Posts from July 2014

Posing Paris #5: The Lazy Eye Fashion Show

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Trouble in the land of the two Pariseses.

Daddy of Male Paris doesn’t think his son can support the lifestyle that involves Female Paris sucking him dry of countless free dinners, not one, but two engagement rings, a mansion, endless hours of sex, & everything else that a conniving chick like Paris Hilton can steal from an unsuspecting billionaire hoboyfriend.

Credits: Daily Dish

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Eva Longwhoria: The Hollywood Ho

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So the question still stands: Is she or is she not still going out with JC Chasez? I don’t know if I should pity the foo or be jealous?

How much does a night Eva Longoria cost, anyways?

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Bastardly Interview: April Scott

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Photos courtesy of April Scott

Hailing for the “Show-Me State” of Missouri, I’d like someone to show me a hottie sexier than the gorgeous April Scott! Where hasn’t this girl unknowingly caught your eye?!? She’s graced the pages of numerous magazines, calenders, and catalogs. She has tv to her credit and was the beauty that Motley Crue casted for their “If I Die Tomorrow” music video. With her hectic schedule of modeling and acting projects, in addition to working on revamping her official website, we were able to steal a few minutes from the lovely April to get the lowdown in that bastardly way we do things here!

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Posing Paris #4: Camera Whoring Continues

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A member of the valet community speaks about Female Paris’ ride:

Her car was jam-packed full of junk - personal stuff.

There must have been at least 100 magazines, but more shocking than that, make-up, cellphones, handbags and clothes, including a lot of underwear. We had to turn her away because it’s company policy not to touch that kind of stuff. [contact music]

Wow, female Paris’ dirty undies. Yumms!

Shemale Contest: Chastity Bono vs Michelle Wie's Momaddy

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Mannest just sounded more manly, alright.

This is a tough one as both contestants are pretty mannish. Good luck in choosing a wiener between these two, kiddies.

Here are few more to drive home my manly point.

My sincere apologies for forcing you people to read these horrible man-jokes. Anyway, now it’s time for some photos.

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Lauren Sanchez: Bunny Smile, But Super Hot!

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The smile won’t be all that bothersome if you don’t see it all that much, right? Right.

Unlike other hotties, Lauren actually does work that makes a difference.

Sanchez joined KCOP-TV from Fox Sports Network, where she served as anchor/reporter for ‘Fox Sports Tonight,’ and as correspondent for the cable channel’s newscast, ‘Going Deep.’ Her in-depth investigative report on ‘Going Deep,’ exposing the dangers of metal baseball bats earned her an Emmy nomination. [Fox 11 News]

So keep that in mind next time you’re going to hit a guy who’s burglarizing your house.

Anyway, Lauren started out as an “assistant” @ the station in 1993 & my God, her boss was a lucky bastard for having such a delicious assistant. Just think about how much play that genius of a man got!!!

Now to see some of Lauren’s other assets. Ow!

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102 Minutes On Radio Reader With Dick Estell

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Have any of you been following this book on the radio? I think I might have to grab a copy from Barnes & Noble b/c I always catch the butt end of the show and am left hanging when Dick Estell says, “Once again, our 30 minutes have expired.” I cringe w/ displeasure when I hear those words b/c I’m forced to actually look forward to the next day of work. Imagine that.

Even though Mr. Estell is an expert @ reading books on the radio, I have to admit, the book does a wonderful job in putting names behind the people in those buildings & it brings into light that each one of them has a unique story.

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