Bastardly Top Model: Cycle 5 Winning Picks!

America’s next over-hyped terribly misleading role model

TOO FUNNY!

Dude,

2 of those chics are men for real.

Coryn, totally a dude.

Kim, that cute boy/girl abercrombie androgynous look.. NOT BUYING IT. There's a package in those pants.

Cassandra, pre-pubescent boy, and maybe even that ManJawed model from hell...

This is the season for shock on America's next over-hyped terribly misleading role model.

Millions of young ladies aspire to be catty, anorexic, uber-diva biatches!!

Well done tyra-nt

don't worry we will always love you bellybob ! :)

Coryn looks more like a man than Tori Spelling does. And Sarah's lips are all blubbery when she talks. YES. I admit that this show is my new addiction.

hey tammy. :) ok go to page two since me and len seem to ah notice this jayla person. uh how does she rank on the tammy meter....

re: the random females of the week usually are in bathing suits so it's not a fair comparision is it. ;)

As far as the pics go I think #1 and #3 are good looking. The #2 pic looks like a man in drag. I don't see anything that is jaw dropping on any of them though. I think that the random chicks of the week are hotter then any of these 3. JMO!

but i think someone at bastardly should watch the shows with models. you know isn't there cocaine involved ????

I have no idea what you are talking about as I have never watched the show. I think the whole reality TV thing has been blown way out of proportion. It is nuts, every channel you turn to has some reality show or competition. I stopped watching TV pretty much all together because of it. Just like I stopped watching MTV when they stopped playing music videos. It really is ridiculous!! I mean, who the fuck wants to watch "Dancing with the Stars"? Now isn't there 2 different versions of The Apprentice and one is hosted by Martha (I can't vote because I'm a felon) Stewart?

I think every winner on this stupid ass ahow has been butt ugly. What about that Pig girl? (oh yeah, Eva Pigford or something) WTF?????

that's the same thing i say about football.... *starts ducking*

People really honestly follow this shit?

oh man, coryn & diane totally look like trannies !!

i think nik is beautiful & unique looking. the others are kind of boring looking.

ok looks the other photos. and i'm with len getting on the jayla bandwagon. is this ridiculous of us ??? ;) oh and jayla is just wearing a t-shirt to *swoon* :)

but you know i'll never forget kyle even if i spell her name differently each time i type it. well she gets hmm excited.sorry...oppps....

hmm and there is bre.well the sistah quata may have been met,but come on how many sistahs have you met named bre ??? maybe there is room for her after all ?????

and your typical super hot white chick...always equals being blonde ????? hmm ....

uh kylie has a better.. effect on ah..my eyes than jessica. so thanks for the photo..... :)

kylie lots prettier than so many celebs the bastardly kids list as over rated.so based on that i guess she's already a celeb. :)

but nik seems like safe bet.

hmm i haven't seen one second of the show. and it's not like i'm doing anything important either. ha ha....

from what i've read about tyra on site this site it could go either way ??? maybe she'd be cool with nik winning or feel abit of spite/eny??? unless nik thinks tyra is the greatest than i guess it's ok ??

but whomever wins tyra going to sleep with her boyfriend right??? ha ha...

Without knowing any of the pertinent information (height, whether they can walk, whether they have a flexible look and can do more than one pose, how comfortable they are with being in front of the camera, the public eye etc etc etc etc) I pick Jayla. She just stood out to me. Okay this is ridiculous...lol

My co-workers think I'm on crack.