Posts from July 2014

The Tyra Show: Desperate Breast Exam

When will Tyra realize that she’s a hasbeen model & she can never be as rich as Oprah? She’s now resorting to having her boobies felt up by good-looking docs. What next?

In terms of ratings, the season isn’t starting out too hot for Ms. Bigheadanks.

Three days into the new season in syndication, and based on the metered markets, the news remains cautiously optimistic for NBC Universal’s Martha and Twentieth Television’s Judge Alex, but notably disappointing for Warner Bros.’ The Tyra Banks Show. [Media Week]

And Media Post, another industry publication, gives a much harsher analysis.

Syndication’s other high-profile rookie daytime show-Warner’s Bros. Domestic Television Distribution’s “The Tyra Banks Show”-came in as a more typical syndication show-under delivering in double-digit percentage for advertisers, according to media executives. For stations, the show-for the first three days-averaged a 1.3 rating-23 percent below last year’s 1.6 ratings for the same time periods. [Media Post]

No worries for Tyra fans, Top Model is extremely successful from all measures, so we’ll be seeing Tyra’s galaxy-size ego on display for a bit longer.

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Kate Moss Cocaine Public Service Ads By Dior

Is this Dior’s version of damage control or a genuine attempt to attack an ailing problem @ its rapidly beating, coked-out heart? I’ve always believed that cocaine use has been a little over-the-top in the fashion industry.

Just look at bloody Donatella Versace, for God’s sake. She looks like she just exited a fucking 12-round boxing match with Mike Tyson—and lost (miserably). Then again, she also looks kinda clay-figurish too, but either way, my point is that she looks really fucked up. She has done coke ever since she was like 10, so go figure.

Ok, my apologies for that minor digression into Donatella’s coke-filled world. Let’s return to these Dior public service ads for a sec. Although I think it’s a good idea to inform the millions of middle-class chicks, who religiously pick up fashion mags to admire endless photos of ultra skinny chicks, I don’t think Dior is attacking the problem @ its root. The root, mind you, is the fashion industry itself. The coke-induced fashonistas—everyone from the gay stylists to the fucking Chihuahuas carried around by 5’11″, 23lb chicks are @ the root of the problem. On that note, let’s end w/ a little Kate Moss.

I want to apologize to all of the people I have let down because of my behavior which has reflected badly on my family, friends, co-workers, business associates and others. [Yahoo News]

Oh, and here’s one more ad.

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Bastardly Interview: Kaila Yu

Photos courtesy of Kaila Yu

So I didn’t tell Kaila that she was my first import model crush…yup, can’t deny it…I remember Import Tuner!!! It was this pic that made me a fan…and now I got to do a Bastardly Interview with her!!! Sorry folks, but the modeling has taken a backseat to the launch of her true passion of singing. Be sure to check out KailaPop.com and take a listen at some of hot tracks….and you can’t forget about the original KailaYu.com for even more heat!

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Angelina Jolie @ 'Peace One Day' Premiere


Angelina in red. Yum.

My God. Damn you, Brad Pitt.

In other news, Brad Pitt, since he has a little free time on his hands, remains persistent in his dire attempts to insert himself into Angie’s life by enrolling into flight school. Yes, potential death wish, but we wish him best of luck as he tries to earn more sex-with-Angie points. I don’t blame you, bro.

Also in the process of becoming Angie’s little bitch, Brad has managed to befriend Billy Bob Thorton. Why, you ask? Well, he discovered they have the same sense of humor. Sounds like a deep friendship in which Brad will pay Mr. Thorton for his priceless sexual consulting services in hopes of ultimately making Angelina orgasm (or at least make her want to have sex with him more often).

While Brad works his mojo, here are a few more hot photos from the premiere.

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Lil' Kim Goes to the Big House


Dressed in her best inmate outfit, Lil’ Kim heads to the Federal Detention Center in Philly.

Today begins a new saga in my life, which I expect to strengthen me and allow me time for reflection. I am blessed to have so many great things in my life: family, friends and God. [Lil Kim, NYTimes]

May the big, lesbian women have mercy on Ms. Kimberly Jones.