The Nicole Richie Weight Loss Program
Drinking two Grande Mochas in a single sitting may be hazardous to your health
So there you have it, kids! If you drink Starbucks, you may lose up to 50-75lbs—instantly!!! Nicole was on the other stuff for years & she just wasn’t happy with her plump figure. It was a figure in which she would mope around all day long in conservative dresses & try to surround herself w/ somewhat ugly “friends,” so that, through the process of relativity, people would think she’s hot. Naturally, she became tired of hiding & it was then her search for a cure began…
Then one day, out of the blue, one her “friends” handed her a Grande Caffè Mocha (yes, Nicole paid for it). She saw the light! Yes girls, it was @ that defining moment Nicole Richie saw the light @ the end of the Fat Tunnel. Even though Nicole had just awakened from a 15-hr nap, following 2 manicures & a simple back massage (let’s just say, she was well-rested), she sipped the mocha with great apprehension as she was made aware of the drink’s great, weight loss powers.
The Result: Within only 3 weeks (yes, only 3 weeks!!) of that first, awkward sip, Nicole started seeing bones she never knew she had!
The Question: Do you want count the bones on your sexy body?
The Answer: Head to a Starbucks today & get ready to count some bones, baby!!!!!!!!!!
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