Paris Posing: Lazy Eying For Stuff Mag

Hey, I can dream right????

Oh great, Tammy! Now Capt. thinks we really ARE.......you know!

WAAAAAAAA, Tammy is mean to everyone, WWAAAAAAAA! Why does she have to pick on everyone??? WAAAAAAAAAAA, don't be mean to Paris Tammy, I'm sure she's nice! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Shut up cry babies. If you don't like the conversation, go somewhere else. GOD! Mommy must have let you whiners suck her tits for too long cuz you all are way too soft. Take some criticism and move on.

Hey, Tammy and Cynthia, can I watch???? I promise I'll be good ;)

I can't get rid of it. I just bought a bunch of spraypaint and gave the beast a new paint job. I also bought a lift kit for it and put on some super swamper tires. It looks bad ass!

Yeah, and you are going to have to trade in that 1978 Dodge Dart for something different. Something that will bring out all the materialism in your fans!

I already do all that. Except that I don't have all my teeth. You know that baby!

Ok, Tammy! You are now famous! Now, to keep you in the spotlight, we are going to have to change your image a little. How good are you at half closing one of your eyes? Can you say the word n-i-g-g-e-r? You have to start carrying a rat--er, I mean chihuahua around everywhere. And stop dressing so normally! Throw your underpants away right now! Pull your dress up (or down) to show your body parts. And practice saying "That's hawt!" Bleach your hair, get colored contacts and an orange tan. And anorexia! Oh, and get a truly stupid look in your eyes (even the half closed one). OH BOY! We will make millions! You for bewing a brain dead whore and me for being your manager/publicist, etc.!! Can't wait!

Anyhow, I had to laugh when I read the posts about Paris being a marketing genius, and how some poor soul admitted to being a Paris fan. YIKES!

Have you seen her in an interview? She has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. She is totally in love with HERSELF! And, at 24, she is quite immature, I suspect, from never having to work toward anything. Working for something is what makes you grow. She is also extremely stupid, I think. Let's face it, how much would YOU know if you dropped out of ninth grade? The girl is not even remotely interested in anything intellectual. Does she even know where New Orleans is? I would bet she could not even find it on a map! (I bet she doesn't even know what a map is!) She is the ultimate superficial person, thanks to her weird parents and her weird upbringing. She is not a marketing genius. She is an attention whore who is marketed by all kinds of handlers who make money off her, and the public is so fucking dumb they eat it right up. What the hell is wrong with people? OOOHH! Ahh! Glitter! Glamor! Riches!! We don't care that she is a slut who calls people niggers and makes fun of hardworking people on tv (like she knows a thing about work at all!) She is beautiful (??) and sexy (??) and RICH! That is all this is about. The girl is wealthy and people are attracted to that because we are a disgustingly materialistic society! This is sad. Wake up people! She wrote in that 'book' of hers to 'only have billionaire friends.' I do not think I have ever read anything that offended me more! Everything I have, I've worked my ass of for it, and I am extremely proud of that hard work. And along comes some brain dead whore, who knows absolutely nothing about where money comes from or how hard it is to earn it (unless you are a rich whore) and tells people to only hang out with billionaires! HA! So all of you retarded fans think she would waste one minute of her superficial ass with YOU?!? Our society is truly fucked!

Then go take some ex-lax!

One more thing...I am constipated and that is why I am so grumpy.

What's even funnier is that this thread is supposed to be about Paris Hilton but at least half of the posts are regarding me. I am famous! I love you Cyn...I can't wait for our next congical visit! Ooh La La!

Nah, I doubt Tammy "double posted," as she put it. She was in a hurry and/or forgot to change the text on #285 before she could tell us all how her new friend "Haily Storm," thinks she (Tammy) is the most wonderful thing on this board. And she hit *sound off* too soon. Now Sybil is just trying to cover her tracks. She got busted.

Gotta go now Sybil/Tammy, don't have time to play a game with you today. Have the last word, you know you want it Sybil.

Careful Cyn, the Tammy Hater will now accuse you of being someone else I made up as a fake screen name to come to my defense so it "looks" like I have friends when I really don't. Mostly because they hate me so much they can't fathom the thought that everyone else doesn't hate me that much too.

