Ratings - Jay-Z

There aren’t too many positive things I can say about Jay Z (from a superficial standpoint, that is), but I would like to say that Jay has got his head on straight. He’s not like these dumbass white boys (JT, Ashton, Nick Carter, etc) who swing for older or crazy bitches when they could be attached to the hip of a hot 22-year, Brasilian bombshell!!

  • rockeramy1979

    Bummer…..now I’m hungry for some fried rice.

  • dankbean

    he may be ugly, but he makes a nice sneaker. and he’s definitely got style.

  • Tammy

    Skankbean…you are back. Amy’s heart will be filled with joy!

  • Tammy

    Amy, how ’bout beans instead of rice?

  • debo

    I kinda like Jay-Z, sure he’s not a looker, but he’s got personality that makes him seem a little more pleasant…yea, I know this is going to give me some heat, but I’m okay with it.

  • dankbean

    ok. before i get ganged up on, i’m not here to fight. but i’m …..also…..a ………fan……..
    of JayZ, and was just curious what else you have to talk about ……..don’t bite me!

  • debo

    His music is a little predictable, but I think he’s o.k….and alot better than Paris *hooker* Hilton…

  • jen

    I like Jay-Z. He is a smart business man. I also like most of his music. So what if he is ugly? At least he doesn’t seem to pretend to be something he isn’t.

  • Tammy

    Why would you catch heat for that debo. The only people that may something bad about your comment are ignorant racists and their comments don’t matter anyway. Rave on…

  • Tammy

    Like P Diddy or what ever he is calling himself these days didn’t steal riffs from other bands when he first started out????

    (Every breath you take)

  • dankbean

    i talked to beonce on the phone once. true story.

  • debo

    He’s up on the down-low. hahaha…

  • dankbean

    well, when p diddy does it, it’s obvious, and he doesn’t try to hide it.

    jayz caught a lot of shit because he was just using other people’s rhymes, with his own beat, and not saying anything about it. when people caught on, he all of a sudden went mute on the subject.

  • debo

    I would say almost all popular hip-hop is created out of recycled tunes, but the artists that are worth something make it thier own and give it a new meaning or style….the cheap knockoff artists *puffy* make it sound like an over inflated version of the original…

  • Tammy

    I see…I don’t follow this type of stuff at all. I really don’t care about it. I just know that he sang a song called “Dirt off your shoulder”and that he’s dating Beyoncé. I only know that stuff because of my teenage daughters. I pay attention to what they watch and listen to. I’m too old.

  • Tammy

    i talked to beonce on the phone once. true story.

    You mean when she called in to order a pizza and you took her order?

  • dankbean

    damn tammy, are you the world’s worst woman hater or what?

    shhhhit.

  • dankbean

    fat asssssss

  • Tammy

    No, I don’t hate all women. I think Betty White is pretty nice.

  • vdaddy

    HEY TAMMY, A SONG FOR YOU…TRY TO IMAGINE J-LIPS CRUSHING BEATS TO THIS ONE…

    “IF YA HAVIN LIP PROBLEMS, I FEEL BAD FOR YA GIRL”
    “I GOTS 99 PROBLEMS, BUT MY LIPS AIN’T ONE!”

    “HIT ME!!!!!!!”

    HAHHAHAHAAAAA! HEHEHEEEEE!

    DEBO, I ABOUT PISSED MY PANTS AT YOUR POST! I BET YOU RIDE THE SHORT BUS TO SKOOL…..
    OH YEAH…IT IS V-DADDY…AS IN, I COULD POSSIBLY BE YOUR FATHER…
    WIZZORD TO YA MOTHA!

  • debo

    …dankbean, you’ve got to understand…some just expect more out of other people than looks and one-liners. Looking beneath the flash and money and beauty and wanting more than that…um, what do they call that…oh, substance, soul…you know?

  • Moelicious

    The short bus~!!

    hahah. I love it.

  • debo

    Hey VD, I hate to try (and most likely fail) to burst your dilusionary bubble, but the whole “I know you are but what am I?” retort hasn’t really affected me since, um, never…sorry.

  • debo

    …and the bus I take to school is quite medium is length thank-you-very-much…

  • Tammy

    HEY HERPES, A SONG FOR YOU…TRY TO IMAGINE YOUR DADS LIPS AROUND YOUR COCK TO THIS ONE…

    “I’M HAVIN BRAIN PROBLEMS, I FEEL BAD FOR ME YAâ€?
    “I GOTS MENTAL PROBLEMS, BUT MY MOMS HOOCHIE LIPS ARE HUNG!�

    “HIT ME CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!!!!!!�

    HAHHAHAHAAAAA! HEHEHEEEEE!

  • dankbean

    debo. just to be the devil’s advocate, and not to start a fight….just my two pennies…..but who are you to judge them?

    put yourself in the spotlight for a sec…..would people think you are “everything you could possibly be”, or however you want to put it? at LEAST admit that all you’ve read in the source and the newspaper and MTV.com is not ALL the man is……

    it’s like yesterday, people were criticizing celebrities for not donating enough $$$ to charity. so …. how many of you have actually done that yourself?

    do what you want….but if i win the lottery, i’m keeping my money for myself and my family and friends….the rest of the world can go fuck itself, because i don’t remember it doing any fucking favors for me.

  • vdaddy

    DEBO….THE PENIS I SCHOOL YOU WITH IS QUITE LONG IN LENGTH THANK-YOU-VERY-MUCH!

  • Tammy

    admit that all you’ve read in the source

    VD Can’t read, he’s obviously quite illiterate!

  • Did you read that rating? Isn’t that hilarious. These chicks send in their profiles and ask us to rate them. I sometimes am speechless. Truly I am. I almost thought that one had to be a joke when I was reading through the archives.

  • debo

    Sounds more like some tough love if you ask me, but hilarious none the less…

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  • I weigh 500 LBS. and I am 5′ tall. tee hee!

  • debo

    I have to jet, I’ll most likely stop back in at 12:00 pm..it’s 7:30 am where I am…anyways, have a fun day, I’ll talk to you later!