Marcia Hines: Ex-Queen (Or King) Of Aussie Pop

In your deepest, manliest voice, say hello to Marcia Hines. For all you non-Aussies,http://www.comicgenius.com/DiscoFever/disco_profiles/marcia_hines/marcia_hines_profile.htm”> Marcia Hines was Australia’s first diva in the 70s & now makes a living as a judge on Australian Idol.

With her deep roots in the music industry, Marcia showed face w/ all her special effects @ this past weekend’s 2005 ARIA Awards in Aussieland. Did she steal her clothes off the set of Coming to America or what?

Being a Diva doesn’t give her the right to look like Wesley Snipes in drag. Why is it that every black woman who looks remotely mannish resembles bloody Wesley Snipes?! The guy is cursed, I tell you.

Here are more pics of Marcia pimpin’ the Aussie Trannies in attendance. Ow!!

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Heino

I wouldn't fuck that with Jodie Foster's dick!

Nicole

eewww i hate wat Marcia chose 2 wore...its soo gross. Its just that its unflattering 2 her gorgeous figure! Oh well each 2 their own.

Keemee

Look at the foruth picture... Her armpits are rippling... Eewwwwwwwwww...

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

Holy Shit, brown qt ~ That IS a DICK! This bitch is packing, and I'm scared.

brown_qt
brown_qt

doesn't anybody else notice the bulge in her pants in the third picture?!? i dont even want to know what that is. oh yeah sure, her pants are big and thats the fabric......;)

Capt. Tripps
Capt. Tripps

I have NEVER seen a "woman" with forearms that are veiny like hers. Easing up on the steroids is a very good suggestion for this....woman. EW! Patrick Swayze made a better looking woman!

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

nodakgirl ~ Is that your attempt at being a comedian? Don't quit your day job.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

I am not racist. But I'm pretty close to a guy named Ray Sisst. Could that be the source of the confusion?

DB's Wife
DB's Wife

Remember the movie Mannequin? Remember the character Hollywood? Is this him?? All (s)he needs is those goofy asymetrical 80's style sunglasses.

Ashes

JESUS! This is way too funny!

HAHAHA

Thanks for lighting up my day.

don't_label_me
don't_label_me

in the last pic, her chest fat is dripping onto her dress.

lisa
lisa

btw...David Hasselhoff was on Australian Idol too and did say that, Marcia looked "beautiful and buffed"..Lol..that was funny..i think it was along those lines..

duno bout u people but the Hoff seems to be popular due to the Hoff Emails floating around down here..but just one thing...isn't Hasselhoff a 'has-been'??

lisa
lisa

OMG!!! what the hell was Marcia thinking?!! she must have gotten dressed in the dark..You see..the ARIAS was on straight after Australian Idol was shown on Sunday. And she must have been in a bloody rush. LoL! But it's funny, she looks tranny here i must say..at other times..she looks fine.

Gia
Gia

she better ease up on the steroids.

nodakgirl
nodakgirl

Hands. Hands give away whether or not one is a tranny.

However, BIG ASS SHADES trump hands' efficacy!

Unless I can LOOK into the EYES....AND can then glance down at the hands, I can "call it" regarding Trannyland. However, if SHADES are on the face...I can look down at the hands all I want -- but my pants will still be down around my ankles regarding my ability "to call it." ("Pants down around ankles?" Hmmm. If I were a boy, that would make me popular in Trannyland.)

Get Me A Valium Quick
Get Me A Valium Quick

The 'Wesley Snipes' comparisons are because there is no bigger insult to a woman. Snipes is BUTT FUCKING UGLY.

Scrumpy
Scrumpy

Fuck....she'd beat the shit out of Snipes!