Ashlee Simpson #20 on Billboards Top 100 Singles

Bastard Kanye West is currently topping the chart, so we’ll see how high Ass’ ‘Boyfriend’ gets.

I haven’t had a chance to buy her latest album yet, so I can’t really do a proper review. I knew a lot of Ass fans come on here expecting great reviews of ‘all-things-Ass’, so my apologies to our under-12 crowd. Maybe if her whorebag father, Joe Simpson, can manage to wring Ass of yet another album, I might prioritize the album higher than some other things on my shopping list like toilet paper, window cleaner, socks, etc.

On that note, when will the music industry take a turn for quality? I think all musicians should be force-injected with heroin, so they can step out of their current state of mind & possible stumble upon something worth listening to. No pain, no gain, baby!!

Now for a pic of Ass giving an interview (arranged by her pimp (daddy)).

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EugenioKC

Where do i get a nice template like yours?

QFDouglas

Where do i get a nice template like yours?

RRTerry

Where do i get a nice template like yours?

BNDavid

Where do i get a nice template like yours?

brothersam

Her seemingly smug attitude is rather annoying IMHO. She might be a beauty in the sense that Gabriella Sabatini is one with an ample beak blah blah blah but not quite up there with her I don't surmise.

Anyway wouldn't be terribly embarressed to hang out with this chick in any event though.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF, GMAVQ...

You just HAD to add that message to Tammy. I adore you more each day.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

don't_label_me - Don't worry your pretty little atheist head. You didn't capitalize 'God', ergo it doesn't count. They still won't let you through those pearly gates... *Whew*

"Huggy Joe" Baa Ha Ha Ha!

Tammy ~ You're still an illiterate slag with a bad boob job and the space you continue to pillage on the planet is tragic. I hate you.

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Good God another walleyed simpleton. I was scrolling down the page and those eyes came crawling slowly up my screen... YAAAHHH!!!!

I thought it was a Halloween joke but no. T'is only Assley.

Her pa is a total, total, utter, complete PIMP. And I mean MACK DADDY KING SIZE FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE BIZZLE PIMP. Ugh. I'm going to call him Huggy Joe from now on.

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

god i hate that whore, i hate her so much she made me say god and im an atheist.

PH = big bird nose
PH = big bird nose

she has a beautiful face…. that can not be denied…

DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIEDDENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED,DENIED, DENIED, DENIED, DENIED!!!! How was that Mr. Joe Simpson/Wassip? Your standards of beauty are quite low. Neither of your sluts, I mean daughters, are beautiful. Especially Ashlee. And Jessica has a big ugly bump in her nose profile. But she is still better looking than Ashlee, not that that is a hard thing to do. Gia #7 is right, you can walk through ANY mall in the USA and see better looking girls than The Simpson Sisters, and The Hilton Sisters too.

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Tammy, Does 'Maria' know you're polluting her name by using it with your wreckage?

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Moelicious ~ Awesome call re the body lanquage/foot position: 'A. Sign of potential bullshiting / insecurity (or afraid she might be asked to sing)'

Very astute!

Gia
Gia

oh yes , watch me deny it ...she has a jay leno butt chin & a hawk nose. i am sorry my "beautiful" standard goes a lot higher than any simpson. you can go to any mall in the midwest & find a cuter, sexier blonde teenager.

wassip

she has a beautiful face.... that can not be denied...

Maria
Maria

Didn't cover the nose though...

wassip

she is so pretty...

Harvey
Harvey

Thanks for covering the chin.

Katie G
Katie G

ashlee GO AWAY, i didnt like her BEFORE her lip sync "scandal" on snl & i sure as

hell dont like her now. the ONLY reason shes in the spotlight is because of her sister.

she has no singing talent, she is just a product of the music ind, she is proof that you

dont need talent you just need a hollywood connection & tons of cash to make it

did anyone she her on larry king(ryan seacrest filled in for larry) with pimp daddy joe,

i only caught a few mintues of it.