Posh Spice: Attention Whore Who Loves Balls

On a whim, I googled "ugliest fucking sweater" and this was the second hit.

It is well deserved. I demand Posh Spice apologize to knitters and bobble-makers everywhere.

question: she gave birth right,. but never saw any pics of her pregnant. normally when a celeb has one in the oven, pics of her belly etc are all over the mags and shite that they feature in..but posh? never! either cos she looked totally minging when pregnant which is very likely, or she never was. someone else gave birth. perhaps this mother was paid a fortune to keep it underwraps..hmmm.

Love this Posh photo, thanks for recycling it

She's the only one in the universe who could wear this sweater.

She's hot!

I'd hit it.

ugliest sweater i've ever seen

If those are tumors on her sweater, I think they're infected.

Is her sweater made of tumors? Fucking nasty!

i wonder where did she store her kids during her pregnancy...i doubt they were very comfortable..unless she had that lady carrying her bags carry her kids too...

she is very, very pretty and rarely does she have a fashion misstep but DAMMMMNNNN that bitch is TOO skinny! she could gain like 15 pounds and look tons better. banging hipbones, anyone??

I agree with Nemo. I have a sad feeling that atrocious garment costed more than my car

She's gorgeous, I want her shades!!

also i forgot to add that she looks a lot liek paris hiltons ex paris the greek..seperated at birth maybe?

the balls are weighing her down so she doesnt get blown by the wind.cant u see shes too weak to carry her own bags.=)

She has a snooty looking nose. I think it points up at us all.

i would like to see this sweater on someone that wasn't considered as 'tradionally' attractive. wouldn't that be more interesting ???

David's a busy man and therefore its probably the closest thing to a set of balls she's going to get near to judging from the amount of women who claim they have screwed her husband.

Her husband earns about US$1 million per week. Surely he could afford to get her something that doesn't make her look like a demented Christmas tree.

Wait a second. She's labeled slutty and whore because ...why? She has no history of sleeping around. Now she may be talent-free and have some weird clothing choices but I object to calling her names that are baseless and ones we don't give to the male gender. I agree that she's wearing one silly ass sweater but that doesn't make her a slut.

Think how much that horrid thing must have cost, too.

That sweater is fucking obnoxious. Was Posh concerned she wasn't being quite objectionable enough during her daily whore stroll about town? The wearing of that garment fairly screams, "LOOK AT ME DAMMIT! I MEAN EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME!" Watch your ass, Paris. You have competition for the title of, The Planets Most Loathsome Bitch Alive.

the sweater does distract from her horrendous implants. it also makes her look even skinnier if possible. if she wasnt so damn rich or married to such a hottie i may feel sorry for her & her ridiculous sense of style & addiction to plastic surgery.

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yeah her sweater is ugly, but I think she's pretty hott

It looks like her vacuum puked up all the dust bunnies and colored lint it collected onto her sweater.