Wow! You people are insane! Almost 300 posts and half of them make no sense. and yeah, while I am here, I will come to Tammy's defense. She is not fat. She is thin. And she is my lesbian lover from prison. I forget how many kids she has with Billy Joe Ray Bob. Hell, I forget how many I have with him! I just yell at them all day, while I am sitting in front of the tv watching General Hospital.....

Polly, I think you are far too obsessed with talking about your sex life. I know I don't want to hear about it anymore. Go back to your masturbating you weirdo!

Yes, this is fun. Let's play Tammy Imposter!

Tammy has all kinds of new "friends" to play with her today it looks like. "Sybil," ha ha ha, that is funny one guys. It gets funnier every time I see it.

You are right...I love to make up fake friends and talk about college classes. I have nothing better to do. I can't believe that you would find it so hard to believe that I am not as hated as you would like to think. It seems to me that you are the Tammy imposter, that likes to make up all the fake entities to make it look like I am more hated then I really am. Quite silly really but have at it I guess!

Looks like Sybil/Tammy's *friends* are coming out of the woodwork now folks to defend her crazy ass, AGAIN. Prepare all; it is going to be a bumpy ride. One more thing Johnny/Tammy I personally thought "Mr. Walsh's" comment was better than any of your *two’s* shit I have read thus far. It looked fine to me also. By the way, *my Maziratti does 185, I lost my license, now I don't drive.*

(Do not even ask me how to spell the name of that damn car, I drive a Ford Explorer.)

Leave “Mr. Walsh� alone, he is a rock GOD!!

So you are basically saying that Paris and the people she hangs around will bring about the total distruction of this earth and there is nothing we can do to stop it? I kinda figured.

Paris as one person? not much..in fact she's pretty useless all around...but paris' and the people that she has influence over (the youth that hold our future)? I just hope she's not *that* popular..because we (humans) as a populatio have already reached our carrying capacity for this ecosystem so everything we are doing right now makes a much bigger (think BIG) impact than it ever has...she is so wasteful and materialistic, two things that make a horrible combination..

As well, I have a greater understanding of the living world because of all the biology I took, but I rarely use my chemistry knowledge..I just had to take a lot of it for my undergraduate...organic chemistry was hell...most of the kids in that class were going to med school and were very anal and stressed out and then there was me, who wanted to study the environment and climate changes etc. sittin there thinking "wtf am I doing here?!"...thank god I'm good with memorization...

Johnny, can you use your Environmental Biology skills to tell us what Paris' existance on this earth will do to the environment?

That is really really weird because I made the first comment, then it never showed up. So I redid it and it never showed up either. Then all of the sudden they both show up at the same time and it looks stupid. Oh Well I guess!

I never cared much for my Micro-Biology nor my Chemistry classes in college. They were not my strong suit, I think mostly because I just couldn't get into it. I understood it fine but I just had the mentality of "why will I need this"? Same goes for my Anatomy and Physiology classes. My line of work is science but I have no use for these classes when it's all said and done. I had to have alot of Chemistry credits to do what I do and I bet I wouldn't remember most of it if I were tested right now.

Chemistry was not my strong suit in college. I think mostly because I just couldn't get into it. The worst part is that I had to have alot of Chemistry credits to do what I do for a living. It took everything in me to force myself to do the work. I never got lower then a B in the damn classes, I hated them all the same though.

Like that'll come in handy for the Bastardly...

...I recieved my B.S. and MSc in Environmental Biology...alot of good it did for my spelling huh? Ah, what can you do, I guess that's what friends are for, where you fail sometimes they can pick up the slack and vice versa...if you ever need help with straight-chained carbons or micro-organisms...

Aw shucks..

Johnny, notice I didn't correct you on the spelling of grammar, although I did notice it. I go easy on people I like.

...and Tammy, congratulations! I believe that these morons have helped you reach the status of "Infamous Bastardly Master"...wow, I get nervous around greatness...how does it feel?

Holy crap, I was agreeing with Joe and just metioning the grammar because *I* thought the readability was poor...it wasn't a huge thing so get over it folks...or do you need a bandwagon to jump on? I can handle it if you do...

