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Kate Moss is my friend … I think it’s like everybody is being bad to her.
It’s not the first time it has happened in the world … it’s really like a vendetta. [Naomi Campbell, USA Today]
Just what Kate needs! A former crack whore to lead her Official Comeback PR Team! I wonder who’ll be second in command? Donatella Versace?
Angie with a little meat on her bones.
If Jolie really cared so much, was really a genuine humanitarian, we wouldn’t know about it. We wouldn’t know how much of her paycheck she donates to charity (you say she donates 5 mil of a 40 mil gig, what’s the percentage? 8% Most Christians donate 10% of their earnings, so that makes her LESS humanitarian than the majority of this country). We wouldn’t know about her show to “promoteâ€? charities. [Mad Reader]
That’s what one out of roughly 500 commenters said in our last post on Angelina. Christians donate because their religion calls for it & even then, I really doubt the majority of this country donates 10% of their bloody income. Seriously, man. Which cave do you live in?
We got a former pastor & current pimp like Joe Simpson who whores around his own daughter by talking about her juicy boobies. You think a guy like him donates 10% of his income?
Anyway, here are a few photos from a photo shoot Angie did in back in the days. Enjoy.
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I feel that I’ve really disappointed people. I’ve disappointed everyone who came to my wedding. I’m disappointed in myself.
I don’t know exactly what happened and when things started to go wrong. [Tori Spelling apologizing to family, friends & fans for divorcing Charlie Shanian, Female First]
A few questions come to mind…
1. Since when does Tori Spelling have fans?
2. Also, since when do money grubbing acquaintances deserve to be called friends?
3. And lastly, who the hell married Tori Spelling?! My God. I’m so out of it.
I was supposed to do this last week, but work got the best of me! My apologies.
So without further ado-do, here are my top 3 picks to win it all (in order, of course). In order to do this, I don’t need to watch any show or read any articles. I base it purely on my overly superficial ability to judge people.
In the number one position…
I love being with her. She makes me a better person. [Ashton on Demi, Access Hollywood]
No, no Ashton, you have it totally wrong.
Ashton, you fail to see that Demi is merely using your ass to feel young. Ash, dude, get your head out of Demi’s wrinkled ass & smell the 20-something beauties on exotic beaches all around the globe. It’s a pity that you’ve become attached to the kids & now feel that you must take it a step further by marrying their mommy (a woman who could also be your own Mommy)!! Do you have any idea how your own mom feels about this?! It’s a slap on her face, bro. You had a choice to remain Uncle Ashton, but no, you folded your cards much to early in life. I hope Demi condones adultery b/c you’re bound to crack in 3-4 months.
The same goes for bloody JT w/ Angry Cameron Diaz. He better watch his mouth & not propose to that evil Jokeresque bitch. She’ll eat him alive when the inevitable divorce rolls around.
Image Via WSJ
Saw this in Wall Street Journal’s new Weekend Edition & really enjoyed it. Scott Rudin is truly brutal. Here are a few excerpts.
He says he fired a legally blind assistant more than once “not because he was blind, but because he wasn’t good enough at the job,” then rehired him because he felt guilty seeing the man standing at the bus stop outside his window. Another former assistant says he was dismissed for bringing the wrong breakfast muffin. [WSJ Weekened Edition]
If that wasn’t enough, check this:
The assistants’ tasks are by turns glamorous and mundane. On occasional Saturdays, the weekend’s on-call assistant — a rotating position — has stood outside a Times Square theater, waiting with tickets in case Mr. Rudin wanted to attend a show. (If he didn’t show up, the assistant could use them). Former assistants say they have handled chores such as returning videotapes, dropping off dry-cleaning and picking up rotisserie chicken. But they can also find themselves in Hollywood meetings with the likes of Nicole Kidman, Jude Law or Jim Carrey.
After this quick read, you’ll be convinced why Scott Rudin personifies Hollywood royalty! I’m sure he has slept w/ far more hot chicks than Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel (if he weren’t gay, he would get plenty of women) & Richard Gere (manwhore of Hollywood) put together! True that’s saying a lot for a fat, bald guy, but as we all know very well @ the Bastardly, superficial love always follows the fattest wallet!
I can’t believe Christopher Knight is getting a piece of this woman! That lucky son of a bitch! Peter Brady won the real prize in Surreal Life, but I would’ve still loved to see Ms. Curry go w/ Verne Troyer. Now that sex video would’ve been hot! I guess, ultimately, Verne would’ve been disappointed since he’s only used to sleeping w/ a minimum of two playmates at a time. Damn bastard.
Anyway, back to the dress @ hand. It shouldn’t come as a surprise since Adrianne is merely keeping pace w/ the latest trend in Planet Superficial by finding creative ways to show off the bod w/out being totally neckid. You gotta love it!
Adrianne’s dress has one flaw—rather than having cheap looking transparent windows on her dress, she should’ve opted for real holes that led to her skin! This would’ve provided Chrissy Boy easy access to the nipple & various other parts of Ade’s sexy bod. All I’m sayin’ is that if you’re gonna ho it up, you might as well go all the way, right?
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Practicing in China
I gotta admit she looked hot during the US Open (photos to come later), but the amount of credit this girl gets is beyond me. True, she’s better than most of the chicks on the tour, but that doesn’t mean she has to be treated like a fucking Goddess, either.
She’s an ugly slap on the face to the everyday Ruskie Hottie.
