Monthly Archives: August 2005

Mariah Carey: Slutty and Desperate Or Selfless?

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Johnny Vaughn contemplates getting a boobie rub courtesy of Mariah.

We have a battle going on over Mariah Carey (if you haven’t noticed). It’s usually between Tammy and someone else or Tammy & Randy against someone else, but usually involves Tammy one way or another.

Regardless, here’s Randy’s last comment on Mariah:

…and Mariah Carey (Shrilly, selfish, slutty and desperate for any attention, so much so that she’ll do ANYTHING to get it). [Randy’s Comment]

Dee, supposedly someone who’s not a Mariah fan, gives his/her wisdom (directed @ Tammy & the rest of the haters):

IF U’D GIVEN HALF AS MUCH TIME TO FINDING OUT ABOUT MARIAH’S LIFE LIVED THUS FAR AS YOU DO HATING, I STRONGLY BELIEVE YOUR OPINION WOULD DIFFER. OR MAYBE YOU JUST REFUSE TO SEE GOOD IN PEOPLE. [Dee’s Comment]

Dr. Condoleezza Rice Takes It Off For Maxim!

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If Condi got some implants & extensive dental work, she’d be rockin’!

Can you believe all these bastards are trying to convince the world that all the attacks by middle easterners on western soil is not , in any shape or form, linked to the war in Iraq or Afghanistan?! It’s truly baffling.

Also, while we’re on the topic of politics, I just want to say that Robert Novak is a guilty whore. He’s fully aware of the fact that the world knows he was caught giving Karl Rove a blowjob*. You sick, sick bastard, you.

Ok, I must admit, the blowjob reference was a little over the top. My apologies to the elementary & middle schoolers.

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On the Political tip …

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To bring more credibility to the page and quite frankly a little more than screaming teeny boppers complaning about who said what about their favorite “Pop Idol”, I have decided to at least once a week talk about our most favorite celebrity. Yes that is right … Ladies and gentleman our own, George Dubyah.

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Maddox Jolie: The Pimpdaddy Has A Daddy

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The Sun reports that the three-year-old was heard asking for his ‘daddy’ at a photo shoot. A source told the newspaper: “Maddox shouted, ‘Where’s my daddy? I can’t see my daddy?’ Crew members were truly taken aback that he was referring to Brad as ‘Daddy’.” [Digital Spy]

While Maddox’s real daddy withers away due to hunger & disease, his mommy’s latest sexual conquest adds further confusion to Maddox’s already crazy life that involves everything from jetting around the world for UN missions to watching Angelina make her latest action flick. In a few years when Maddox is a little older, we’ll finally find out whether this little guy’s a complete genius, f’d up or a dangerous combination of both elements.

One thing’s for sure though, Maddox will be every girl’s gift from God. The guy will have money, fame, & an amazing personality that, among a long list of other things, understands poverty on a global scale. Let’s just say he’s not going to grow up to become a male version of Paris Hilton. If he can somehow survive the hypocrisy that exists in his immediate social circle, Mad can screw becoming tagged the “rebellious son of Angelina Jolie” and actually make a tremendous difference in the world (while getting a taste of hot women all around the globe, of course).

While we wait, here’s a photo of Mad sportin’ a Ramones Tee. Dude, this little guy is solid!

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Celebrities In Their Childhood: Cute To Freaky

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These pics were grabbed from Eat Liver’s extensive collection of celebrity childhood photos. Check em out when you have the need to slack off.


Demi Moore (my God!) & Angelina Jolie.


Jean Claude Van Dame (craziness!) & Michael Jordan


Anna Kournikova & Courtney Love (before she did crack, meth, weed, acid & heroin)


Christina Aguilera (before she went into her ‘I want to be a MILF who looks like Marilyn Monroe’ phase)

Gisele Quits Cigarettes & Starts Weed

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I used to hate oysters because they’re slimy and disgusting looking. But
then after I quit smoking I tasted it one time and I’m obsessed with it now.
I wanna eat three dozen, five dozen. I don’t know what to do. They’re
delicious. I love them, especially the Kumamoto ones. [SF Gate]

If not weed, definitely crack. For those worried that Gisele will now blow up into a fatass, has-been hottie, worry not, my friends. Gisele’s supermodel status pretty much guarantees that she does a few lines at least once a week & when was the last time you saw a fatass doing coke?! (Kelly Osbourne is the sole exception to “fatass doing coke” rule.)

Before I close, I would like to say that Leonardo is another lucky bastard for getting a piece of Gisele’s boney ass (in her prime). Let’s just hope that having sex with Gisele is a little more entertaining than fucking a couch (whatever that’s like) b/c I’m pretty sure that overly sensitive supermodels don’t have crazy sex like our Angelina or J. Albas.

Ok, here are a couple more pics of Gisele doin’ some poolside stretching.

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Bastardly Interview: Sasha Singleton

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Photos courtesy of Sasha Singleton

Where do I start with Sasha Singleton? She’s synonymous with import modelling. She’s one of the import model pioneers that newcomers to the industry idolize. Reena Vasquez named Sasha as one of her role models in her Bastardly Interview. I know she’s heard it a million times but her mixed ethnicity, exotic look exponentially increases her level of sexiness and keeps the boys coming to Hot Import Nights. What hasn’t Sasha accomplished is the question we should be asking. Miss Hot Import Nights…check! Magazine covers…done that! Playboy…damn right! Calenders…oh yes! Television…yup!. Spokemodel…uh huh! Hot website…oooh yeah!! Bastardly Interview….yes, yes y’all!!!

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