MoeJackson

Bastardly Postulate:
If Drunk = x & x = Tara, then all the following must be true:

1. Tara Reid’s new name is Drunk Reid
2. Tara Reid is a drunk
3. The words ‘drunk’ and ‘tara’ are synonymous

Is this even newsworthy? Tara Reid, as you people know is traveling around the world filming Wild On! episodes for E!. Except for pervy, porn-deprived middle schoolers, does anyone else watch that show anymore?!

While you think, here’s a picture of Drunk Reid’s ass crack spillin’ a few words. Cover your noses & grab the yackbag!!!