Paris Posing: The Whore Walk
Girls, before you can sleep around & make a sex tape, you have learn the whore walk.
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I'm going to go against the grain here and say that I kind of like Paris. She's pretty, but not too pretty. She's way too thin. But I watched some episodes of her reality show, and unless it's all an act I get a sense that when she is out of her element and around us normal folk, she gets quiet and tries to be polite and nice. That tells me there may actually be someone inside her who is capable of being a decent person. Not likely that it will ever happen though while she is filthy rich and a Hollywood A-lister.
She's just slutty and trashy. I still wonder why the hell she became famous just suckin' a c*** on a video tape, many women do it for money and nobody really cares.....Anyway, I've read on a magazine some of the things she has written on her diary...like, "do forget things around....so that people will think "oh she's so funny"" and like "do only eat only hamburgers and fries" or "never go to sleep before 3 am, and never get up before 10 am! normally hours are for normal people..." I mean, she's so deep...a real philosopher..
I thought it was "Madge" who got thrown from her horse? Not that it matters. Yet another cocky whore, but I digress...
She should get thrown from horse again. Maybe next time is could disfigure her and humble the bitch.
This women is the epitimony of ameircan decline. When armerica is beggin for the last drop of oil like a heroine junky and we are all house servints for Chineses, we might remebmer "Wel'l always have Paris!'
Len, where's your blog located?!
[oh, I returned from Costa Rica just last night. Have some crazy photos for you people]
My blog started out as my personal space on msn but has turned into celeb trashing and gossip central. I try not to let things get too crazy in there and every now and then, try to do a regular blog but I'm too bloody cynical and sarcastic for that to last. Besides, the current crop of celebs make it too easy for me. It's like shooting Vicodin-dazed fish in a barrel. I have bastardly linked on my space of course since it seems to be the vortex of trash-n-bash.
Greg--in PH's eyes, you ARE a loser! I mean, here you are, wasting your time in COLLEGE! I guess that must mean you actually graduated high school! You probably don't have any time left to shop, party, call people niggers or make porno videos! SHEESH!
I have a little blog highlighting all that is ridiculous in Hollywood and if not for the likes of Paris, LiLo, MK, Britster and Lionel Richie's little skeleton child I would have no material....so in a way I hope the jet-setting freak show continues.
Very small pieces of fabric because she loves to have her ass hanging out, yeech...
She's about two steps away from looking like her stylist is Bobby Trendy!
Not to bag on the lovely Mr. /Ms. Trendy. I'm sure Bobby made a tidy little sum peddling his boho meets cabaret meets flaming drag queen lame ass ugly shit to Anna Nicole (taste for shit) Smith.
her of course.. Man.. I'm thinking of being a designer and selling her some cheap shit for thousands of dollars :-). Grab some cheap frabic..attach them..add some beads and waalaa.. I got myself a sleeping gown made for out doors..notice the beads glimmer when the sun reflexs it :-).
How about getting a (real) job period! This bitch wouldn't last ten minutes in the real world.
In Paris's eyes, she would consider me a loser because I do not party with the "beautiful" people (the Medias opinion, not my own opinion) and I am not rich, yet. I am still in college, senior year, mechanical engineering degree June 2006.
Nevertheless, hey at least I do not have a big old hooked nose, and a lazy eye.
In addition, my eyes are natural born blue. From what I understand, she wears blue contacts because she really has brown eyes? It does not matter, she is still ugly whether she was born with brown eyes or blue eyes, and she should worry less about blue contacts and just get a nose job already. That thing is horrid.
Her fifteen minutes of fame have been extended because she is a serious camera/media whore. She's kind of like a media terrorist, we just can't get rid of this bitch. HOw old is she? She better get a personality pretty damn quick, once that hook nose starts drooping down over her bottom lip and that lazy eye closes all the way, she won't be able to give that shriveled up skinny, skanky ass of hers away.
Interesting theories. Maybe people are attracted to her because they are stupid (obviously!) and also she is attracted to herself and the stupid people mistake this for confidence.
Theory of Attraction
Attraction Theory is defined as the theory concerned with the process involved in attributing causation or motivation to a person's behavior.
Why are so many attracted to Paris Hilton and not Nickie? Many believe attraction is based on people who are more similar to us.
"Reinforcement and attraction are positively correlated, the more reinforcement one gets, the more attraction one feels" (Byrne, 1967). Attraction is based on 3 major factors .
Attractiveness - A woman’s physical attractiveness is a more common factor of attraction.
Proximity – People who become friends (or more) have had the greatest opportunity to interact with each other.
