There was no way the two Mels will come on board so they had two choices - give it up or go it alone. Victoria, Geri and Emma have met several times and are getting on better than ever.
They all firmly decided this is what they want to do and are determined to see it through - with or without the other two. [Bastard Source, contactmusic]
‘Better than ever’, huh? Riight.
It looks like they want to have sex w/ multiple partners in various locations around the globe once again b/c the Spice Girls (minus 2 Spice Girls w/ brains) are ready for a bullshit reunion tour. It’s also possible they’re running low on cash or Poshie needs a few extra bucks to get that nose job, cheek lift & ass readjusted & can’t convince D. Becks to cough up the dough.
Let’s see, the average Spice Girl fan, when the group managed to hypnotize little kids into watching/listening to their shit, was around 8-9yrs old & now they’re hitting 16-17. Something inside tells me this tour is going to be a a total bust, but Don’t take my word for it.
The only way people (mostly horny guys of all ages) will go see this shit is if the remaining three Spice Girls…
1. Do their shows completely topless
2. Don’t sing, but just dance around topless (with polls scattered around the stage)
3. Both 1 & 2, except this time around, they’re completely naked (also w/ the polls)
4. Or of course, while they’re skankiliciously clothed (not naked or topless) & “singing,” they can just show home sex videos of D. Becks & Posh Spice on the big screen directly adjacent to the stage. That would probably do it for most of the dudes.
If one of those things doesn’t happen, I don’t see this shit going anywhere.
