Props to the hardest working gossip whore in blogging for some of the photos! JustJared.com, of course!
First, what are possible names for these two now that Paris has officially stolen his ass from the Olsen Monkeys. Possible candidates include:
1. Pairchos
2. Parstavton
3. Stavris
4. Pastavris
Shoot, if you got more…
On to more superficial business…So what exactly is phase one of the typical Paris Hilton relationship, you ask? Well, it’s pretty much the phase where Paris tries to take control by giving her body to her new mate—at least making it seem like she’s giving it to the poor guy. She shrewdly does this by making out with him whenever possible (especially when cameras are lurking). During some of these make out sessions, she might shrewdly play around with his Greek itsy-bitsies down below & of course, if the opportunity arises, she’ll give the occasional ocean blowjob during one of their weekly vacations.
This is a very critical phase b/c IF Stavros folds his cards early in the game & ends up falling in love, it’s all over, my friends. Paris will be on yet another 6-9month, all expenses paid vacation courtesy of the country of Greece.
With that in hand, I want to be a whore, too!!!!
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You people that trash Paris are so full of shit. Does anyone know whether or not she's sleeping with all these guys or are you just assuming? Has anyone seen her medical reports? Where is all the hatred come from.
There was one post that got it right, Paris didn't steal any boyfriend, you all act like the dude had nothing to say about it. He either nailed MK until he was done with her or she wouldn't put out, or he read this board and assumed Paris would put out and went to get some. BTW, most of you need some remedial English classes or you'll never get a job, I can only imagine what most of your resumes look like and how fast they hit the circular file.
wait... im still confused... how the shit do you pronounce the name "stavros niarchos"? ...actually.. i dont really giv a fuk
"Doryce
Hmm.
From what I could find out, Paris Hilton has had no more boyfriends than most other American girls her age. Sorry, but having sex with her boyfriends does not make her a slut."
Are you kidding me? Paris goes through a different boyfriend every week. Most American girls are not that bad and most American girls don't give it up so easy. You could probably kiss Paris on the neck and she wants to fuck. She has too much of a "gods gift to men" complex and needs to calm her skinny ass down. At first I used to think she was pretty but now its just the clothes and the jewelry that make her apart from any other trailer park. I must say though she talented in the oral department.
One last post for today: I think GMAVQ might have a crush on Tammy...
I can't imagine it is pleasent cuddling that close to Paris... Is her Pinochio nose not impaling him? Maybe all the STD's he's caught have rendered him immune to pain.
What has Tammy ever done to these people? Oh, I know, she must have opened a can of ass-whup on them on some other board. People who she does that to tend to hold grudges. Isn't it strange that they can carry grudges from board to board. Especially when Tammy is their ally in some boards. How sad...:(
Esp. since GMAVQ came onto this board just to say stuff about Tammy, and didn't even post about Paris.
Thats mean who evr made this ite i mean stupid paris and stavros but about M-K she [And Ashley] are myy favourite celebs,
Hmm.
From what I could find out, Paris Hilton has had no more boyfriends than most other American girls her age. Sorry, but having sex with her boyfriends does not make her a slut.
I think the pictures of them on a Mexican beach are rather sweet. They make a stunning looking couple and I hope love works out for them.
Yes, I feel sorry for M K Olson but dating is not marriage. She did not own Niarchos. So he changed his mind and chose Paris,it was his decision. Paris could not "steal" him unless he was willing.
I personally think they should make Paris go to a clinic, get an STD check and broadcast it on National TV. Maybe that might calm her ass down.
Let's skip the whole combining their names thing and just call the "The Jolly Greek Giant and the Ho Ho Ho" because the dude's a friggin' sasquatch, and the second part.......does the second part need any explanation?
sure, there's no u in either name, but ST VIRUS is a lot like Stavros, and Paris Hilton probably has a Sexually Transmitted Virus, so I'm calling them that
I have another name for this couple: ST VIRUS
Stavros might actually be an even BIGGER asshole than Paris! Sounds rediculous, but I just read about how him and a few of his friends went to a Burger King in L.A. after partying, and he paid a homeless man $100 to pour a soda on his head. The man did it, and him and his snotty-ass friends all sat there cracking up. WHAT A FUCKING PRICK! These two fucking DESERVE each other. Holy shit!
That's right, It's pronounced like Stanky Ho
All of your names suck, so we combined our names and came up with this: STANCIEHO
Or VALTRECS! All of those letters are in there, and it's a misspelling of a medication for herpes.
