You might think he’s kinda ugs, but you have to admit, the guy definitely has got some crazy staying power. Anyway, ever since Michael Jackson, I haven’t rated another dude on the site, so here we go!
Oh, before you dive in, please keep in mind that the Bastardly Rating System (BRS) ranges from 1 to 10. 10 being someone we’ll eventually see in heaven (fingers crossed) & a rating of 1 (God forbid) being Michael Jackson after he gets into the boxing ring w/ Mike Tyson. Ok, here goes nothing.
* + 3.45 - Mr. Z is a pimp, so for his sheer pimpness, he earns around 3 points, but other than that he’s probably one of the most unattractive mofos in the entertainment biz. He’s not just the most unattractive, but he’s the most unattractive brotha rockin’ the hottest booty in the biz. He is the quintessential example of how a man with money, power & status can get any booty his heart desires.
* - 1.50 - He looks like Beatlejuice (guy made famous on Howard Stern).
* - 0.25 - He also looks like Dr. Dre. Dre isn’t has bad as Beatlejuice, but still bad, nonetheless.
* + 2.00 - Getting a piece of Beyonce in her prime. Amazing.
* + 1.00 - Not Michael Jackson scary
* + 0.50 - Pimp (persona)
* - 0.25 - Nose & lips. It’s not his fault really, but we if he can trim these babies down a few inches, it’ll do wonders for him.
______________________________________
* + 4.95 TOTAL - Relative to those previously rated, he’s better looking than: Asslee, Lisa Marie, Michael Jackson, Macy Gray, & Kimberly Locke, so Jay Z’s doing pretty good for himself.
View All Photos ›
this one is simple & nice.!
Hi My Name Is ivavcv.
ILIKEE JAY-Z, BUT HE IS U.G.L.Y!!!!!! HE MUST BE BRAKING BEYONCE'S BACK 4 HER TO BE WITH HIM. ITS NOT THE MONEY, CUZ SHE GOT HER OWN. IT SURE AIN'T THE LOOKS. SO IT HAS TO BE THAT HE IS MAKING HER "LOSE HER BREATH" IN THE BEDROOM.
JAY-Z'S kewl and Dr.Dre's kewl 2....but as for micheal Jackson...sCRAY!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL....
...
..
..
...
LOL
BYE
LOL
BYE
no he's ugly
Jay isnt a ugly guy: it was all hype that people bought into with nas and cam sayin so. Im a guy and im not a fag, but come on there so many ugly guys that play on the NBA, but since jay-z is out being a rapper and is peg as ugly
and its kind rasist callin him a monkey so many ppl look the way jay-z does: theres nothing wrong with the way he looks: but hes a monkey..... he aint ugly you know whose ugly lil weezy jd jermain dupri: they look like rats and nobody is saying there butt ugly
jay-z is tha man
HE IS A MAN U DONT EXCPECT HIM TO HAVE PINK CHEEKS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. LET THE NIGGA BREATH. STOP JUDGING HIM ALL THE TIME, Y"ALL ARE JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. Why is it that all the racist assholes find the Bastardly site? Do ya think maybe the kkk.org site is down or something?
VDaddy, I think, is Chewbacca. A seventh grade boy sitting at home because he's been suspended or expelled or something.
And Marc Anthony is one ugly Mofo!
Ha ha! Good one Tammy.
Speaking of Taco Bell - vs - Marc Anthony - vs - Paris' rat dog. Do you see the connection there? huh huh???
Well, it was Taco Bell so you saved me from 3,000 calories.
Doesn't he look a bit like Paris Hilton's rat dog? (Sorry Harvey about your lunch)
I caught the end of the Marth Stewart Apprentice Knock-Off on Wednesday night and there is a guy on there that looks just like Marc Anthony. I would shoot myself. YUCK!
Yeah, but spare us the photo please. You just mention the name Barf Anthony and I lose my lunch. Oh God, I'm reminded of a certain off-key duet in spanish not too long ago at the Grammys.
Moe, this is frickin hilarious. How about some more ratings....like that Barf Anthony that Jennifer Lopez married?
I'm on it...see ya later.
And I didn't find you yet, but I was looking...what should I be looking for?
It says Tammy's Corner and the picture is green colored if that helps any.
I have to jet, I'll most likely stop back in at 12:00 pm..it's 7:30 am where I am...anyways, have a fun day, I'll talk to you later!
I weigh 500 LBS. and I am 5' tall. tee hee!
Did you find me on there?
Sounds more like some tough love if you ask me, but hilarious none the less...
Did you read that rating? Isn't that hilarious. These chicks send in their profiles and ask us to rate them. I sometimes am speechless. Truly I am. I almost thought that one had to be a joke when I was reading through the archives.
There's nothing wrong with speaking your mind...I think that some people that come in here don't realize that everyone else has an opinion too, I beleive that thought process comes from severe immaturity. Bloody kids...
Looks like something I'd rather veg out to than crappy t.v., thank you...I'm going to bookmark that for later. I'm probably going to take off in another 10 min., my stopping in here may get a little sporadic in the coming weeks..looks like my Deviance in Society class is upping the workload soon...
