Posts from July 2014

Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Sex It Up On The Beach (Again)

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Even though I have no idea what the hell the guy does, I gotta give Cash Warren props for bagging a hottie like J. Alba. Seriously, man. The guy is in sexual heaven every freakin’ day of his bastardly life.

I think I need to change my name into something like “ExtraLongPenis” or something b/c the name is obviously a large part of the get-into-bed-or-into-the-ocean-naked-with-hot-chicks equation…

Once again, damn you, Cash!

Here are a few photos of the two on the beach.

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Nicole Insect Richie Joins A Gang

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Ok, bad joke.

It appears as if Nicole’s returning from a vigorous workout session. The big question in the gossip world these days is: How much weight does Nicole Richie need to lose before she falls over? What’s the official over/under, anyway? Considering how she’s around 85lbs, I’m betting she’ll bite the dust somewhere around that elusive 45-55lb range. Once again, time will tell…

Apart from that, why is Mischa hanging out w/ Insect Woman as of late. For some reason, Mischa’s hotness level substantially rises when she’s around Nicole. She also looks a little chubby (no joke), but considering how she’s standing next to an anorexic camera whore, I’m not all too surprised.

Here’s another photo of gangsta Nicole & a few others of Nicole w/ Mischa.

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Posing Paris: The Backside Attack

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Here’s your daily dose. Enjoy these while they last…

Few know this, but rumor has it that Paris Hilton loves anal. I’ve heard it from many partygoers in LA, but what more can you except from a girl who has lost sensation in all the other places on her sexy bod?

The Odd One Out: Kelly Osbourne

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In an older post we quoted Mommy Osbourne venting about Paris Hilton.

I was at the Teen Choice Awards with Kelly and little girls were screaming over Paris Hilton. A fucking piece of scrawny old grizzle who’s only famous for sucking cock in a home-made porn video. My kids are good role models. [contact music]

Why is Kelly suddenly going to the darkside? It’s possible that sitting in the kitchen & in the drug isle isn’t doing much for her career as an actress & musician, so naturally, she’s tagging along w/ socialites (whores) who have a proven track record for success.

So what does all this mean?! Will she soon become anorexic by dropping 250lbs to ultimately look like Lindsay, Nicole & Mischa? Will she, God forbid, release a sex tape in which she’s blowing some random photographer with big muscles?

Only time will tell, my friends…

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The Beverly Hillbillies II: Britney Spears Is A Mom

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Let the public breast feeding begin!!

Since there are no photos of the baby boy, let’s make a few guesses as to what type of photos we’ll soon see of this lucky baby, who’ll get to bite into all that the superficial life has to offer. (I still think Maddox & Zahara are a bit luckier since they get to experience the highlife w/out all the Hillbilly bullshit that Sammy-Joe or whatever name he gets will soon experience in the Federline household.)

Here are my Top 3 Photos that we’ll soon see (all surround the theme of public breast feeding sessions):

1. Britney breast feeding Bobby-Joe on Rodeo drive while shopping w/ her mom, her baby sister, a couple friends, Kevin & her body guards (she’ll be on the move)
2. Britney breast feeding in her car or on a park bench somewhere while Kevin enjoys a cig less than 2 feet away
3. Britney breast feeding newborn on the deck of her yacht while eating Cheetos & drinking a Caramel Macchiato (with extra caramel)

Ok, make sure you comment w/ your photo guesses!

Gaylijah Wood's "I'm Not Gay" Campaign

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Thanks to Tammy for the pic

Tell us something we don’t know, Elle.

Rumor has it that Elijah Woods has hired a NYC whore (from what I’ve heard, they don’t come cheap) and is cruising around the nation trying convince the masses that he’s not gay. Just because he humps castmembers (on the red carpet), makes out w/ guy friends (in the trailers) & wears super tight jeans & Tees that read, “I love cock & so should you!” doesn’t mean he’s gay or bi-sexual.

Elle, I believe you*, but what about this guy?

*Not really.

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