Monthly Archives: September 2005

A Disgruntled Richard Sandrak Fan

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A kind Richard Sandrak fan (the 10-year old kid w/ all the muscles) emailed us recently requesting that we take down the post. Actually the Richard Sandrak part of the email lasted a couple lines b/c soon thereafter the chick dived into her issues w/ her ex & his new girlfriend.

How old is this chick, anyway?

Read on…

Hiya this is XXXX, i would like you to please get rid of that forum about Richard Sandrak please it is rediculas and also he is a good kind caring trustworthy friend so please could you get rid of that forum of Richard Sandrak…

ok here is something about my ex boyfriend his name is Stephen England, his nick name is Ste, he is 17 now… will be 18 on januaray 19th… he has a car and all so yeah he can drive well anyways… he has got this new girlfriend called Rhiann, and she is running / controlling Ste’s life she is choosing his friends for him, saying who he can talk to and not talk to and all… she has deleted my phone number off his mobile and said to him that he is not aloud to talk to me and about me… i have got a photo of them i will attach it in file thing… well anyways i text Ste she reads them and deletes i tell ste on msn when she isnt around and he says he has no messages and also she came on msn talked to me and all and i told ste and he never knew a thing about that all his history chat files / folders have been deleted… so she is keeping secrets from him… but he isnt aloud to do to her he isnt alout to talk to me or what ever … me and my mates have tryed to get it into his head that Rhiann is controlling his life… choosing his friends and all for him… he is going to get a flat and live with her soon!!! omg he does not understand / we cant get it into his head that she is controlling his fucking life! 9sorry for my language) please do not mention my name on this!!! well bye! oh yeah and also he hardly knows her i have been with him 3years 4months and i have known him longer i known him longer than that of course and ste and rhiann hardly know eachother and they are already planning on getting a flat together he also told me he still loves me and helen (this girl he fancies) and rachel… i told him he needs to get his life sorted out and he agreed… i do not love him as how i used to before… i have a boyfriend of my own now i just want the best for my ex as he is my best friend aswell also is like a big brother to me lol… anyways bye now xxx

Bastardly Interview: Aubrey O'Day from Making the Band 3

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(Photos courtesy of Aubrey O’Day)

Diddy is a genius! How do you follow up the fine quality entertainment dysfunctional family we knew as D-A B-A-N-D!?!? You have a new season of Making the Band featuring all hot and talented girls! Brilliant!!! I’m not being bias when I say that Aubrey was the most consistent and talented (not to mention hottest). Now that they’re back to filming we wish the best for Aubrey but before she left we got a chance to do a Bastardly Interview with her! Now don’t be fooled by any of those fake Myspace, Livejournal, etc pages claiming to be her. We got the scoop straight from the source and take note that if you want to get the realest info about her be sure to check out her official website!

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The Osbourne Dilemma

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I’m sure Jack loves his sis like any other brother, but I’m also pretty sure that Jacks has had a convo or two w/ Kelly concerning her weight & (excessive) use of makeup. It’s true that daddy made a name for himself by being a total freak, but that doesn’t mean it will work in the same fashion for his entire lineage. W/ him, the time was right & most importantly, the drugs were cheap & readily available.

W/ Kelly?

Well, the bitch is stuck on pills! 60 Vicodins don’t equal an 8-ball of coke or a couple shots of heroin, Kelly. Get w/ the program, woman. If you want to dress & act freaky, you gotta justify it all by taking the right drugs. Either get in touch w/ some professional dealers or get some lipo using some of daddy’s money.

Here are a couple photos comparing the two.

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2005 Midsummer's Night Dream Party @ The Playboy Mansion

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Ow!

God damn! Our short-term goal is still to get invited to one of these parties b/c Playboy rocks! I hope someone @ Playboy just read that & will soon email here to let us know when we can fly in for the next party. Once we experience a night or two @ the mansion, we will endlessly plug the magazine for years to come.

Ok, moving on to the photos. Two of our favs were unfortunately MIA this special night that involves everyone to dress in ‘lingerie or less’. Of course, I’m talking about Hiromi Oshima & Jillian Grace. I guess both beauties were too busy playing suckie-suckie with various Hollywood elites & therefore couldn’t make it to the party. Even though our favorite bombshells were absent, there was still plenty of eye-candy to be tasted, so enjoy the photos below.

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Dumbass Hillary Duff Fans Fight Back

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Props to Em for this one.

People on The Hillary Board are either really stupid or extremely ignorant (or a combination of the two). I’ll let their lame comments do the talking.

Commenter, hilfan4ever1107, writes:

their just stupid and jeulous. they have to find sumthing to make fun of becuz of their boring lives..well thats if they have 1. just dont listen to them.. the only difference of her teeth that i really c is that they r whiter [Hillary Boards]

Bastardly Translation: I’m totally in denial, but you gotta admit, the teeth are much whiter! Right?

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Classic Album Covers: A Pictorial

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Over the years my music interests have wildly changed from rap (The Chronic & Doggystyle were my first CDs) to punk rock (for a year or so, I was a punk groupie) to mellowed out Pink Floyd to even house music (and I don’t even dance, for God’s sake).

As lame as this will ultimately sound, but it’s pretty obvious that, over time, my musical tastes changed as I changed. Regardless of the genre, music, in its most raw form, has always been something I truly enjoyed whether it was listening to a single album on repeat for 6 months straight (done it multiple times) or catching a certain band’s every show (within a 600-mile radius). I am total freak, I tell you! I’m so wildly passionate about my music that I won’t think twice about driving endless hours just to catch a 30 minute set of my favorite band (Mapquest has jacked me many times).

Ok, I think I’ve said too much. Below are a few album covers that have caught my eye over the last couple years of Interneting. Enjoy.

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Bastardly Best Of…Top 10 Commented Posts

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The Top 10 commented posts really goes to show how lame this blog has become. Let’s take a look…

As you’ll notice, fucking whorebag, Aaron Carter, owns the top 5. Damn you Aaron Carter, damn you. Go to hell, you son of a bitch.

Aside from the Aaron posts, please check out some of the other entries that might be of your interest.


Costa Rica update: Today, we’re scheduled to be in Puerto Viejo & will hopefully venture to Manzanillo or Punta Mona during the day.

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