Hopefully this will serve as some sort of redemption for the E.T. & Mischa Barton Body Double from last week.
At first I was going to do a Bastardly Matchup, but I opted for the Body Double instead. It’s not everyday you can find one of these, alright.
This is one of those 30-feet away double-takes b/c apart from having a suspiciously similar name, Mary Cary does carry* a little of the real Carey’s umph inside her (unfortunately). If you shave a cup or two off Mary Cary’s boobs & convince her to have sex with everything that has money & power—forget the Body Double—I think we’ll have Mariah’s twin (God forbid).
Since obviously you’re slacking off, I’m sure you’ll have a few secs to check out more pics of the two below.
*For all our readers who are currently in 9th grade English (yes, we have a sad-sad demographic), that’s my example of alliteration. Use it in class & make your teachers proud.
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Someone has been stealing my shit
Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I hate the world and all you guys. I hate the world and all you guys. I hate the world and all you guys. Your opinions all suck and you have no idea what you are talking about. Your opinions all suck and you have no idea what you are talking about. Your opinions all suck and you have no idea what you are talking about. You all suck.
Sincerely,
Zerockas
HELLOW YOU IS VERRY GOOD
I love Mariah. All of you a just jealous haters and you know it. I woman with looks and a beautiful voice. GreatestMariahfan and unknown are right. The rest of you are suckers!!!!!!!!!!
mary carey is by far hotter than mariah carey. Mary carey is fun,. hot , and sweet. stop talkin shit people
Oh, I get it LAURALY, I did not know...
Mary does a show on Playboy TV called Totally busted, it's kinda like punked, but with naked people. They play jokes on people, one time they were pretending to be naked gas station attendants and they often make people think they are going to score w/ really hot chicks and then scream " You're totally busted on Playboy TV!!!" ---- Busted....she can come play a trick on me and I can spank her hot little ass, get it?
MARYCARYSBIGGEST FAN, you are a dick. LAURALY, I do not understand...
I WANT MARY TO COME BUST ME SO I CAN BUST HER.......
If any of you knew ANYTHING else about Mary you wold love her as much as I do, yea shes a porn star, but she also f-ing hilarious, Mariah is just a worn out magpie waiting for another rapper dick to come along and buy her a new set of cheekbones---Oh yea... and you're all TOTALLY BUSTED!
GreatestMariahFan, you said it! She is the ultimate best! Nancy, she looks awesome still!!!
Mary Cary has NO neck at all in that first picture.
Mariah looks damn good for 35. Mary is just a whore. Fuck everybody except for Unknown. Mariah has the best body on the planet. Deny it if you want to, you know it's true. Mariah is beautiful and sexy for her age. Mary looks like trailer trash. Mary's boobs are fake. We all know this. That brunette is a slut too. She's wayyyy uglier than Mariah. Mariah is no where near a slut. She only had sex two or three times. That's not a slut. Mariah is the most beautiful. Everybody knows that. Mariah is and always will be the best.
I just love Mariah so much. She is truly the best.
NO! TAMMY, GET THE FUCK OUT! Your inane comments ruin this blog. You are pathological. WTF is wrong with you? Is it the formaldehyde fumes? You are NOT welcome here. You have been REMOVED. Remember writing this?:
"Its really funny getting people banned from Tbe Bastardly. Tell
Moelicious,Moe(Asshole)Hi!"
Go back to that shitty 'Bite me' site, and stay there.
I think Mary had some work done on her face recently. It is an improvement but not by much. I think they are twins separated at birth, they are both always fondling themselves and showing their tits and ass at every opportunity. Like two fucking dogs in heat. They're both so skanky and gross.
mariah actually looks the best i have ever seen her in those pic, but thats not saying toob much. mary cary looks different to me, did she lose weight or something?
two sides of the same coin......
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!!!!
Missy and don't_label_me are sluts.
F@CK U ALL!!!!!!!!!
i agree with missy.
they're both sluts.
They should make a sex tape together!
"...convince her to have sex with everything that has money & powerâ€â€forget the Body Doubleâ€â€I think we’ll have Mariah’s twin (God forbid)."
Umm isnt' Mary Cary a porn star Whore Slut? If so then she may have reached Mariahs Twin Status already.
Mariah looks pretty tasty... like beans!
the brunette in the second picture is far better looking than both of these bitches. interesting tattoo as well.