Similarity - Perceived similarity or degree to which we believe another's characteristics are similar to ours is often sufficient to attract us to them.
So, all the Paris-worshippers out there must think they are as hideous as she is. Paris Hilton is no beauty. True, she is thin, but her skanky ho walk reminds me of Ed Grimley on SNL.
Her sister, on the other hand, is no glamour girl either, but she appears to have more of a head on her shoulders and required less plastic surgery to make her presentable.
Remember the cell phone pics? I thought that was way abnormal! Having fun with a camera is one thing, but Paris I'm-completely-in-love-with-myself Hilton is another. I agree---hopefully she will soon fade away. Can't be soon enough!
In regards to #14 the girl in sin City is Jessica Alba who I think every woman on earth is jealous of. She is really pretty and not in a fake I-have-had-so-much-plastic-surgery-and-fake-contacts kinda way. I think the only reason PH is considered remotely attractive by anyone is because she loves filming herself (prime example of just how in love with herself she is) and "accidently" letting the tape get out. To some people they take it as a major sign of confidence that she is so open as to let herself be filmed. I take it as a major sign of having no class or self respect (not because of having fun with a camera but because she capitalizes on the fact that it was "leaked"). Sad display of just how desperate people are to cling to their fifteen minutes, I just hope the PH fad goes away.
There are plenty of better looking, talented people out there: Kate Beckinsale, Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman....
How could anyone possibly be jealous of this tramp? Let's see.....can't finish high school, no intelligence whatsoever, calls people niggers, treats her ugly little dog like a fashion accessory rather than a friend, completely narcissistic, materialistic and shallow.....Yeah, I guess I am jealous too! hahahahahaha!!
What is so pretty about her? She is not pretty. Ya I know, I am "jealous." Whatever, if she looked like Kate Beckensale, of Charlize Theron like #1 post said. Or the dark haired girl in Sin City that did the cowboy striptease, what is her name? Does anyone know? YES, then I would be jealous, and freely admit it. I would not want to look like PH, she si not pretty at all and I hate her nose.
I wonder if paris h. alway wears really big glasses a lot of the time so you don't see her lazy eye that often? Just a thought. Or maybe she did not put her blue contacts in and can't be photo'd w/her real brown eyes. I happen to like brown eyes personally.
Her mother is proud of her because her mother is a whore too! The apple doesn't fall far from the tree as they say. What other mother would be proud of a daughter like this?
I agree with all of you she is a whorish waif of a slut. Still I wish I could consume men the way she does. Sigh...
I can't stand this girl! She has been referred to as 'the epitome of everything wrong in the world' and I would say that is a good way to sum her up. Even if one was not put off by her complete fakeness, shallowness, materialistic ways and racist views, her narcissism would have to get to you. How the hell could anyone look up to this thing?!? I seriously believe she has Narcissistic Personality Disorder though. She takes the term 'self-absorbed' to new heights! The world definitely does not need such selfish individuals. It kills me that little girls look up to this trashy bitch. Thank God I am not a parent.....
Paris hilton = UGLY. Do not find her pretty in the least. Way "hotter" girls out there.
"That's hot!" Guess what big bird, you're not.
when will she GO AWAY- the ONLY reason shes famous is because shes a whore
who filmed herself having sex
i'm surprised she doesnt have an STD or a baby
I think Paris is the worse of the two, only because Nikki is atleast not as fake as Paris. But I totally agree with Cory it's only because oof her parents and their parents efforts and work that she is well known. Otherwise she would of just been an ugly duckling with no chance of turning into anything more.
I agree with you Cory,and I'm too lazy to put my own 2 cents in anyways.
Nicky Hilton looks worse than Paris,though in my opinion.
This girl is so extremely delusional about herself, she thinks just because she has a nice slim body (which she does), fake blonde hair and extensions, fake blue eyes, God knows how much plastic surgery. Which has not helped, ie her rather large nose, lazy eye, pointy features, squared head, tha big hook thingy on the end of her nose. Yet still she *thinks* she is one of the great Hollywood beauties of all time. Go figure. She is a buttaface, I love Charlize Theron, she is a talented and beautiful actress that took a risk and made it on her own merits. I have yet to hear anyone call Charlize a buttaface, ugly, bird nose, lazy eyed, chicken hawk, untalented joke, etc etc. But this is the kind of shit you hear routinely from male & female alike about paris H. Paris, her *looks* alone would not have brought her this far w/out the last name Hilton attached to that hawk like face of hers. And as far as Nikki goes, I wont even go there, she is no great beauty either.