I was too busy typing my last post and didn't see what Polly just wrote about me (#264). I'm glad that you are in love with me but I am not a lesbian so I apologize that you took it as I wanted to eat you sexually. I meant that I want to fowl like a bird, not foul like that smell of your snatch. I apologize if that confused your little bird brain.

GGR...I have quite a fan base. I am honored that my name comes up all the time. Yes, I am a real bitch. I love it that people feel the need to impersonate me and talk about me constantly. I know I am not well liked but I don't care. After all, my sole reason for being on here is to speak my mind. I'm sorry if I offend but I am not out to be a sheep and say whatever makes everybody else happy. I am my own entity and if Polly wants to think I make up different screen names for amusement, all I can say is... So what if I did, even though I don't. I like being me and that's all that matters!

To PWAC; I do not know who Tammy or Sybil is. But I am Girly-Girl rocks. Tammy does not seem to be very liked on here, so trust me, I would not want to be her. Girly-Girl actually pays homage to another poster on a different site that I saw recently who is named Girly-Girl, and she was funny as could be. So I just added on the "rocks" as a compliment to her, this is only the 2nd/3rd time I have used it, I will not use it again after this, because even though I added a word, it is not really my name. She was just funny as hell though, that's all there is to it. Sorry for any confusion I may have caused.

Polly, I am hungry for some fowl. Why don't you come over here so I can eat you? I can also have some clammybeans as a side. How does that sound?

I have a mansion forget the price...aint never been there they tell me it's nice!

Ya I know there is a typo in my title, it is still there, don't care. Please don't let the *grammar police* come after me. BTW "Johnny" it is GRAMMAR, not grammEr. People who live in glass houses...

Joe said: “I go to parties sometimes until four; it's hard to leave when you can’t find the door."

I think that "Joe Walsh" is more readable than most of the crap on here. Read fine by me, since when are you the resident English teacher? Besides, you need to cut ol' Joe some slack there “Johnny." He probably still has some toxic chemicals floating around in his system dating from back in the 70's. It is a wonder that man is still alive.

Yes, I do agree though, Paris is not pretty.

Look at me for instance...I have tons of morons on here writing to me because I am not only the sexiest woman alive but I am smart and kind as well.

Johnny, I found Joe Walsh's grammar and readability was just fine. I completely agree with the comment as well! (I love Joe's music too)

I also wanted to point out that even if PHil was more attractive LOOKING; many would still find her to be a homely woman due to her attitude, love of herself and herself only, and complete superficialness! Attitude has alot to do with making a person attractive or not.

Joe Walsh...on grammer and general readability, I'd have to give a D+ at the most, but on your arguement and backing of that arguement, you get an A++...I totally agree, dankbean is really just reaching for a reason and left with nothing.

hiya every 1 u ok soz i havnt bin on here for ages its coz of skool az got in da way :( so u ol ok gud gud luv yoll loadz nicole

Valentino is RIGHT, she is NOT pretty. She is kind of homely w/her nose and other assorted strange features. In addition, people around the world over that do not like her are not necessarily ugly and/or jealous of her. I know plenty of attractive men & women that do not find her attractive but have no PROBLEM whatsoever admitting if some other Celebes is attractive. If dankbeans theory were correct, people would not find Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, SI's swimsuit models beautiful. They are all rich & beautiful, why we are not *jealous* of them and calling them, ugly and making fun of their bird nosed & retarded eye, which is actually brown. We would all be so jealous we could not see straight. However, I have no problem admitting the aforementioned women are gorgeous...but not PHilton. I simply would not state she is beautiful because I do not find her to be. Many people do not find her attractive. she is not what I would, and many people would call a beautiful woman. She is on the homely side.

Since I have nothing else to do and I am bored...I thought I'd do something I haven't done for a while...

Aaron Carter is a HOMO!

"EYELID PTOSIS" is a redundancy, Einstein.

I personally don't really care about Paris H, but there's just something about her l-a-z-y e-y-e that just bugs me.......

For the last time-- her eye is not a lazy eye nor is it a "droopy eyelid" She has EYELID PTOSIS people- recognize!

OphthamologyX, thank you for sharing that you're impotent.

>>Pay attention to me because I is a VERY impotent person! Paris’s’s’ eye is droopy because she is a BIG DUMb doopie loopie!