DAY

THANKS

NOT!!!!!

Tammy
Tammy

The funny thing is that I don't even know where he came up with me being a whore. I think it's funny, therefore I play off of it! Now Bill is calling me a whore too so if that's the best they can come up with then fine! I'll play along. I am a whore!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Well at least you are a well educated whore, Tammy. Look at these kindergarteners I am dealing with! "go look in the mirror!" ha! if that isn't childinsh, what the hell is!?

Hey girls, when school opens up again, you better get back and enroll yourselves in first grade! Better yet, get your asses off here and go (try to) read a book!

Marky D
Marky D

That was not the good stuff.

Lisa
Lisa

This is so gross and degrading to woman. The guy has all his clothes on. Wut the Hell....

STEF05

RETARDED HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR YET LOOK IN THE MIRROR HONEY AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT RETARDED LOOKS LIKE

WIND YOUR NECK IN

Marky D
Marky D

Whore title granted.

And yeah, seriously... that's two knocks on my name in the last 15 minutes, both of which featured chronic spelling errors and all caps. Even though it appears that you're in first grade, I know you can do better than that. Show me the good stuff.

Tammy
Tammy

Well, if I can no longer hold the title for worst insulter then I better be able to at least hold the whore title. I love it. Did I mention that Aaron Carter is a HOMO and that Hilary Duff has horse teeth? I want to make sure everyone knows that.

P.S. I am a whore!

Cynthia
Cynthia

GODDAMN! How fucking retarded can you fucking get?!? You try to put me down and you can't even spell my fucking name correctly! Geez! You are dangerous with a keyboard, woman!

Marky D
Marky D

I only said the whore thing to get you fired up, which I successfully accomplished whether you claim so or not, because it resulted in a 20-line posting about how you weren't fired up. Or something. But it looks like Bill's using that whore thing now, and he can have it... the worst insulter thing is my story, and I'm stickin' with it.

STEF05

CYANTHIA

WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT U SOUND LIKE A MAN UH AND MARKY D WHAT DOES THE D STAND FOR DICK HEAD

WOT A COOL NAME I WISH I HAD PERENTS LIKE YOURS.

HAHAHA

THAT IS FOR SLAGGING TAMMY OFF AND NICOLE COSIDER YOUR SELF RIPPED.

Tammy
Tammy

No, Marky D...I'm a whore remember; not the worlds worst insulter. Keep your name calling straight!

Cynthia
Cynthia

Nicole!

cjdhd 6 sks fld;sdm fuck you fmsl;s;; fuck you msl;sp; flleklsn ;difm skldjmdo!!

Marky D
Marky D

Ouch. I thought Tammy was the world's worst insulter, but clearly this isn't the case. I'm taken aback. I'm speechless. I a girl like Mary D.

NICOLE4LEYTON

FUCK U MARKY-D NO ONE LIKES U COZ YOU A GIRL LIKE MARY-D INSTED OF MARKY-D

Marky D
Marky D

Good one, Tammy. Sort of. Okay... not at all, but good effort.

Tammy
Tammy

I think Bill would prefer a video game featuring a bunch of Klansman living in a trailer park with confederate flags for curtains. It would be similar to the Sims but they would drink lots of Coors Lite while sitting in lazy boys on the front yard yelling profanities at anyone that walked by. Their kids (all 10 of them) only clothing would be a diaper and the adults only clothing would be wifebeater t-shirts and wrangler jeans. On special occasions they can wear their KKK hood. The object of the game is to be the first one to the mailbox to get their welfare check and who could grill the best possum. In the bonus levels you even get a chance to see who can get their GED the quickest. It would be called: Redneck Racist slag; I know you are but what am I"? Rated S for Stupid

Tammy
Tammy

Oh Goody! Bill the uneducated racist is back! Bill needs to wake up and come to the year 2005. Bill makes me sick!

Bill
Bill

Even video games are featuring the polluting of the great white race. Perhaps they should make a game called "Charlton Heston - Negro Hunter"--now that I would buy.

Jackson
Jackson

wow....i gotta check out the vid.s eriously, what will the come up next?

any bastardly suggestions?????