Monthly Archives: July 2005

Zeta Graff w/ Paris "Jesus" Latsis


He either looks like Jesus or the beast from Beauty & the Beast

Wow. Zeta Graff, Paris Latsis’ ex, can look hot in some photos & borderline trash (below) in others. It’s very odd.

Anyway, as most of you gossip whores know Paris is a total bitch & has the ego the size of Tommy Lee’s penis. Well @ a recent dinner, Zeta Graff faced the wraith of bitchy Paris Hilton & is now compelled to sue. As we all know, you have really (really) hate someone in order to sue their ass, so read on.

On July 2nd, the New York Post reported that Graff, “went berserk” at the club. The paper also reported, “Graff…flew at Hilton and tried to remove her [$4 million] necklace.” One unnamed source added, “It looked like she was trying to strangle Paris.”

But in the lawsuit, Graff claims it was Hilton who first approached her with fighting words, allegedly whispering in her ear, “You’re a fucking bitch. I’m going to destroy you.”

In the suit, Graff also accuses Hilton of slander, claiming the hotel heiress planted “vicious lies” in the Post, leaving her reputation “irreparably harmed.” Graff has hired powerhouse Los Angeles attorney Marty Singer to represent her and is planning on fighting tooth and nail to clear her name. [Celebrity Justice]

Damn you Paris, you piece of slut whore!!


This is an example of Zeta looking like trash.

Petra Nemcova's Birthday Party @ Soho Grand

Oh how she must enjoy life, but I’m sure there’s a definite drawback. For example, she must get hit on by everything moving & only because it’s probably so damn easy. Donald Trump was at Petra’s birthday a week back (by association, of course) at The Soho Grand Penthouse Loft & I’m sure he laid down a line or two.

Donald Trump - So Petra, I heard you were in a Tsunami? One of my properties must have been damaged in Phuket.
Petra - Ya, a lot of people died too. My…my boyfriend died too.
D. Trump - Petra, I’m known to make supermodels feel a little better, so let me give you a hug. Just watch the tu—hair.

Ok, sorry for that lame convo. I’m sure it would sound funnier if they were acting it out. But let’s admit it, judging by how nice Petra Nemcova can be, I bet Donny’s already swindled her for a night of crazy sex while Melania was cruising around in his G5.

Anyway, check out photos from beautiful Petra’s Birthday party on July 19th.

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Stinkers.com Rates The Worst Movies


The Stinkers (via Oh No They Didn’t) posted this pretty funny list of top 20 vote getters for horrible flicks of the 20th century. They’re all pretty bad, but I’m kind of upset about Howard The Duck. #4?!?! What the fuck, man?
I really liked that film—so much so that I even bought the tape when it came out so I could watch it over & over! Girl on duck, baby!

Anyway, the rest of the movies pretty much suck ass.

1. Battlefield Earth - My god.
2. Wild Wild West
3. Batman & Robin
4. Howard The Duck
5. Spice World - Did anyone watch this thing?!
6. Speed 2: Cruise Control
7. It’s Pat
8. Showgirls - Ow!!
9. The Blair Witch Project
10. Waterworld - Didn’t this thing cost like $200mils?
11. Jaws 4: The Revenge
12. The “Look Who’s Talking” Sequels
13. Grease 2
14. The Avengers
15. Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
16. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
17. Anaconda - I watched this in the fucking theater!
18. Godzilla (1998) - The soundtrack wasn’t that bad.
19. Barb Wire - Double ow!!
20. Ishtar

Zahara's Granny & New Daddy Rumors

A few days back the tabs attacked Angie & claimed that Zahara’s granny wanted her granddaughter to be returned. Apparently it’s all bullshit.

Additionally, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are set to marry (again), but this time in September. That’s just what Zahara needs: An Asian brother & two very pretty, white parents. If that doesn’t confuse a kid then I don’t know what will.

Also, to add more drama to the mix, I think Angie should just marry Wesley Snipes (assuming he’s not w/ one of his whores at this time) & solve this problem once & for all!

Nicole Narian - The Colin Farrell Sex Tape Girl

The 14-minute porno allegedly shows a naked Nicole (See? It’s starting already) sticking out her pierced tongue at the camera while Colin says something incredibly dramatic like, “I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner. [Askmen]

Even though Nicole Narian’s acting like a two-timing whore, I don’t blame her one bit. Colin should just suck in his pride, cut his losses & let the sexual water flow where it so desires. The tape will come out one way or another (apparently, there’s already a copy “missing”), so why not make some quick cash & benefit from the potentially crazy amount of publicity for his upcoming flicks in the process, right?

The shady sex-tape broker a is making the same exact suggestions. (I can’t believe there’s actually a guy out there who’s an expert @ marketing sex tapes. What the fuck?)

Alexander was such a flop; this guy needs a little bit of publicity. He’s got two films coming out this fall. I think it’s a shot in the arm for him because it’s publicity and it’s gonna drive box office sales. [Shady Broker, GDO Report]

What’s the official over/under on how long it will take for this baby to surface?

Now let’s check out some more sexy photos of Nicole Narian from the ghettofied XXL Mag.

Bai Ling: Whorin' It Up in Costa Rica!


Bai Ling’s Star Wars promo shot that she didn’t get to use.

Since so many of you people have expressed hate towards this peaceful woman who’s filled with only love & respect for her horny fans all across the globe, I figured this would be an appropriate time to make this post.

Bai Ling flew down to one of Costa Rica’s tallest volcanoes (Irazu) & put together quite possibly one of the fobbiest photo shoots ever. It’s funny, it’s fobby & it’s hot (the volcano behind her, of course).

Check it!

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