Paris Posing: Still A Cocky Whore

Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.

I thought Paris was cute as a teen. Even with her penis nose...

That comment said it...she is a fucking hore!..Nicky and PAris are slutz even if they do get married or even settle down!

I don't hate Paris. I think she's fucking hillarious for one thing. And on Simple Life, she was always the first one to appologize (usually for Nikki), and seemed genuine. Alot of people hate her cause she was born wealthy and she's always having fun. She has no worries and it pisses people off cause we're all jealous.

It's not her fault though. She's just a product of her environment. Besides, she wouldn't be so famous if everyone wasn't constantly gossiping about her. It's everyone who hates her, that makes her a celeb. You say you hate her but you really can't get enough of her lol.

Just blind, crazy luck for us?

You know that Paris and Nicky are not the only children in the family. They do have other siblings. Why don't we ever hear or see anything about them?

If people would just ignore her skanky ass, she would go away. Look at how much the attention whore is enjoying all these photogs clamoring for her. Sheesh!

I don't think Nicky is any different. Both are a bunch of stupid sluts, but Paris, with her major case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, is, of course, the bigger attention whore. And Simon wouldn't have any affect on her at all, because she is so in love with herself.

Yes, mama Hilton is to blame for this, because she too is a stupid attention whore. She was bragging a few weeks ago about how both of her whores---er, I mean, daughters, spend their days shopping and their nights clubbing. Now is that sick or what? Can you say waste of life? Obviously these dumb bitches have no purpose for this earth, other than, of course, aggravating the living shit out of those of us who actually DO have a purpose!

This is true. Even as a young child it is quite obvious there were a series of full length mirrors in the home for practice purposes. I think mom's tootledge had alot to do with it as well. I wonder why Nikki is so different though?

Oh, I don't care about the level of ugly. I just love the matching poses. Shows she's been working on her "work" for years now. Impressive dedication.

Seen those pics quite a while back. There are some other ones that are even worse then those. She claims she has not had any plastic surgery though...Yeah Right!

You just have to love the Pose Parade;

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html

I saw on E the other night a special on the latest Hollywood trends. They went to some place that sells all these face creams and what not to the stars and the lady that runs or owns the place was talking about how Paris had just been there getting her eyelash extensions. The lady said Paris was going on vacation with her fiancé and wanted to look good on the beach without having to worry about her makeup. The eyelash extensions did just the trick! I thought...vacation from what???? What a bunch of garbage! I think a bullet in her head would have solved all the problems!

I saw that tired cunt being interviewed on ET, talking about her new $500 eyelash extension. She said 'They're beautiful' (pause) 'aren't they?!?', demanding complements from the interviewer. Go to awfulplasticsurgery.com to get a before and after side by side view of a 15 year old Paris as compared to the 'beauty' she's become. She was a pale skinned, brown eyed, hooked nosed, brown haired plain little girl.

As L.T. Smash would say, "Thank you NASA!"

Hardly, but with enough studio magic anyone can be made to sound decent. And decent would be a generous way of describing her voice.

Hey Harvey...did she have a decent singing voice at least???

I don't want to watch it unless someone would REALLY kill her! That would be worth watching!

Unless you actually watch the movie, of course. Then you'll suffer. Just skip to the good stuff.

"Screwed," which may be Paris' first single, was leaked to the internet a few months ago, but thanks to the Almighty GIFIS her album release date keeps getting pushed further away. Last I heard she'll release it sometime this month. She plans on drawing from her own experiences for the material, so the first single is aptly titled. I downloaded the track just out of morbid curiosity and soon deleted it thereafter.

I sense you have an unhealthy fascination with Ms. "I give an ok blowjob for a spoiled rich girl." Try just renting House Of Wax. I hear they kill her relatively gruesomely in that movie (I still couldn't make myself actually watch it though), so you'd get a kick out of that. And without ancillary suffering, too!

I liked hells kitchen. I only watched it once and wanted to watch it again but couldn't remember what time or day let alone what channel it was on. Obviously it wasn't important enough for me to look it up. Either way though...I rarely watch TV and certainly not reality TV but I would love to watch that just to see Paris' face when Simon degrades her TO HER FACE! That would be fantastic. I do watch Talk Soup and it is funny most of the time but it's not as funny as watching Miss "American Royalty" my head is way too big and I think I'm better then everyone else get torn apart to her face on national television. I hope he would make her cry and slit her wrists afterwards. HAHAHA

Yeah, I did hear that. I don't know, you don't have to go too far to hear Paris being insulted. On the other hand, to hear it on TV, you'd have to suffer the agony of her screeching first. It's just not worth the horrible, horrible price.

Just watch Talk Soup and get your fill of Paris-bashing without the agony, I say. Besides, do you really want to hear Tara Reid "sing" (I bet she's on the list, under 'these will show up for anything' heading)? Holy mother of...

Besides, I hate reality shows that don't involve torturing people (Fear Factor) or cooking (Hell's Kitchen, now alas over).

Some Dude...did you know that Simon Cowell is trying to start a new version of American Idol only with celebrities. Simon says he has a wish list and Paris is on it!!! That would be great to watch him tear her apart. What do you think?

I meant "nananana" with the four na's, by the way. What can I say, it's been a while even since "I Love the 80s", not to mention the actual 80s.

Of course she's still whoring. What else can she do? Just pray with me in thanks that we aren't suffering through the "music" she's been threatening to record for a few years now.

Thank you, Great Imaginary Friend In the Sky, for keeping Paris too busy Whoring to release her "singing" upon the world, thereby triggering The Reckoning (not the WWF one, the "real" one).

I thought she was going to retire? What happened to her doing that? I know that I never really knew what she was retiring FROM but never the less, I was excited that we would see less of her either way. Remember her saying how she used to LOVE posing for the cameras but since she met PLat and decided to settle down that posing was no longer fun and the people begging her for pics and autographs were such losers. She said she couldn't figure out why she used to think it was so great???? If that is the case what the fuck is she doing???? Fuckin whore!

Everybody was kung-fu whoring, nanana-nanana-na-na-na.

Hey, she didn't even reject appearing on "Taradise", it turns out. Yes, the infamous "Greece" episode of Wild On appeared last night, and sure enough, Tara was attempting to impersonate Paris's clothing. In other words, clinging to her desperately but frequently falling off.