Posts from July 2014

2005 Midsummer's Night Dream Party @ The Playboy Mansion

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Ow!

God damn! Our short-term goal is still to get invited to one of these parties b/c Playboy rocks! I hope someone @ Playboy just read that & will soon email here to let us know when we can fly in for the next party. Once we experience a night or two @ the mansion, we will endlessly plug the magazine for years to come.

Ok, moving on to the photos. Two of our favs were unfortunately MIA this special night that involves everyone to dress in ‘lingerie or less’. Of course, I’m talking about Hiromi Oshima & Jillian Grace. I guess both beauties were too busy playing suckie-suckie with various Hollywood elites & therefore couldn’t make it to the party. Even though our favorite bombshells were absent, there was still plenty of eye-candy to be tasted, so enjoy the photos below.

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Dumbass Hillary Duff Fans Fight Back

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Props to Em for this one.

People on The Hillary Board are either really stupid or extremely ignorant (or a combination of the two). I’ll let their lame comments do the talking.

Commenter, hilfan4ever1107, writes:

their just stupid and jeulous. they have to find sumthing to make fun of becuz of their boring lives..well thats if they have 1. just dont listen to them.. the only difference of her teeth that i really c is that they r whiter [Hillary Boards]

Bastardly Translation: I’m totally in denial, but you gotta admit, the teeth are much whiter! Right?

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Classic Album Covers: A Pictorial

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Over the years my music interests have wildly changed from rap (The Chronic & Doggystyle were my first CDs) to punk rock (for a year or so, I was a punk groupie) to mellowed out Pink Floyd to even house music (and I don’t even dance, for God’s sake).

As lame as this will ultimately sound, but it’s pretty obvious that, over time, my musical tastes changed as I changed. Regardless of the genre, music, in its most raw form, has always been something I truly enjoyed whether it was listening to a single album on repeat for 6 months straight (done it multiple times) or catching a certain band’s every show (within a 600-mile radius). I am total freak, I tell you! I’m so wildly passionate about my music that I won’t think twice about driving endless hours just to catch a 30 minute set of my favorite band (Mapquest has jacked me many times).

Ok, I think I’ve said too much. Below are a few album covers that have caught my eye over the last couple years of Interneting. Enjoy.

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Bastardly Best Of…Top 10 Commented Posts

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The Top 10 commented posts really goes to show how lame this blog has become. Let’s take a look…

As you’ll notice, fucking whorebag, Aaron Carter, owns the top 5. Damn you Aaron Carter, damn you. Go to hell, you son of a bitch.

Aside from the Aaron posts, please check out some of the other entries that might be of your interest.


Costa Rica update: Today, we’re scheduled to be in Puerto Viejo & will hopefully venture to Manzanillo or Punta Mona during the day.

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