Bastardly Halloween Costumes: Janet Jackson

Aaaw. Janet looks so cute after she put on 30-40 lbs. I love those Cheetos-filled cheeks, too!! She should get a special Grammy for working all year long for getting into shape for her Halloween costume.

…But what the hell is she supposed to be?!

  • Tammy

    I can’t find that turkey drumstick I was gnawing on earlier.

  • Tammy

    Chewbacca…come over here so I can pet you!

  • Harvey

    Check between your thigh rolls.

  • Tammy

    Thanks Harvey…I found it!

  • Harvey

    Is Elrod there to lick up the mess?

  • jonjon823

    eeh that’s just gross. I hope she got a Coupon deal on that one