Asslee Simpson: Singer, Songwriter, Actress, Burper & Whore
Ashlee Simpson flashed one of her favorite tricks on Jay Leno’s talk show
Tuesday night, when she burped on cue for him.
The singer, who made an appearance to promote her new movie “Undiscovered,”
was asked by Leno to clarify reports she could burp the whole alphabet.
She responded, “I can’t burp the alphabet, but I can burp. Would you like to
hear it? I can burp on cue.” [SF Gate]
How sad is that? Well, at least Ass’ real talent finally surfaced—it took long enough!
(Luckily) Ass was ‘unable’ to do one of famous ‘performances’ (rumor has it, she forgot to bring along a ripped CD of her new material to which she could sing along). So yeah, Ass was on Leno plugging her new movie (ya, suddenly she’s a fucking actress, in addition to being a singer & not to mention, one of her bastard father’s whores), but unfortunately the movie business is turning out to be a little tougher than lip syncing.