Nicole Narian - The Colin Farrell Sex Tape Girl

The 14-minute porno allegedly shows a naked Nicole (See? It’s starting already) sticking out her pierced tongue at the camera while Colin says something incredibly dramatic like, “I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner. [Askmen]

Even though Nicole Narian’s acting like a two-timing whore, I don’t blame her one bit. Colin should just suck in his pride, cut his losses & let the sexual water flow where it so desires. The tape will come out one way or another (apparently, there’s already a copy “missing”), so why not make some quick cash & benefit from the potentially crazy amount of publicity for his upcoming flicks in the process, right?

The shady sex-tape broker a is making the same exact suggestions. (I can’t believe there’s actually a guy out there who’s an expert @ marketing sex tapes. What the fuck?)

Alexander was such a flop; this guy needs a little bit of publicity. He’s got two films coming out this fall. I think it’s a shot in the arm for him because it’s publicity and it’s gonna drive box office sales. [Shady Broker, GDO Report]

What’s the official over/under on how long it will take for this baby to surface?

Now let’s check out some more sexy photos of Nicole Narian from the ghettofied XXL Mag.