Monthly Archives: August 2005

Tyra Banks: Lying, Angry Slutwhore

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Steffans tells the New York Daily News, “(Banks) insisted I wrote
‘Confessions’ because I was angry and wanted revenge. She said, ‘These are
my colleagues. They’re people I know well!’

“Despite what she thinks, she and I are not that different. I have even
heard her being referred to as a ‘Hollywood Hop,’ for the many men in
Hollywood who have bedded her and moved on.

“(I was so angry) all I could think about was snatching her wig off!”

Bank’s manager Benny Medina responds, “Tyra certainly never slept around.
You can count her relationships on one hand.[SF Gate]

Never slept around, huh? I’m sure.

Not only will she yell at underperforming models on her show, but she’ll also sleep w/ their boyfriends just to slap them around from an emotional & more personal standpoint. Bitch.

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Body Double (Stretch): Anna K & Insect Nicole Richie

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I know I’m going to get slammed for this one, but whatever.

Making Anna K Body Double Out Of Insect Anna Nicole
The Ingredients

1. One skinny Nicole Richie
2. Hippi-style sunglasses w/ each lens measuring the diameter of an average baby’s head (this is so that 90% of Nicole’s head is covered & only her puffy cheeks are peeking through)
3. Surgically staple sunglasses onto Nicole Richie’s skull
4. Hide all body parts from jaw down*

Here’s some random Anna eye-candy so that we can be reminded that Nicole Richie can never be Anna Kournikova.

*Warning: Once eyes stroll below the head, Insect Nicole Richie’s emaciated bod takes hold & any resemblance to Anna K gets thrown out the window.

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Mike Tyson & His White Bitches

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So the story goes like this:

1. Big, Bad Mike Tyson has a 14-inch cockadoodledoo (no worries, the link is not a photo of Mike’s 14-incher)
2. Since Mikie’s a brotha w/ some dough he naturally digs white chicks more than the sistahs
3. And like wise, since Mike’s packin’ his 14″ love stick, the slutty white bitches are thirsty for some sexual action—even if they have to share it w/ five of their closest friends.

So the natural question is: Why would girls be remotely interested in sleeping with a man who, first of all, has a 14″ penis & therefore, can potentially inflict tremendous damage to their internal organs? Additionally, he’s a man who has served time for rape, been involved in countless bar fights & is famous for eating another man’s ear during a boxing match.

The answer is simple: First of all, the chicks involved are slutty whores & remain fascinated by Mike’s desire to eat other human beings. They view his sick display of cannibalism as a potential source for endless pleasure. Secondly, these chicks want to gloat to their friends & future sexual partners that the one & only Mike Tyson once ravaged their body to the point of immobility (for a few days, that is). How can any guy top that sexual experience?! Seriously.

To all you white girls thinking about laying your naked bods in front of Mike, check out the next few pages to see the love-machine @ work.

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Eva Longwhoria: Ph.D. In Sports Whoring

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NY DAILY NEWS….LLOYD GROVE’S LOWDOWN

THE TWO FACES OF EVA? “Desperate Housewives” manslayer Eva Longoria may or may not be engaged to San Antonio Spur Tony Parker, but he was nowhere to be seen Sunday when she took to the pool at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel with Dallas Cowboys teammates Drew Henson and Keyshawn Johnson. “It was like a harem of athletes around her,” says an eyewitness. “I didn’t see a ring on her finger. She was all over the place in her little pink bikini, flirting with Jason Pomeranc.” [NY DAILY]

Surprise, surprise. I was almost sure she’d would at least hit up a few award shows & possibly swindle an engagement ring from Tony Parker before even entertaining the urge to sleep around with other professional sports figures (behind Tony’s back, of course). It looks like the China trip w/ Tones was enough & now Eva thirsty for more.

I just hope all the dudes looking to jump inside this beaut are double baggin’.

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Juicy Naturals: J. L. H. Vs. Myleene Klass

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Yes, in a world that’s lost somewhere in between two rock-solid, huge knockers, we bring you The Bastardly ‘Oh So Sweet & Cuppable Naturals’ Competition. In one corner we have Myleene Klass & in the other, the reputable Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Even though JLH appears to be bit butterfacish in these particular snaps, her succulent melons spewing out of her bikini will undoubtedly keep thirsty eyes from roaming elsewhere. As for Ms Myleene ‘Triangle Mouth’ Klass, I’m speechless. She’s simply bangin’ from top to bottom*!

Check out the photos below & help declare the winner.

*I probably said too much.

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