Google Declares Paris Hilton "Blowjob Queen"

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 14

I’m getting all teary eyed again.

Out of roughly 2mil results, the Bastardly is the second choice for potential bastardly readers in search of the person who’s the Queen of giving blowjobs. Now what does that say about our readers? Well, for one thing, they favor quality—not only great quality, but the best!

Now that leaves one unanswered question: What exactly does that say about Paris Hilton?


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BoBo
BoBo

I heard when she got pulled over for her DUI the cops couldn't get her to stop blowing when they administered the breathalyzer test.

POOP

ME SO HORNEY!!!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

right.......like anyone is surprised?

and the herpes thing?! all the $$$ she has and she'll never get rid of it... PS i LOVED what the editor from vanity fair said about her not being allowed to attend his party!!! oh yes, and Mr Valentino himself called the hiltons "white trash...the hiltons?...they have nothing" i LOVE it!!!!

YourJustJEALOUS!
YourJustJEALOUS!

well, why are we surprised? all her "dates" should hi tail it to the clinic cuz we ALL know about her herpes now!!!!! aaawwww, paris, did you think money could REALLY buy your way out of EVERYTHING?! actually, its sad, all that money and NO CURE FOR HER PIZZA PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve-o

Judging by the gibberish Nicole wrote, I think she is also Lisa. wHat iS Up wiTh tHesE IdiOtS WhO wrItE POstS LikE ThiS??!! Horrendous spelling , and I guess they think the thing with the caps and lowercase interspersed is cool. It looks stupid. Oh, and about Paris, she is quite the skank. Her former freind, Nicole , is as well and reminds me of an insect. Both of them are no-talent sluts and should just GO AWAY!!!!

SKC
SKC

Nicole is an idiot, it must suck, pun intended to be in the minority of the general populus that thinks PH is attractive. Stupid little girl you are, what are you 10, 11 maybe? What do you want, to grow up to be an UGLY, "inside n out," lazy eyed bird nosed slut? Your mommy & daddy must be so proud. Just like mommy & daddy Hilton.

Nicole

Paris Hilton is the best. Quit calling her a skank just coz shes made sum mistakes. Guyz r the biggest man whores eva lets pick on them!!!! Collin Ferral for example said he would bang every girl in hollywood....lets bitch about that slut and stop pickin on Paris coz she is gorgeous and beautiful inside n out.

Cassandra
Cassandra

Uhm...I think it says that she's a cum guzzling whore.

PH = big bird nose
PH = big bird nose

Congradulations! (She is nothing but an ugly lazy eyed whore anyway.)

vdaddy
vdaddy

CONGRATS...THAT IS A HIGH COMPLIMENT...(GOOGLE)

I'M GOING TO GET HIGH SOON TOO, OFF SOME TASTY BONG HITS...

X-Ray

Definitly some of your best work! Ahhh yes, but doesn't that material almost write itself???

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

KUDOS, TO THE BASTARDLY!!

It says this about Ms. Hilton: Paris Hilton is a skeevy skank of the nth degree, she's a non deserving fame whore with the face of a vaginal wart. It also says that somebody should shoot this bitch dead, a.s.a.p.

Scrumpy
Scrumpy

Congratulations!

As to the question, "What exactly does that say about Paris Hilton?"

Exactly what we all know. She's had more pricks in her than a second hand dartboard.