Now, who was it that said Tara couldn’t act? Just look at the emotion!!
I know Drunk Reid has been the butt of all too many jokes as of late, so in an attempt to keep riding the wave, we bring you a couple snaps just before she did a few keg-stands @ some party in Italy. You go girl!
For those of you who are cool enough & have an exclusive subscription to OYE Mag (Open Your Eyes), you’ve probably already feasted on Carmella Decesare’s super hot layout. Even though the woman was drugged up one night & convinced, by God knows who, to get a crazy, monsterish boob-job, I think she’s looking absolutely amazing.
Judge for yourself below.
When did the slutty swimsuit with big belt & jeans fall into formal wear? Maybe it’s just code for: “I’m a whore, sleep with me & leave in the morning before I awake.â€?
To give Michelle Bass (UK Big Bro) the benefit of the doubt, it’s highly possible that she was in the pool when she suddenly received a call from her friend to hit up a party in London. Since Michelle is not one create drama & force friends to wait on her ass, she just slipped on her jeans over her bathing suit & topped it off w/ a huge ass belt she found on the way out the door.
Anyway, here is a couple more of Michelle w/ Emma Greenwood (UK Big Bro) alongside.
What has the world come to? We’ve suffered through suicide bombings to London subway bombings to now, disruptive & deadly cockfight gernading.
Is there no end to the terrorism?
There wasn’t any fighting, we just heard two explosions all of a sudden and everybody left. [Gabe Alvarez summin’ it up, ABC News]
There’s still no word about the professional cocks. Let’s just pray they made it out alright.
A little off topic, but does anyone know of a good place in Costa Rica to watch cockfights? Possibly some shady place in San Jose?
2nd from the left. ow!
Howard Stern exposed me to so much about everything that’s considered dirty & evil that I don’t know how to thank the bastard. That’s why it’s a real pity that his show will no longer air on E! b/c it’s by far some of the most entertaining stuff on cable! You gotta admit, the guy has some pretty hilarious interviews w/ some big name people & when he can manage to mix boobs & interviews, you literally have a dangerous combination, in terms of entertainment value.
Well, since Howie is Jewish & in the mood to make some dough (don’t blame him), he’s moving to On-Demand SVOD (Subscription Video-On-Demand), so all horny patrons can get a taste of the show in its naked, raw format. I personally think that Howard will slowly move into porn & his show, as we know it today, will no longer exist. Let’s hope it’ll be for the best!
I know none of you read that (bastards), so here’s a larger photo of the Playboy Evaluation contestants. I really think the second from the left has a chance.
She looks a little manish from the nose down, but that’s just me being too critical.
Britney says that after Madonna introduced her to Kabbalah it helped her to “get rid of a lot of negative influences that were guiding me down the wrong path.
“Whatever your religion may be, it’s amazing what the power of prayer can do. It can even perform miracles.” [Britney, Sky Showbiz]
So when did Big K-Man become the right path?!
It’s an American thing. I’m promised to him and he’s promised to me. Isn’t that lovely? [Joss Stoned in response to receiving a lame promise ring that she apparently didn’t really receive, contact music]
American thing? Has Joss, by chance, heard of Paris Hilton? She’s also an American thing & the last thing I can see Paris doing is promising Male Paris that she’ll not have sex with other dudes until they get hitched (assuming Female Paris can swindle her way into the Latsis family, that is).
I think Joss is simply lost in her own overrated world in which the only people who think she’s hot are random, pedophiliac marketing execs @ GAP & dudes who dig girls who have a gross resemblance to Pink.
Ok-ok, I think I took it a little too far by bringing Pink into the mix. My apologies.
God damn!! There aren’t better photos yet, but hopefully they’ll soon surface. Keep your eyes on this fansite for the latest juice.
Anyway, as you guys eat up these photos, keep in mind that it was recently learned that J. Alba suffered from an eating disorder when she was younger. Considering how she’s 23 at the moment, I’m gonna assume Jay was around 15 when she suffered from the disorder. So all you sexy mommas contemplating skipping a meal or two, take my word & go full force! You have a chance to look amazing, make tons of money & run around the beach w/ a guy named Cash. What else could you ask for?
While Cash is on our minds, I’m gonna have to say that the dude is by far one of the luckiest guys in Hollywood (while his temporary stint w/ J. Alba lasts, of course). Even after his relationship ends, he can live w/ the fact that he got a piece of Jessica Alba in her prime (son of a bitch). Since Jessica Alba has scandalously surfed peniseseses galore all around Hollywooood, I’m sure she’s a total freak in bed. Damn you Cash, damn you!
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