SHE IS SUCH A HUGE TRAMP I WOULD BE AFRAID OF CAUGHTING SOMETHING SHE HAS BEEN WITH HALF OF HOLLYWOOD I WOULDNT TOUCH HER . SHE IS ONE NASTY BITCH!!!I THINK HE IS TO GOOD FOR HER MK IS WAY HOTTIER THEN HER SHE IS A FLAT CHESTED BLEACHED BLONDE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!! shell necvr been taken seriously ever since her wanna be porno tape came out. yuck!! how dumb are u to tape herself. hey i watched it and she answered her phone while gettin banged must be pretty loose to answer the phone while fucking
if Aliens do exist then where are they?? cos they should abduct Paris and take her away for good!!!
Judiciously: Amen to that.
GMAVQ ~ You're losing it in anti-Tammyville, she's not T at dontlikeitbiteit. Not Morticia either. For starters Tammy isn't going to claim to be 24 years old, they have different ways of thinking, Morticia and T are much younger. The world of Blog ain't that small/tidy. It's not worth getting obsessive & paranoid over.
I am so glad that tammy is gone. She almost ruined the Bastardly experience for me. Moe or Jackson, if she was indeed band from the site, may I suggest a post dedicated to it? As a long time visitor to this site I would appreciate it. hahaha Keep up the great work fellas.
Sorry, Cassandra. That last comment wasn't meant for you... I mistook you for somebody else. I apologize.
Daenerys ~ No petition necessary. Tammy's gone.
Whatever, crazy bitch...
GMAVQ
There is an anti-tammy petition even?
she's such a self-indulgent bitch. for someome she "loooved" so much and almost hitched, shes hardly acting like shes in any grief. i think shes just used to gettting whatever/whenever she wants, regardless of who she hurts. and to his credit, male paris certainly didnt look like the sharpest mtool in the shed, but he did genuinely enamoured with her and noit like a bad person. tsk tsk, paris. controversy craving spolight loving douchehole (although im sure that thing is sooo stretched out by now its a douche CAVERN
Post your brains out, whore. I'm not acknowledging you any longer.
Hey, I'm not Tammy. Compared to Tammy, I hardly ever post anything.
i really do not understand the whole paris hilton thing.she is an ugly old skany whore....at least the olsen twin had a nice face....i mean man........
unless Stavros is planning a long and painful suicide and is hoping to catch something like aids from the bitch..........................
DB's Wife ~ Sadly, it's true. The infectious parasite also known as 'Tammy', 'Morticia', 'Cassandra', 'glimmer'... etc., is back. She is the beast that will not die. Do not dispair, DB, simply signing your name on our petition to offically ban that skank from Bastardly will greatly assist in our campaign to eradicate her forever AND it will garner you an entire pitcher of vodka and tonics. DB's Wife: "The Dark Side Wants You!" Sante!
GMAVQ -- shut UP! Are you serious!!! :) I was on a post last night, found Mort and that's when I posted to you. Tyammy thinks she's being slick... whatevs. I've not been to her blog yet... is it true? Is she banned? Did you make her go 'way?????? You are my hero (ine).
So funny... I must go lie down now. Be a dear and fix the wifey a vodka tonic, yes?
u know he just wants to know what everyone else in hollywood has sampled.
What a slutty bitch Paris is
u know she might just get richer than her parents even if she charges the guys she fucks a quarter for evry sex session ...she needs some lessons from the trump.
Paris is such a butt-her-face, don't these rich guys realize they can get women who are actually good looking, and classy too? My theory is that they are just having fun as long as their families let them, untill they have to marry someone who is good enough for their family. Paris Lastis family is a perfect example of this, they kicked her, and her parents,
out the door. Stavros's family will do the same, they will never let this go to far.
paris and stavros... how about....
PaSta
Heh J&M; thank god you havnt slept with her...you would be carabbed and syphed to the max....id recognise anyone who shagged her by the itching and scratching
I hope she got sand in her (not so) "private" places.
she's a walking yeast infection...
she is a fuck machine...are these guys naive or just plain horny? maybe they think she is some kind of american icon.
Check it out, people: http://dontlikeitbiteit.blogspot.com/
Tammy's writing for this piece of shit. It took a while, but I cracked the code! Tammy is writing under the pseudonyme 'T'. Here's what the twat wrote about Bastardly/Faisel:
Its really funny getting people banned from Tbe Bastardly. Tell
Moelicious,Moe(Asshole)Hi!
Maybe Stavvy had his dick pierced and was looking for ring that came off whilst
Paris was doing what she does best, which would explain the tongue shots.
As for the Olsen's...........which one is Galen?
wow, i am even more disgusted by the stupid guys who actually date and kiss her?? Do they think she is some prized catch??!! The guys are sick in my opinion...
As luck would have it I chanced upon an interesting article about a huge badly stuffed kebab...
http://thedeepandmeaningful.blogspot.com/2005/10/man-creates-giant-kebab.html
O Lordy: I have not been near her, though a "friend" tells me she has a c**t like a clown's pocket.
Paris is such a fucking bitch. She is also a huuuge slut. Shes, what 22??? and she has already slept with pretty much every man on the face of the planet