The Poolside Ass Exercises Trend. Ow!

I’m really loving this budding trend. Let’s hope a lot of this type of stuff happens in Costa Rica while I’m cruising around from town to town.

As for the photos, I don’t know about Caprice Bourett, but I’m pretty sure Tony Parker is away @ some basketball camp or something b/c Eva really looks like she’s trying to attract a sexual partner or two to help suppress her voracious appetite for sweaty balls & abnormally large schlongs. Don’t tell me that Eva managed to con Tones into another one of those sex only, open relationships? What a genius of a hottie!! I want a piece too, God damn it!!

Ok, here are a few scandalous photos of both women. Which pool are these two at, damn it!?

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jeffie!
jeffie!

seriously tho: would you rather see: Ashley Olsen and ...uhh... some other gorgeouse female celebrity making out in a hot tub or tommy lee jones and arnold shwartzeneggar(spelling?) making out in a hot tub?

Some Dude
Some Dude

Haha! Nah, I'm not a infiltrator from Sudafed. Seriously though, I actually do recommend it (the non-drowsy variety). It's worked great for me before.

Harvey
Harvey

I'll consider the switch, that is, if you aren't working undercover for Sudafed.

Some Dude
Some Dude

Try to Become One with the Sudafed (Instead), and lots of non-alchoholic fluids, and all will be all right soon again. Except for the fucked-up entire universe, of course. But as far as your internal organs go, you can fix that.

Harvey
Harvey

Forgive me, Harvey has checked out of the building due to Walgreens LSD. I've got the flu and it's making me cranky. Everyone is entitled to their own sexual preferences.

Some Dude
Some Dude

Dayum, who would have thought people here of all places would be impervious to Sarcasm? And here I thought I was being pretty blatantly obvious.

Harvey
Harvey

Apparently Brad Pitt and I fuck in public and it's, without question, really hot. We are very well groomed and good looking. Seriously though, that "it's okay for women but not men" double-standard is untrue, unfair, and annoying. I feel like I stepped into a conversation from 1995 at a redneck family reunion.

Abby
Abby

I dunno... two guys making out turns me on. But only if they are hot. Hot people making out is hot. Why limit yourself to one sex? Double the fun people. And get those sticks out of your asses.

Some Dude
Some Dude

Definitely. Think about it. A woman is attractive. Two women therefore, almost no matter what they're doing (with a few exceptions), that's twice as attractive. And there are usually nice smells involved.

Men on the other hand, are disagreeable, smelly, hairy creatures, often struck with chronic stupidity as a bonus feature. Who'd want to be cursed with doubling that right in front of your eyes? Eeeewwww... Plus, two dudes, that's twice as smelly, too. Ouch.

Tammy
Tammy

Some Dude is correct...a woman doing anything that is naughty is cool but a man doing the same thing is nasty nasty nasty. Another example...two women making out = awesome. Two men making out = disgusting vomit.

Some Dude
Some Dude

Nah, masturbating in public is awesome. Unless you're a man. In which case, it's disgusting beyond measure, and don't even think about it.

Alex
Alex

Oh EVA! get a room when you are feeling horny! Don't masturbate is PUBLIC!

Tammy
Tammy

Also in the one pic of Caprice and her female friend check out how manly/dike-ish her female friend is! YUCK!

Tammy
Tammy

Is Caprice a lesbian? The other chick and her seem to be awfully close to one another. I know I don't go around squeezing my female friends tits. WEIRD!