Harvey and I are cool now. He says he wasn't the only one doing it and I want to believe that. I'm just glad it's over with. I really can't believe that I'm that hated by so many people though. I think I'm nice if you get to know me. I just am a little high strung and outspoken, that's all.
...I'll most likely have another crazy day today because I have an eye appointment to get more contact lens'...thank god it's friday!
Debo...Have you ever been on my website? We rate chicks. Click on my name then click on the archives at the top. I think of January 12th 2003 as one of my favorites even though I wasn't doing ratings back then. If you click on the Rate this Chick link it shows the current one being rated. I am in the Pirates Pub with my rating. Tell me if you like them. I think the older ones are especially hilarious though.
I had to make it to an exam and then the rest of my day was dedicated to a volunteer meeting, then taking my dog for a walk, then going on a 5 mile run, then doing some homework, calling my friend Claudia to explain than I'm not avoiding her-just been super busy, then more homework, then vegetating in front of the tele, then bed...probably more than you needed to hear, but that's it in a nutshell...I see that Harvey is on the burner here...what's the deal with him, are you guys cool now?
Good morning debo. How are you today? I am so happy today. Tomorrow is the day I have been waiting for all week long! YIPEE!
I agree, Syphillus didn't deny his swizzle stick smelled like that, he basically confirmed it. Too Funny!
Where did you take off to yesterday?
And why the hell would asking folks to rate a dude constitute them being jealous of that person...maybe they just want to know other people's opinions? What a bitch!
Hahahahahahaha...looks like VD admitted to his afflicted, diseased and smelly penis up there...I am so sorry I missed out on that one, oh well...fucking funny though...
Bastardly dude must be jealous of Jay-Z because the guy's freaking rich and gets respect so the bastard's got to do some fake rating of J. What a bastard.
For all you cats that listen to mix tapes and think that's ALL there is too it...WAKE UP!!! Jigga's used LINES...LINES not whole ryhmes from other cats and so what!!! he's got more material than 90% of the rappers out there. The brotha steps aside.. now everybody wants too talk greasy...Wait for Oct 27th!!!!
VD may also stand for Very Dumb. Either way he must have used up all of his computer time for the day and had to go back to his cell. It's probably time for a head count or something like that. Either way...bye VD!
It took Genital Warts 20 minutes to write that. Again, he can't spell correctly. What an idiot!
VD. get a head start and leave now. jackass.
You know someone’s truly ugly if a tux or gown can’t help them out
Prince Charles?
TAMMY...MY OTHER 9 FINGERS ARE IN YOUR ASS, OBVIOUSLY...
DEBO, YOU SAY MY PENIS SMELLS LIKE A DEAD HOMELESS PERSON?
YOU MUST HAVE SNIFFED IT THROUGH YOUR JAY-Z SIZED NOSTRIALS, WHILE TRYING TO SWALLOW MY SWORD...
HAHA...PECKER-LIPS!!!
WHY KEEP TRYING??? YOU ARE THE GRASS HOPPER...I AM THE MASTER....
IF YOU WANT MORE ABUSE, I HAVE ABOUT 15 MINUTES BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO MY SPELLING BEE COMPETITION...
I'll be back later kids, tell VD I said, "thanks, but no thanks" and keep it real all.
Sure, Jay's got a couple of large, distinctive features stereotypically associated with being black, but I happen to think he's a talented, well-groomed, handsome (well, handsome in a suit) kind of guy. You know someone's truly ugly if a tux or gown can't help them out and Jay definitely passes the tux test. Heck, I've been told I have a "big honkin' nose" by a few stuck-up white people and I'm considered white; so that blows that stereotype out of the water. Fortunately, my nose is a good 1/3 the size of Jay's. My mom often jokes about something going down in our great-great-great-grandfather's cotton field (kinda tacky but probably true) because all of us kids look unexplainably mixed.
Sorry guys, didn't mean to interrupt the name calling. Carry on!!! :D
Yes, and I can put my foot behind my neck. I'm quite flexible. Elrod likes it alot!
It took VD 12 minutes to write this -
DEBO….THE PENIS I SCHOOL YOU WITH IS QUITE LONG IN LENGTH THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH!
Heaven forbid he type something longer then his penis or tries to use a big word or something. It will take even longer and we'll be here for hours waiting.
VD is kind of like our court jester, a good distraction so shit doesn't get too serious...
and not everyone is as talented as tammy. she can type with fingers and toes, like a monkey.
like i said. just my $0.02. hey, if you volunteer, that's awesome. and you're right, you weren't in that last conversation, now that i think about it.
It takes VD an average of 12 minutes to complete a sentence. Seriously...check out how long it takes him between his posts. Illiterate or he only has one finger to type with? I don't know but he is very slow!
..it might be long, but you may want to see someone about the fact that it smells like a dead homeless person...seriously
VD started it! hahaha
DEBO….THE PENIS I SCHOOL YOU WITH IS QUITE LONG IN LENGTH BUT AS SKINNY AS A SWIZZLE STICK THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH!