The Osbourne Dilemma

I’m sure Jack loves his sis like any other brother, but I’m also pretty sure that Jacks has had a convo or two w/ Kelly concerning her weight & (excessive) use of makeup. It’s true that daddy made a name for himself by being a total freak, but that doesn’t mean it will work in the same fashion for his entire lineage. W/ him, the time was right & most importantly, the drugs were cheap & readily available.

W/ Kelly?

Well, the bitch is stuck on pills! 60 Vicodins don’t equal an 8-ball of coke or a couple shots of heroin, Kelly. Get w/ the program, woman. If you want to dress & act freaky, you gotta justify it all by taking the right drugs. Either get in touch w/ some professional dealers or get some lipo using some of daddy’s money.

Here are a couple photos comparing the two.

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Chase

Just incase some of you dumb ass fucks haven't noticed more than half of the US is overweight. People are doggin the way Kelly Osbourne dresses? haha, some Paris Hilton wannabe no doubt. That bleach blonde hair and orange skin is fucking nasty. Girls with tats and a unique sense of style are way hotter. Fucking preppy sluts.

Gilmore Yeats
Gilmore Yeats

Jack Osbourne - The Timeless art of Seduction? Tell me he doesn't look like george costanza!

Berka

What are u talkin about??? Kelly is wonderful girl. yes she is overweigt a little, but nevertheless she is really pretty. And Jack and Kelly realy love each other

red
red

both Jack and Kelly have the genes to be really hot. Moms and pops were very attractive in their day. They're still young, and I think they will both turn out fine.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Per link provided by post #17-Kelly is looking HOT!!! She's smaller but not a stick girl. Good for her, curvy in all the right places. Nice to see she didn't overdo it and become a bobble head like her peers.

gloria
gloria

(Sorry, I meant Aubrey O'Day)

gloria
gloria

For some reason, I can't leavea comment on the Aubrey O'Neil post, so I'm just going to write it here.

What the HELL is she wearing on her feet/legs?

Nicole

Yeah, sorry Tammy. That's the first word that popped into my brain when I read your comment.

No, I am not in love with Kelly, I just think some people need to get over the fact that she was fat or is, whatever the case may be.

Antigone

nasty, icky, bloated babies that look the same age as their parents.

S

Jack was chunkier than Kelly to begin with and now they're just equally chunky. He gets credit for having lost weight and she's slammed for not having lost enough. Typical double standard.

ANONYMO

SHE IS A DOUCHE ISN'T SHE?

ForFucksSake

Oh for fuck's sake...the girl is overweight but she's not huge. She has a round face and she'd have a round face if she weighed ninety fucking pounds. True, the makeup is bizarre. But would she really look better if she bleached her hair and starved herself like Lohan or Richie? Or maybe she should be mutilated like Tara "Ignore The Scars, I'm Hot and Drunk" Reid? If you don't find her attractive, don't fuck her. But give her credit for doing her own thing. My two cents.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Jack lost weight and is supposedly in some kind of kick boxing training (?) not sure. In any case, although he looks better after the weight loss, he is still lookin a little flabby. What's up with that? In the photo where he is sitting, his little man boobies are kinda hanging onto the next (smaller) roll, which overlaps onto the next roll. Any kickboxers I have seen are lean and tonned. Oh well, he is a beginner...Kelly should look into Trimspa.

The Maltese Bippy
The Maltese Bippy

Both of Ozzy's kids are disgusting spoiled brats. Nothing good about them. Jack (ass) looks like Elton John's uglier brother in that 2nd pic.

Tammy
Tammy

Nicole...yes, you did spell it correctly. I was being sarcastic though. Thanks for the name calling. I don't know what provoked that but whatever. Usually I get called a bitch, never a douche. I'm sorry you are in love with Kelly and feel that you need to take your aggressions out on me.

P.S. Aaron Carter is a HOMO!

heather

uh well all i can say is that i liked jack at first when he was fat and his i dont give a shit way of thinking and then it got old and i was like dude get a hair cut and put the pizza down! well he did and it has paid off. Kelly take a hint honey do the same! you could be hot too!

glimmer
glimmer

cassandra and onehitter thanks for insights/words,i'm taking notes.... :)

Cassandra
Cassandra

And sex is a pretty good calorie burner ;) Beats the hell out of the stairmaster!

onehitter
onehitter

The moral for the kids should be to lose weight to be more healthy. But when your a kid, you would rather eat junk than be healthy. However, once pussy enters the equation, the motivation factor goes way, way, up. Not to mention that tasty pussy is better than junk food anyway.

Cassandra
Cassandra

There's no moral here, you're either motivated to do something or not. Wether that motivation is more/better pussy, not being made fun of, or just wanting to be healthier and feel better about yourself. It's an individual thing man.

glimmer
glimmer

so the moral for 'the kids'. losing weight for more or 'better' p***y, is more a motivation than losing weight to avoid being made fun of??????

Nicole

Tammy, you douche. Did I even spell that right?

In any case, that is from the window if you're referring to the black marks in the first picture.

I had thought Kelly lost weight... she was looking pretty good.

Tammy
Tammy

Did she get the fuck beat out of her or is that some type of disease from overusing drugs. She look horrible. He on the other hand has done a fantastic job of looking much better then the old Jack. I hope he keeps it up and hopefully Kelly will start to see how it could improve her life as well. She looks like shit!

gia
gia

sure, she is unecessarily overweight, but she has her own thing going on & i kind of like that part of her has that fuck you attitude, this is me take it or leave it. i can understand though why a lot of people would prefer to leave it rather than take it. she needs to ditch the damn corsets as well. she isnt fooling anyone.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Has no one explained to Kelly that dressing up and making youself up to look like a circus clown will not make people not notice you are fat??? There are a lot of larger women who manage to put themselves together quite nicely and look very attractive. Kelly on the other hand, always look like a scarry, demented, angry, ravenous, psycho she clown. Sharon really, can't you do something with this girl of yours?!