Does she seriously think those veiny, mutanous boobs look remotely appealing*? I guess when you’re doing crack, heroin & blowing tons of wrinkled, viagra induced peniseses, your ego can get out of control.
Here are a few more pics from a recent Trim Spa party.
*Ok ok, I admit it! If I was completely wasted, I wouldn’t mind putting my face somewhere in between those mountains—-BUT ONLY if I was completely wasted!
Concerning Jude’s Mr. Winky, Tammy writes:
Have you checked out the naked pic of Jude Law on Junk Feud today? He isn’t packing ANYTHING! I find it hilarious. I have seen little smokies that are bigger then that and little smokies are well…LITTLE!
To answer Tammy’s first Q: No.
Regardless of Jude’s size, why are some women so insecure these days? Sienna needs to hit up a daytime talk show & get verbally abused by angry audience members for going back to Mr. Manwhore. Sienna, you dumb bitch, open your fucking eyes. The guy is sleeping w/ your kids’ skanky nanny (a chubby, skanky nanny, mind you), so give us single guys a call!
I’m probably going to get sued for this, but I just couldn’t let this slide by w/out cracking a few jokies.
Aforest Design crossed the line w/ their latest show in Lisbon a month or so back. I hope these designs are scheduled to be used in an unreleased movie b/c I cannot see Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie decking their 90lb bods in these rags. On second thought, if you push enough cash up their asses, I think you can make them prance around w/ cow dung on their faces, for all they care.
Decked out in Tiffany pearls (for babies) & the softest of designer baby blankets, here are a few pics of the African beauty, Zahara Jolie.
As of late, many heinous rumors of Angie leading a monogamous lifestyle have been flying around. Apparently, Angie’s showing Zahara that having multiple partners @ one given time increases the probability to AIDS popping up. Naturally, we’re very happy that Angie’s clinging onto Brad’s balls (for now), but we remain a little upset that Angie’s overlooking our pair of balls. Damn you, Brad, damn you!
While her sister resembles a famous horse, Haylie opts to attack the timeless scary movie mask. Don’t get me wrong, all you Haylie masturbators; I don’t think this chick is ugly or frightening. I’m just calling it like I see it.
Here’s Haylie @ some bar looking like bloody Pinocchio’s sister.
Image via Scenegasm.
I am beaming with joy today because I opened up the San Jose Mercury News to the entertainment section and saw MY INTERNET RADIO STATION in the center on the front page. Sigh. It is truly an awesome day … who would have known that playing the music you like would reach the masses.
See for yourself!
If you happen to be in the Bay Area tonight and have nothing to do … Come out to our first ever LAUNCH PARTY!!
Sidewok.com for details yo!!! We got 4 freakin awesome performers tonight. All local artists of course. Its all about promoting the independent!!!
Of course for all of you that can’t go … well you can always make a $5 donation to the musicians via paypal! =0)
Word.
Teri has done everything within her power to set a healthy example for young women. She is certainly not a compulsive dieter, and doesn’t have an eating disorder of any kind. [Teri’s PR Bitch]
Ya, except for eating normal meals & then puking it all out when everyone has their back turned. I don’t know, but I feel like one of those “Hollywood exhaustion” stories will soon creep into Teri’s life.
While we’re on the topic of health, it was learned today that the resident slutwhore on the Desperate Housewives set, Ms. Longwhoria, was recently admitted into a hospital due to a mild injury to her head. They claim a pole of some sort was involved. A pole, huh? Considering we’re talking about a woman who has slept w/ members of two basketball teams, it’s quote natural for one to assume that the pole in question is merely symbolism for an extra-long penis sported by one of Eva’s sexual conquests.
So yes, now we know that apart from having tremendous amounts of sex with multiple partners, Eva Longoria likes to be beaten by extra long schlongs. That Eva!