Teri has done everything within her power to set a healthy example for young women. She is certainly not a compulsive dieter, and doesn’t have an eating disorder of any kind. [Teri's PR Bitch]
Ya, except for eating normal meals & then puking it all out when everyone has their back turned. I don’t know, but I feel like one of those “Hollywood exhaustion” stories will soon creep into Teri’s life.
While we’re on the topic of health, it was learned today that the resident slutwhore on the Desperate Housewives set, Ms. Longwhoria, was recently admitted into a hospital due to a mild injury to her head. They claim a pole of some sort was involved. A pole, huh? Considering we’re talking about a woman who has slept w/ members of two basketball teams, it’s quote natural for one to assume that the pole in question is merely symbolism for an extra-long penis sported by one of Eva’s sexual conquests.
So yes, now we know that apart from having tremendous amounts of sex with multiple partners, Eva Longoria likes to be beaten by extra long schlongs. That Eva!
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I find it strange the the ball chowder target tattoo on her lower back appears to be a cross. If you're a recovering catholic it could make you lose wood. Or get huge wood. Perplexing.
it mentions her sleeping with two nba stars. parker is one. who's the other? oh, how i wish the answer is dennis rodman! ha.
Nah, I think she looks happier when getting splooged. However, the wisdom of keeping the eyes tightly closed can't be denied. I hear "the stuff" stings something fierce when it gets in the eyes.
That's experience at work, right there. She's practicing, because she knows that stuff.
In the first pic of Eva...I think that is the face she makes when someone cums on her face. What do you think?
There's a good Sausage Fest joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of it right now. Also maybe something about the hazards of Pole Vaulting. And "Uneven Bars". Basically, a whole cornucopia of LongWhoring Olympics material just waiting to blossom.